Day 88 - Simple(ton) Instructions, Even Monsters Don't Believe In Werewolves, Hot Patootie Bless My Soul...Sex Drugs And Buttered Rolls?, Too Perky To Be Safe, And Mr. Gray's Dream Home

7:15 AM Mr. Green

morning

7:16 AM Mr. Silver

morning

(battery panel...several descriptions in) "All right, hold on, I'll see if I can find it." 

"Okay.  Try this - it's in the completely unmissible location I've been describing.  Check there." 

7:17 AM Mr. Green

lol

Mr. Brown

I’ve always been a werewolf kind of fan

8:23 AM Mr. Silver

Well, the werebeasts are, I suppose, more “natural”.

There's no abominable living-dead stuff going on there.

The irony is that there's more evidence for ghosts and such. 

Vampire "I watched this great werewolf movie over-day...couldn't sleep.  Worth it though."

Demon "Eh...never got into made-up monsters.  That live shape-shift stuff by mortals is just silly."

Alien "My people do it.  What's the problem?"

Vampire "Yeah? Not like it's not done."

Demon "Yeah, but your people evolved for that...you have an amorphous body.  The human skeletal structure just can't DO that stuff." 

Ghost "Hey guys...what we talkin' about?"

Alien "Pazazael here doesn't like werewolves.  Thinks they're silly."

Ghost "So are sparkly vampires..."

All "LOL"

9:14 AM Mr. Silver

"Rocky Horror Picture Show" was on last night.

Terrible film.

Mrs. Silver "What are you shouting at the TV for???"

me "Just remembering all I can, which isn't much."

(on screen) "Janet!  Dr. Scot!  Janet!  Brad!  Rocky!" 

"Bullwinkle!!!"

(had to explain that one to her)

9:17 AM Mr. Silver

Mrs. Silver "Are you shouting 'BullSh-' at the TV?  You're going to wake up Silver Jr.!"

9:23 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

9:27 AM Mr. Yellow

LOL

I remember quite a few call back lines but no where near as many when I used to go every Saturday night

9:27 AM Mr. Silver

Yeah, me too.  I had a lot of "Uh...something goes there" and half starts.

Mr. Silver

Really happy...or has a knife behind her back.  You make the call - http://www.doctoroz.com/expert/nancy-schuessler

Mr. Silver

Mr. Gray!  Found you a place!

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/20/buy-this-house-get-a-thousand-dollar-bar-tab/

3:04 PM Mr. Gray

Uh huh

3:04 PM Mr. Silver

Might wanna negotiate a bigger credit though...  

"Well...$1000 is pretty good..."

3:05 PM Mr. Gray

$1000 would be like 10 trips to the bar LOL

3:06 PM Mr. Silver

Not if you weren't such a lightweight :-p

(had to...was waitin' for you to walk in)

3:08 PM Mr. Gray

:-P