Mr. Blue
Weird dreams last night.
A huge mashup of people I work with, people I went to school with, and people I grew up with and haven't seen in 15+ years.
10:02 AM Mr. Silver
"All mashed up...it was awesome 'cause I hate those people."
10:03 AM Mr. Blue
also kind of took place at the mall and a small upper class town somewhere in Massachusetts, simultaneously
10:03 AM Mr. Silver
Interesting
Mr. Blue
i think I may know the culprit for my strange dreams... ate pasta with some wild mushrooms in it.
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
Wild mushrooms?
2:08 PM Mr. Blue
Forget what kind.. shepherd mushrooms?
They were picked by a lady downstairs.
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
2:08 PM Mr. Blue
Well, not *shrooms*
Some types of cheeses result in very lucid and strange dreams... why not mushrooms?
2:09 PM Mr. Silver
"This is the best pasta I ever went into the petting zoo business with!"
2:12 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
Mr. Yellow
Hmm, better have the company drug test him
2:21 PM Mr. Silver
Yup.
Next buffet day, bring in a batch!
2:22 PM Mr. Blue
My mom said that others who ate them had nightmares
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
This getting better!
Mr. Silver
"Problem with callin' them folks at HP is they got them chinks on there that always wanna pass the buck."
11:11 AM Mr. Pink
lol
11:12 AM Mr. Blue
"Sir, please.. Towelheads."
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
Exactly. "They are NOT 'chinks', sirrah! They are "dot heads'...don't be rude."
11:17 AM Mr. Blue
I can't believe "paki" is now considered a derogatory term.
11:18 AM Mr. Silver
It wasn't before?
11:18 AM Mr. Blue
Why would it be? Just short for Pakistani.
11:18 AM Mr. Silver
On that note...
I wonder what the must insulting slur for US Americans is.
I should start using it for fun.
"Yes, well I'm a proud XXX and I'm passing you back to the chinks."
11:22 AM Mr. Pink
haha
11:28 AM Mr. Apple
lol
Mr. Blue
She's also getting enough sodium to last her a lifetime
12:01 PM Mr. Pink
She at least looks fairly fit.
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
That's my biggest problem with (most) fast food stuff. it makes me feel crappy immediately after I eat it. I can't drink enough water keep hydrated.
Sure, it has adequate carbs and protein, but the sodium and calories are going to be out of control.
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
Yeah...nice big queeseburger and fries...
20 mins later "Bleh"
12:07 PM Mr. Pink
Anyone ever eaten at (restaurant)?
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
I know a couple that has.
12:11 PM Mr. Blue
Yes
12:11 PM Mr. Pink
What kind of food is it?
12:16 PM Mr. Pink
Was it better or worse than The Cheesecake Factory?
12:16 PM Mr. Blue
Never been there.
12:16 PM Mr. Pink
That place is insane.
The food is so good, and you get huge portions, but it sucks that it's a good drive to get there.
12:22 PM Mr. Silver
When I hear The Cheesecake Factory, I generally picture people getting strapped to the end of a conveyor belt with food rolling slowly towards their mouths...
Spaghetti Warehouse? Well, you have to open crates to get your pasta.
Mr. Silver
Ewwwww
I thought the woman who pronounced her name, Calliope, as "Kally-ope" was bad....
1:11 PM Mr. Silver
This one was even spelled with a K
Kaliope
Yet somehow she grew up thinking its "Kally Oh-pee".
Mr. Unknown
The bathroom smells like vomit
I think someone upchucked their Spaghetti-O's in to the trash bin
2:27 PM Mr. Pink
God daaamn, I was just about to take a leak in there
2:28 PM Mr. Blue
In the trash bin? That's unusual
2:28 PM Mr. Pink
Who throws up at work?
2:30 PM Mr. Apple
lol, I thought the bathroom up here smelled like buttered popcorn for some reason
2:30 PM Mr. Silver
You better taste the floor
"No...not popcorn or Spaghetti-Os...hmmm...pungent but with a vinegary tang. (licks again)"
Mr. Gray
His PhD thesis is titled "To Hear the Lamentation of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran Literature."
2:58 PM Mr. Silver
I like it!
Sign me up for this semester.
Mr. Yellow
That is funny. I want him for my teacher
3:23 PM Mr. Silver
Yup, I'm in
3:16 PM Mr. Blue
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you. Hear the lamentation of their women.
I didn't find that line to be "ridiculous" as the article claims.
Love “Conan the Barbarian”
3:25 PM Mr. Silver
"My fahthah's swarrd is mi-tee-uh than thuh pen!"
3:38 PM Mr. Silver
That quote was from Genghis Khan...I don't think it's ridiculous either
3:38 PM Mr. Blue
Genghis Khan? Really?
3:38 PM Mr. Silver
The guy knew what he liked.
And was...well...barbaric.
3:39 PM Mr. Blue
Link?
3:41 PM Mr. Silver
Well...it it's attributed to him and not exact...this version I found isn't even the same as others I've read:
“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
3:45 PM Mr. Silver
But I've already found a few other versions.
3:45 PM Mr. Blue
That's awesome.
3:45 PM Mr. Silver
Maybe it was part of his stand-up routine and he developed it over the course of the invasions.
3:49 PM Mr. Blue
"Just rode in from the steppes and boy is my horde tired!"
3:52 PM Mr. Silver
"So what's the deal with The Great Wall of China? What's so great about it? Does it do something other walls can't? Why don't we just call it The Wall of China? I mean, how many other countries can boast that they have a national wall anyway? What's the deal?"
3:52 PM Mr. Silver
“So the other day I was driving an enemy before me before crushing him...the way you do, right? And I was havin' a great time...because I dunno about you, but nothing makes me happier. But I didn't hear anyone lamenting the guy. They were all just kinda standing around. So I said “Who does a guy have to crush around here to get a little lamentation?'”
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