Day 37 - What If God Forgets His Password?, Choosing a Heaven Based on the Benefit Plan, and Namebo

Mr. Brown

I was thinking this morning about the different galaxies

8:09 AM Mr. Silver
The billions of them?

8:09 AM Mr. Brown

Yes

I came up with a thought that what if there was a creator for each of them

8:09 AM Mr. Red

That’s a lot of thinking

8:10 AM Mr. Silver

"Have no god before Me for any practical purposes."

"The others are, like, really far away.  How can I put this, Moses...umm...remember how long it took to get from Egypt to here?"

8:15 AM Mr. Silver

(looks up from commandments slab) "Lord...can we pare this first one down a little?" 

"Pare down?" 

"Well...like this bit here about space-time and gravity...gravity was that 'sticking to the world' part, right?" 

"Too wordy?" 

"Too wordy, Lord...plus, honestly...I don't know these words and I had some education when I was younger."

8:20 AM Mr. Brown

Just a crazy thought

8:20 AM Mr. Blue

Where are the creators?

8:20 AM Mr. Red

Let's go home and drink??

8:22 AM Mr. Silver

Crazy thoughts make the world go round, Mr Brown.

Going home and drinking makes the spin bearable, Mr. Red

So we're left with Mr. Blue's question

8:24 AM Mr. Red

They're in the clouds right???

8:26 AM Mr. Blue

Either they're invisible, miniscule, in another dimension, or they don't exist I guess

8:29 AM Mr. Brown

Or its all the particles around us that we cannot see that makes the creator up.

8:30 AM Mr. Silver

Stick to terms...you started this Mr. Brown. "Creators"

8:35 AM Mr. Blue

You're saying each galaxy has its own creator

or.. you're hypothesizing

8:35 AM Mr. Brown

Hypothesizing

8:40 AM Mr. Blue

a) invisible b) miniscule c) in another dimension or somewhere else d) they don't exist

8:40 AM Mr. Brown

Basically

8:42 AM Mr. Silver
The universe could be a network, of course

8:42 AM Mr. Red

Wonder if their network breaks like ours

8:42 AM Mr. Silver

Independent systems on a (snerk) "universal" industrial standard

Perhaps you can request info from another galaxy if you have the IP and password

Directory functions locally in the EM spectrum, of course (looks up at stars)

9:05 AM Mr. Silver
If a galaxy is nothing but a big computer, then the "creator" of each is implied to be not only outside, but each has a lot of them, but perhaps only a single "user"
9:13 AM Mr. Silver
The Milky Way is an Ultra-Dell with components from Ultra-Japan and Ultra-China, loaded with Ultra-Windows programmed by Ultra-Microsoft

9:14 AM Mr. Red

Run by Ultra-Man!!

9:15 AM Mr. Silver
hehehe
9:18 AM Mr. Silver
Though in this proposed scheme, yes, Ultra-Man...playing Ultra-Farmville and looking at Ultra-porn.

9:37 AM Mr. Silver

This all goes back to my theory that alien space travelers aren't necessarily smarter than earthlings...just have bought better toys.

9:37 AM Mr. Blue

Than us right now?

9:37 AM Mr. Silver

yes

9:37 AM Mr. Blue

Their technology is more advanced

9:38 AM Mr. Silver

I could buy a sportscar...they maybe just buy their spaceships.  I'm suggesting none of us really knows in detail how it works, how to build one, or how to fix it.  We just turn it on and go.

11:42 AM Mr. Blue

Seems like you can gauge a religion's popularity based on its after life promises

11:43 AM Mr. Brown

Oh yeah all people think about is what happens when they die.

11:43 AM Mr. Blue

Eternal happiness and harps and angels >> 72 virgins >> constant rebirth >> empty darkness maybe

11:45 AM Mr. Silver
I was a big fan of daily battle and feasting for a while
End game on that one kinda blows though
11:48 AM Mr. Silver
"Lasts until Ragnarok? Cool! Super battle! I'm in! What? Guaranteed to lose and Valhalla is destroyed...eh...well...."
11:55 AM Mr. Silver
Angels...
Talk about an entity concept that changed over time
Terrifying things
Now they're pretty blondes and dead relatives

11:58 AM Mr. Blue

God got more sugary too

In the Old Testament he murdered about 20,000,000 people, by conservative counts

11:58 AM Mr. Silver
Can't really murder your own action figures I suppose

11:59 AM Mr. Blue

sure you can

11:59 AM Mr. Silver
He had 'em doing it to each other, mostly

11:59 AM Mr. Red

Reading above, I figure its got to be heaven if there are 72 virgins there.
Sure ain’t any around here

11:59 AM Mr. Silver

"All 72 available virgins are in heaven..."

12:00 PM Mr. Brown

lol

Wow how can you share 72 virgins in heaven and then they are still virgins?

12:01 PM Mr. Silver

St. Peter catching the new guy scoping out the 72 virgins "Pft! Good luck getting anywhere with them."

12:01 PM Mr. Brown
lol

3:14 PM Mr. Blue

"My last name is Rambo, like the movie."

"That's badass! I mean, lemme pull up your info."

3:16 PM Mr. Silver

"What a coincidence! My last name is Firstblood!"

3:16 PM Mr. Blue

lol

3:18 PM Mr. Blue

"My last name is Dontstopormymomwillshoot!  It's Dutch."

3:23 PM Mr. Silver

"We dropped the 'Van' as pretentious in the 1960s"

3:29 PM Mr. Blue

Whoops

It was "Stop or my mom will shoot"

3:30 PM Mr. Brown

lol

I thought so

3:32 PM Mr. Silver
I'll fix the line for you in editing...                         (wink - Mr. Silver)    
These are always a mess   

3:32 PM Mr. Brown

My name is Bambo.

3:33 PM Mr. Silver
Bambi married Dumbo?

3:33 PM Mr. Brown

No the deer Rambo

He hunts the hunters

3:34 PM Mr. Blue

The Great Rambino!!!