Day 33 - "My People Call it Long Maize", Middle-East Hijinks, Communication Failures, Shrooms, and Cat Crowns

7:57 AM Mr. Brown

Been reading about wendigos

8:02 AM Mr. Silver
Heard a couple different variants on that one.

8:05 AM Mr. Brown

Wendigo psychosis

8:07 AM Mr. Silver
Belief that you're a Native American giant/spirit?

8:10 AM Mr. Brown

No people that get stuck cannibalizing but then continue to do it

8:22 AM Mr. Silver
They call that Wendigo Psychosis?  I call it...well...cannibalism

8:25 AM Mr. Brown

yeah

Just one of those fun mental things they tried to name

Which is just cannibalism

9:07 AM Mr. Silver
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-iran-monkey-space.html
9:11 AM Mr. Silver
Noting the last two lines, it sounds exactly like the USA/Russian "oh it's peaceful exploration" IBM research

9:12 AM Mr. Brown

strange

9:13 AM Mr. Silver
"The monkey is there to push the button on the warhe-satellite!"

10:04 AM Mr. Brown

We have a bin Laden successor

10:06 AM Mr. Silver
Always will. 

10:06 AM Mr. Brown

Apparently nobody thinks he can do the job

10:10 AM Mr. Silver
good
Allah picked exactly the sort of leader they needed then
Bring on the jihadist flash mobs and water balloonings

10:13 AM Mr. Brown

He already has a pre-marked spot on his forehead for us to shoot him

lol

10:14 AM Mr. Silver
heh



11:21 AM Mr. Silver
"Do you remember your password?" 
"Yes." 
"OK, go ahead and enter it ... ... ... and then hit continue." 
"Now wait a minute..." 
(to self) "Oh COME ON...its four 1s...how long could that take?"
Dim AND deaf...great combo

11:23 AM Mr. Brown

LOL

Mr. Silver
Really dim...Really deaf.

11:32 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

11:35 AM Mr. Silver
added "can't see well"

11:36 AM Mr. Gray

So Deaf Dumb and Blind

11:36 AM Mr. Silver
I wonder how she is at pinball

12:09 PM Mr. Silver
Always love these:  "May I have your cell number in case we get cut off?"  "Sure...it's 555 (click)"

11:04 AM Mr. Gray

I do have to say this whole "phuckit" Crown attitude seems to work a lot better and is a lot less stressful LOL

11:04 AM Mr. Silver
heh

11:05 AM Mr. Gray

Should write a book called "The Zen of Phucket". Though I think some people from there might be confused LOL

11:06 AM Mr. Silver
probably
11:08 AM Mr. Silver
Of course, considering the 'tude involved, Phuckem

11:09 AM Mr. Gray

Yep yep

12:19 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/06/15/magic-mushrooms-positive-clinical-effects-lasting-over-a-year-say-researchers/

12:20 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

12:29 PM Mr. Green

How do I get into one of those studies? lol

12:29 PM Mr. Gray

If you find out let me know lol

12:29 PM Mr. Green

okie doke

12:41 PM Mr. Silver
Sounds like an awesome program
"I feel that I relate better in my marriage," one participant reported. "There is more empathy – a greater understanding of people and understanding their difficulties and less judgment."
"I also can talk to trees and the color blue tastes like cherry kool-aid"

12:42 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

2:03 PM Mr. Silver

All go well with the dog?

2:04 PM Mr. Gray

Yep yep

He is usually pretty well behaved for me

Think he just kinda knows I won’t take his crap LOL

2:04 PM Mr. Silver

You have a “Dog Crown”

2:04 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

Mega Crown. Good for all Species

They all just kinda know you aren’t gonna take crap LOL

Well, except cats....because they apparently invented the “Crown” idea

2:15 PM Mr. Silver

I can see that...ancient Egypt... 

"We're trying to do the best for the common folk and they just trash on us.  Sigh.  We should be like that cat over there.  Look at her.  Aloof.  Superior.  Like the gods owe HER respect.  Like she's got a big golden hat on that everyone has to bow to." 

"That's not a bad idea..." 

"What?" 

2:21 PM Mr. Gray

LOL Exactly!!

2:22 PM Mr. Silver

Pharaoh....combo of a cat's  "Phhff!" hiss and "araoh?" meow.

2:22 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

2:22 PM Mr. Green

heheh

2:24 PM Mr. Silver
"The pharaoh is a real bast-ed." 
"A what?" 
"Bast-ed. The guy's a real bast-ed." 
"Oh...Bastard!  Thought you said bastet...it’s your accent." 
"What the hell is a 'bastet'?" 
"I dunno...I thought it was some god-cat-term thing." 
"That's not a bad idea..." 
"What?" 
“There’s furry bast-eds all over the pharaoh’s palace...we’ll make a goddess for them.  Bastet.”

2:29 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

Damn...that so makes sense

LOL

It’s all so clear now

2:30 PM Mr. Silver
Heh



3:21 PM Mr. Silver
It's 3:21...any last minute wisdom for the troops?

3:22 PM Mr. Brown

Drink your heavy beer slowly

3:23 PM Mr. Silver
(blinks)
If it's a stout, I heartily agree