Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Day 32 - Fabrications 13:45, Small Houses, Death Rays, and Still Not Rock & Roll To Me

8:59 AM Mr. Blue
I woulda said "once you find the part in the bible that says no gays in the pool and show it to us, we'll leave."
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
"Don't pee or be gay in the pool...so sayeth the Lord"  Fabrications, 13:45
9:23 AM Mr. Silver
I love the fact that during the gay-pool incident they told the jerks they were illegally discriminating, and the response was to validate that they were illegally discriminating.



9:00 AM Mr. Silver
9:02 AM Mr. Blue
garter snakes? pussies



9:14 AM Mr. Blue
(Sings) “Feel like bacon love!”
9:16 AM Mr. Silver
Song like that'd hit the charts hard
9:18 AM Mr. Brown
Kevin Bacon
Love
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
(sings) "Olive my love...Olive my love...Oh, Olive my love..."
I always picture Popeye cartoons.
11:13 AM Mr. Silver
Speaking of songs that irritate the bejeezus out of me....
11:18 AM Mr. Silver
(sings) "I can drone for hours and hours...I can drone for hours and hours...I can drone for hours and hours...I can drone for hours and hours..."
11:19 AM Mr. Brown

"I see Miles" ( whispered)

11:20 AM Mr. Blue
So it's a high-visibility day...OK, we get it.
1:12 PM Mr. Silver
"Sh-tty ditty, 'bout Jack & Diane..."



9:23 AM Mr. Brown
http://www.wunderground.com
If you look over past Ohio there is a big storm system cutting thru
Right over top of Indiana
9:24 AM Mr. Silver
Positive positioning.  Those are "opportunity clouds".
Take advantage
9:31 AM Mr. Blue
weather underground is an actual weather site?
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
All the secret weather
9:33 AM Mr. Brown
Yes it is
9:34 AM Mr. Silver
Or...all the subterranean weather.  Did you check the magma reports for Friday?  Wow 400 degrees F by noon.
9:34 AM Mr. Blue
when i think weather underground i think of that terrorist group from the 60's and 70's
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
"Radical meteorological activism is the only way to overthrow the corrupt weather in power."



(Mr. Blue loves architecture and city planning and is always looking at aerial shots of construction projects and proposals and such things - Mr. Silver)
10:11 AM Mr. Blue
house in Sewickley that was recently completed
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
Such squalor.
It's inhuman
Note the full childrens' playground in the back.
10:15 AM Mr. Blue
it's a bit much, to be honest, unless it's a family of 25
It's not even that big of a lot.. and the other houses in the neighborhood are like, 1/20th the size
mind you that house on the right is still pretty huge
10:23 AM Mr. Silver
Anything on the owner?
10:25 AM Mr. Blue
"If you don’t already know, this 39,400 square foot castle of a home belongs to Joseph Nocito, who is a 50ish North Hills entrepreneur and real estate developer whose holdings include Northland Properties, the Stone Mansion restaurant in Franklin Park and Trybus Co. Inc., a McCandless maker of reinforced tape used internationally by manufacturers. The 34 room mansion includes 12 bedrooms and 21 bathrooms. The home has 22,800 square feet on the first, second, and third floors. The basement takes up the remaining 9,600 square feet. The home also includes 13 fireplaces and 14 and 1/2 acres of land. There is also a garage that can hold up to 15 cars. The mega-mansion is the biggest home in Western Pennsylvania."
10:25 AM Mr. Blue
So, a nobody
10:30 AM Mr. Silver
Heh



10:50 AM Mr. Blue
10:57 AM Mr. Silver
heard of that
hehe
"Please, enjoy this particular seat, sir.  And take this beach towel with the big picture of an ant on it."
11:02 AM Mr. Brown
I wonder how many of those death rays there are around
There are a lot of glass structures
11:03 AM Mr. Blue
but none concave-shaped
11:03 AM Mr. Silver
Right, this has the curve to focus too
11:03 AM Mr. Blue
and is facing directly south
11:04 AM Mr. Brown
i would love to go to that and melt things
11:04 AM Mr. Blue
not gonna melt much more than plastic bags if it only gets to 130-140 degrees
11:07 AM Mr. Brown
We could cook things
Just need a piece of black metal
11:08 AM Mr. Blue
on wheels
11:08 AM Mr. Brown
Hello sir would you like your steak well done on the death ray?”
11:12 AM Mr. Silver
And some sort of autotracker and marking spot
11:13 AM Mr. Silver
Guest - "What's the red spot over there?" 
Staff - "Death ray...ever see Goldfinger?  'No Mr. Bond I expect you to die?'  It's like that."



