7:42 AM Mr. Silver
"Exotic Animal Lover Fails To Level LARP Character"
favorite line: "He wouldn't say how Thompson died but said several aggressive animals were near his body when deputies arrived and had to be shot."
"Holy F! Deputies! Blast 'em!"
7:44 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
12:30 PM Mr. Gray
Then there is, of course, this...
Do you think that "real-life superheroes" should be allowed to take the law into their own hands?
Yes: 1232
No: 3716
So roughly 25% of the population yearns for superheros prowling the streets. LOL
No: 3716
So roughly 25% of the population yearns for superheros prowling the streets. LOL
12:30 PM Mr. Silver
Superheroes cause supervillains.
12:31 PM Mr. Gray
Mr. Green's been looking for a life goal....if there were superheroes, then he'd have it.
Supervillain in training!
12:31 PM Mr. Silver
No comment on that secret part of my mind.
All it'd take is one bad trip in front of a mirror and whammo!
12:32 PM Mr. Gray
"Tired of his daily stress and abuse at the hands of his fellow man. Ignored for his brilliance and creativity. Made to feel like life had no meaning...Mr. Green became "Hate 4 Life" - the most notoriously hateful super villain of them all!!!”
12:34 PM Mr. Green
LMAO! This is starting to sound good!
12:34 PM Mr. Gray
"Know to kick puppies just for laughs? Able to jump hot chicks in a single bound? Hate 4 Life is out to slap the stupid out of mankind with a single atomic blast...or many stabs to the eyes with some scissors!!!"
12:35 PM Mr. Green
OMG! That rocks!
I just told someone yesterday: "If I had access to the big, shiny red button, everyone would be doomed!"
12:37 PM Mr. Gray
Need to get you one of those Staples "Easy" buttons and change the recording to say "Another one for the stupid line" followed by a gunshot.
12:39 PM Mr. Green
I should have gotten my order by now. Damn, who's handling this today?!
12:40 PM Mr. Silver
Whoever they are will be destroyed in the new order.
12:43 PM Mr. Green
Indeed... *rubs hands evilly*
12:43 PM Mr. Gray
See...now we're talking!
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
"Hate 4 Life is recruiting for a zombie army and needs a lot of 'volunteers'. There will, naturally, be many failed applicants."
12:45 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:52 PM Mr. Green
Well... for a zombie army, every applicant should be a success.
12:52 PM Mr. Silver
Only if they stand back up.
12:52 PM Mr. Gray
Hehe
7:13 AM Mr. Brown
I saw something this morning on fire mummies.
7:15 AM Mr. Silver
Like dried out by heat, or used for fuel?
7:16 AM Mr. Brown
Like human jerky.
7:18 AM Mr. Silver
"This is the mummy of Zevulon the Great: He's teriyaki style."
7:27 AM Mr. Silver
These things found somewhere in particular or a natural possibility?
7:27 AM Mr. Brown
Somewhere particular but I cannot remember right now. I fell asleep this morning watching it.
7:29 AM Mr. Silver
"After this soothing music and placid imagery, we'll reveal the most alarming thing about the fire mummies! Attempt to stay tuned for this life changing segment!!!"
7:29 AM Mr. Brown
Its in the Philippines.
Smoked jerky humans. It would take longer and more resources to do than just using salt.
7:32 AM Mr. Silver
Well, you'd have to pick a flavor and get the spices right.
Then there's the hickory/mesquite decision.
7:33 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, which wood is best for quality flavoring?
And then you have to tie up the body just at the right height over the fire to smoke dry it and not burn it.
8:38 AM Mr. Brown
They had octopus in the sushi bar.
I only ate the head; did not want to deal with the arms.
8:41 AM Mr. Silver
Interesting since people's tastes trend towards the opposite.
"Ewww...you eat chicken wings and legs? Gross!"
9:23 AM Mr. Brown
There were no chicken feet there. I was disappointed in that.
Mr. Silver
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/09/pl_screenghosthunters/
The only revelation in this article is that the author doesn't watch the show and is much less intelligent than he believes he is.
9:32 AM Mr. Brown
Yep
They actually consider all of that crap and debunk nearly everything.
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
That kind of commentary always throws me. What was he thinking putting that up?
9:34 AM Mr. Brown
Basically he did no research, just stated his own opinion.
9:38 AM Mr. Silver
Nod. All he did was take his own disbelief in ghosts, watched a couple youtube clips and wrote what he wanted.
I assume he's going to get lit up in the comments.
(He did. People much smarter than him responded...along with the ignorant rabble on both sides, of course – Mr. Silver)
10:26 AM Mr. Brown
Oh, Mr. Blue? I think the Dr Pepper Cherry is manly too.
10:29 AM Mr. Silver
You have to put on Old Spice to drink that, don't you?
10:32 AM Mr. Brown
I would like to wear Old Spice, but Mrs. Brown will not let me.
12:17 PM Mr. Brown
I wonder if anybody has tried suicide by a swift strike to their own jugular vein.
12:18 PM Mr. Blue
Probably
12:39 PM Mr. Silver
I wouldn't believe it if I was told no.
Is this something you're planning to try?
12:40 PM Mr. Brown
No.
12:42 PM Mr. Brown
I'll bet somebody tried to take off their own head with a sword at some point in history.
12:42 PM Mr. Blue
Probably not. Be the first!
12:41 PM Mr. Blue
Oops, wrong link.
12:47 PM Mr. Silver
So what's the right link?
12:48 PM Mr. Blue
I can't get it to link right, so I gave up.
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
So what was it?
12:48 PM Mr. Blue
Forget it.
Wasn't interesting anyway.
12:50 PM Mr. Silver
Well played.
12:57 PM Mr. Blue
I hate myself for even mentioning it.
12:59 PM Mr. Silver
Nonsense...you created confusion, then curiosity, followed by disappointment, and then frustration.
Back in my more mischievous days, I'd consider it a nice, if small, accomplishment.
Of course, I also would have just fabricated the whole link in question too.
2:05 PM Mr. Blue
"I got a grandson. He's 16 and he likes to look up that porn type stuff on the net. You do computer stuff, right? Is there anything I can do to block it?"
"Why?"
2:05 PM Mr. Apple
Haha
2:05 PM Mr. Blue
“I think denial is how rapists start out.”
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
"Is it normal hetero sex? I suggest getting him his own laptop."
2:09 PM Mr. Blue
"What's his email address? I’ll send him some of my preferred sites."
2:17 PM Mr. Silver
"Sure, I can put a block on...let me sit there a minutes and I'll password his profile to block you out...it'll be a cinch."
3:03 PM Mr. Blue
This looks funny.
3:09 PM Mr. Blue
Sounds like a new spin on Mystery Science Theater.
3:33 PM Mr. Silver
Yup...riffin' on pornos. Sounds good!
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