Sigh...well...when Anonymous and Lulzsec destroy the civilized world, we'll still have dice-based D&D
7:53 AM Mr. Green
very true
7:58 AM Mr. Silver
(post apocalypse...wander into a town of savages...accosted and threatened)
"Hey punk! You come in here you need to pay! You got food? Gas? Batteries? Booze?"
"Nah"
"Why shouldn't we just kick you out, or better, just kill you now?"
"I'm a Dungeon Master."
"Ooooo! Come on in! Have some hooch!"
8:00 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Dungeon Master = Hours of entertainment. Better than booze, and from me that says something
8:04 AM Mr. SilverYup
Bards in a TV/MP3/PC-Free future
One of my goofy flights of fancy for a time machine was to go back and teach bored medieval nobles how to play during the winter months when nothing much was going on
8:08 AM Mr. Gray
They could have trained for tactics that way and done a lot better with someone like a DM around heh
8:10 AM Mr. Silver"You're a wizard."
"Of the coast, yes"
8:25 AM Mr. Gray
"All Hail Mr. Silver, Wizard of the Coast!!" LOL
Too funny
Mr. Gray
That is insane. Anyone smoking KNOWS the risks. What is the friggin point? Who looks at a pack of cigs and goes "OMG...I didn’t know this could do that?!"
8:52 AM Mr. Green
That is messed up
8:52 AM Mr. Silver
"Woah! I'm not going to smoke 'Brand'! Look at what they did to that guy. Pack of 'Camels' please."
8:53 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
(Mr. Yellow reacting with a running emoticon to Mr. Gray's sheep-hugging emoticon)
Mr. Silver
This from the guy surrounded by “Cornholin'” fans. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole)
1:09 PM Mr. Yellow
Yes there are even clinics given at Home Derpot for Cornholing
lol
1:09 PM Mr. Silver
I still wanna make the picnic game I proposed...The one with the carriage bolt missiles and the greased wool sock target
"Sheep Sodomizin'!"
1:52 PM Mr. Yellow
Hey how do you hide money from a Hippie?
1:53 PM Mr. Gray
Hide it under the soap
1:53 PM Mr. Yellow
lol
Mr. Yellow
I have about 1000 songs loaded on the computer and just hit shuffle
little John Cougar right now. “Cherry Bomb”
Now Stray Cats
2:31 PM Mr. SilverStray Cougars
Rewrite all Mellencamp's stuff into rockabilly
2:33 PM Mr. Yellow
good idea
2:33 PM Mr. SilverMay well be...trying to hear it in my head...not a fan of JCM
Mr. Brown
I watched new episodes of Teen Wolf last night
pretty cool, starting to like it
8:29 AM Mr. Blue
I heard it was gay
Like, literally
8:29 AM Mr. Brown
One of the good werewolves was shot by some rare wolves-bane bullet that was killing him by poison
8:43 AM Mr. SilverWolves-bane bullet? Eurgh...
8:44 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah some rare kind that will poison a werewolf
8:44 AM Mr. Silver…like...regular poison?
So they're immune to high-velocity lead then?
8:48 AM Mr. Blue
Who was the guy that was assassinated with a tiny seed?
Like they jammed it into his thigh and he didn't even know it... in England I think
Contained some kind of poison
8:49 AM Mr. Brown
From an umbrella
Fitted to shoot
8:51 AM Mr. SilverFrom a bumbershoot...fitted to brella
Mr. Blue
ricin.. got it
Mr. Blue
9:06 AM Mr. Brown
Ordeal of Fire is the crazy one lol nobody will survive that one
9:08 AM Mr. Blue
sticking your arm in molten lead...awesome
9:10 AM Mr. SilverI recommend all of these for political aspirants who declare God told them to run for office.
9:12 AM Mr. Silver
Rigging “molten lead” would be expensive but not particularly hard
9:13 AM Mr. Blue
you could have a cauldron of mercury with some air pumping through it to make it look like it's boiling
9:15 AM Mr. Silver
precisely
Mr. Blue
http://www.wpxi.com/news/28305775/detail.html "patron wins too much at casino, state investigates, fines casino"
9:50 AM Mr. Brown
Nice. Why couldn't I be that patron?
lol
9:50 AM Mr. Blue
Gambling is probably the lowest form of entertainment on earth
9:51 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah I don't like betting on anything.
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
Gambling? Lowest?
Define "lowest"
9:52 AM Mr. Blue
the bottom
"Let's take time off work and flush money down the toilet!"
9:53 AM Mr. Brown
I will only play the lottery
once in a great while
9:58 AM Mr. Silver“$2 Retirement Plan”
10:06 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. Cheap way of gambling
10:11 AM Mr. Blue
What is fun about throwing money into a machine?
10:11 AM Mr. Silver
Couple bucks on a dream that can't kill you is better than blowing real money on cigarettes.
10:11 AM Mr. Blue
It's the most obvious scam in the world and people still fall for it
I don't smoke, but at least you get something back from cigarettes or whatever else you might spend it on
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
You act as if no one actually wins
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
most don't
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
of course
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
The longer you gamble, the more you lose
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
Damn...I really need to rethink that $26-30 a year, Mr. Blue. I'm getting fleeced.
10:14 AM Mr. Blue
How much have you made off that $26-30 a year?
or lost?
10:18 AM Mr. Silver
Good point...with my big win of $21 and a few other little ones, I've certainly lost about $200 in 10 years.
I'm financially ruined...
What will I do to support my wife and kid now? I'll be forced to sell some old CDs or have a yard sale.
Compared to the vast waste I've witness most people I know on electronics and cell/game fees, I'm not feeling too stupid on the occasional Powerball ticket
10:22 AM Mr. Blue
I’m more talking about casino victims
1:14 PM B.R. someone loose Mr. Dsida?
1:24 PM Mr. Silver
Release the Kraken and loose the Dsida
1:24 PM Mr. Blue
That too.
Mr. Blue
(Co-worker) Invited me (musta been a mass invite) to some thing called "Theology on Tap"
I was gonna go just to make him regret not screening his invites
2:01 PM Mr. Silver
Show up with a keg
See who gets the most attention
Mr. Blue
2:35 PM Mr. SilverStole my idea for Mrs. Silver's parents' retirement
2:35 PM Mr. Blue
heh
2:35 PM Mr. SilverBeen joking about it for months
Perfect. No rent...meals...medical.
2:46 PM Mr. Blue
what about the daily gang rapes?
2:47 PM Mr. SilverThat'd be the "Senior Dancing/Exercise Program"
Mr. Blue
"ping satisfaction pockets sent 4 receptacle 4 lose 0"
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
Amazing grasp of terminology
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