8:07 AM Mr. Green
We’re not here to fix things anymore. We are merely programmed drones, slaves to corporate inconsistency, incompetence, and ignorance.
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Anymore?
9:45 AM Mr. Silver
Ms. Amethyst
That’s actually pretty sweet.
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
Thought you'd like it.
I joked with Mrs. Silver about making diamond earrings out of her parents so they could whisper to her all day long.
9:57 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
“That way I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second.”
10:02 AM Mr. Blue
It's what grandma would have wanted.
10:04 AM Mr. Silver
"I couldn't shoot her when she was alive like I wanted. Now I can do it 250 times!"
10:18 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Need to bring up that one tonight with Ned and Brad
Missed opportunities for people that know how to load shells.
10:22 AM Mr. Green
Fireworks!
10:23 AM Mr. Gray
We so need to bring that up. Start our own business.
10:23 AM Mr. Silver
"Hit Heaven in a blaze of color and a big BOOM!"
10:24 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
10:47 AM Mr. Yellow
Sorry, hello everyone.
I had a long long meeting.
10:47 AM Mr. Green
Hi Mr. Yellow.
10:48 AM Mr. Silver
Hey Mr Yellow, we have a fireworks experiment we're looking for a volunteer for.
10:49 AM Mr. Yellow
Umm
11:09 AM Mr. Silver
She gave her phone number to a Nigerian contact on a dating site.
"And were you completely baked at the time?"
11:10 AM Mr. Green
Even completely trashed, would never give any personal info to ANYONE in Africa... geez...
11:10 AM Mr. Silver
Amazing.
"Nigerian Scam" is the household word for this kind of stuff. If the name Nigeria is even involved in a situation, there should be red flags going up.
11:12 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Mr. Blue
She was looking for Prince Charming... but settled for Prince Jumoke.
11:14 AM Mr. Green
LOL!
11:15 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Mr. Blue
I went to look up the name of the head of state of Nigeria. His name is "Goodluck Jonathan"
11:49 AM Mr. Silver
His last name is a first name?
11:50 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah
11:55 AM Mr. Blue
He looks like a weirdo, too
12:35 PM Mr. Silver
"Goodluck Jonathan, a former a member of Run DMC, has been the acting President of Nigeria since February 2010"
12:38 PM Mr. Silver
"He's currently up for reelection on his 'It's Tricky To Rock Around That's Right On Time' platform."
(Perhaps too easy, but as soon as I saw the hat, 'Walk This Way' started playing in my head.)
12:39 PM Mr. Blue
Hahahah
12:39 PM Mr. Silver
and
en.wikipediaorg/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan
12:46 PM Mr. Blue
What's he hiding under that hat?
12:50 PM Mr. Silver
"A Goodluck Jonathan he calls Little Goodluck Jonathan A!"
11:59 AM Mr. Gray
*skims D&D books and grins evilly*
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
Skims them like the fat of dead party members off the surface of a haunted lake.
Ms. Amethyst
Yea, I had cravings for pears and pineapple last night...
9:56 AM Mr. Silver
Could have been worse.
9:56 AM Ms. Amethyst
Yea I know, lol!
9:57 AM Mr. Silver
"I need...and I mean you'll be destroyed if I don't get it...need pickled herring and key lime yogurt with those sprinkles they put on ice cream cones."
9:57 AM Ms. Amethyst
Ewwwwwwwww
10:00 AM Mr. Silver
Yes, I didn't like that either. Sometimes I can go too far for a joke...bleh.
10:09 AM Ms. Amethyst
Lol
Mr. Silver
Mr. Silver
Personally, I prefer at least a B-cup Tata
1:53 PM Mr. Blue
Heh, I remember reading about that.
I could sell my car and buy 5 of those things.
1:58 PM Mr. Blue
Let's buy a few and play bumper cars
Mr. Blue
"Only a half dozen have caught fire."
"Well, how many have you sold?"
"About 8."
Mr. Blue
I’m sure a car salesman could put a positive spin on it.
2:04 PM Mr. Blue
"I heard these things randomly catch fire."
"You bet they do! Shall we talk financing?"
2:05 PM Mr. Silver
"I can see that fire in your eye, and want see some of that fire in our negotiations! Let's deal!"
2:18 PM Ms. Amethyst
Lol
2:11 PM Mr. Blue
“I can tell safety is a priority for you. But, I'll be honest, I think you should buy this car."
Mr. Blue
Bottom pic, mostly
12:58 PM Mr. Silver
"Rock climbing fun for all! Bring the kids!"
1:13 PM Mr. Blue
I’m glad I don't get my jollies out of that sort of thing or else I’d probably be dead by now.
Mr. Blue
Replace "God" with "Bob Saget"
Mr. Silver
The Bob Saget thing made it a much better article, yes.
"Suddenly, I care."
10:43 AM Mr. Silver
"God wants him to run for office and he's being persecuted for listening to God" = Whatever...having had experiences I'd call religious, I frankly give no credence to the claim that he got a direct message from God, so have no sympathy with the results of declaring it in public.
or
"Bob Saget wants him to run for office and he's being persecuted for listening to Bob Saget" = Wow...that's bizarre on so many levels. Tell me more! What's up with that???"
10:50 AM Mr. Blue
Wonder who'd get the GOP nomination...a Mormon or a Sagetian
Mr. Blue
Poop day
3:41 PM Mr. Silver
Yup
But over for me.
More poop for you .
3:42 PM Mr. Blue
F*ckin' love it
3:42 PM Mr. Silver
Poop?
3:43 PM Mr. Blue
Poop Storm days.
3:43 PM Mr. Silver
Ah
3:43 PM Mr. Blue
Poop flung at me from all directions.
3:43 PM Mr. Silver
Reminds me...gotta grab my umbrella on the way out.
3:43 PM Mr. Blue
It's like the Vietnam War...only instead of bullets and bombs and agent orange, it's poop.
And I assume way worse.
3:44 PM Mr. Silver
Ok, I get it...I'll put it in the blog...happy?
3:44 PM Mr. Blue
Yessss!
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