12:37 PM Mr. Silver
So then.  What songs can we think of that we'd never call "Rock & Roll" that talk about it or claim to be rock & roll?
The first example being Neil Young
"Rock and Roll Will Never Die"
12:44 PM Mr. Blue
Jethro Tull - too old to rock and roll, too young to die
12:52 PM Mr. Silver
Brenda Lee - "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
1:23 PM Mr. Brown
What about Huey Lewis "Heart of rock n roll"
1:26 PM Mr. Silver
It's got that kinda “rock”y thing going in it.
Then there's "We Built This City on Rock and Roll" 
1:28 PM Mr. Blue
F that song
And White Rabbit is the Bolero of LSD-influenced rock
1:28 PM Mr. Silver
well where's the rock and roll part?
1:28 PM Mr. Blue
i just mean i hate that song
and it's definitely not rock n roll, so it works
1:30 PM Mr. Silver
Getting the opinion from the article in wiki that "Rock and Roll" may not actually exist
1:31 PM Mr. Blue
not when there's a "hall of fame" for it that includes Jay-Z memorabilia, no



2:29 PM Mr. Brown
oh dang cannot see the eclipse tonight
cuz we are in North America
2:29 PM Mr. Blue
we North Americans have the worst luck ever!!



2:34 PM Mr. Blue
2:42 PM Mr. Silver
you'd think a few people with directional microphones would have it figured out in a night or two
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
yep, probably a combination of things
maybe they put the wrong bulbs in street lamps
2:45 PM Mr. Silver
"The problem was traced to this man, Mr. Harold Compton, of #4 Goose St, a comb, and a small piece of tracing paper."
2:50 PM Mr. Silver
"Tin-eared Mr. Compton was attempting to get a spot on the new season of X-Factor but his only talent - with no sense of pitch or rhythm - was a sustained single note on the makeshift kazoo.  However he pointed out that his record time was well over 4 hours straight on clear nights."
2:52 PM Mr. Silver
"A recording deal and military psychological warfare deal are both on the table for Mr. Compton, pictured here trying to climb a tree to get away from the people of Woodland."
2:48 PM Mr. Brown
2:49 PM Mr. Blue
been to Taos and Bristol, never heard any hums
case closed, in my opinion



3:00 PM Mr. Blue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Dunes  check out the "calumet prairie" picture about 1/3rd of the way down, on the right
So scenic!
3:09 PM Mr. Silver
Beautiful example of high-tension towers in their natural habitat in the pristine wilderness
3:09 PM Mr. Blue
and a gas line
3:09 PM Mr. Silver
See I missed that...natural camouflage. Another of Nature's wonders.



Mr. Silver
Hate wakin' up late and rushing...
7:05 AM Mr. Gray
Understand completely
7:05 AM Mr. Green
I just hate wakin up
7:06 AM Mr. Gray
That’s only because you keep hoping for Death
7:26 AM Mr. Silver
Here you go Mr. Green, this'll speed it up
7:29 AM Mr. Gray
Nice!
7:30 AM Mr. Green
That's cool. Hope he gets it off the ground



7:58 AM Mr. Gray
Man I really hope the Castle Doctrine passes in the state senate.
7:58 AM Mr. Green
what's that?
7:59 AM Mr. Gray
As it stands right now, by law, even if someone breaks into your home you are to "retreat" from the situation. The Castle Doctrine will allow homeowners to use deadly force against an intruder
Also permits you to defend yourself outside your home and in your vehicle
7:59 AM Mr. Green
cool
8:00 AM Mr. Gray
None of that "I shot the burgler....and now he sued me for his injuries" crap
8:17 AM Mr. Silver
Took your chances in a hazardous occupation.  Sorry, you lose.
Gamers would understand it
8:19 AM Mr. Silver
"You didn't run when you botched your Move Silently/Hide in Shadows?  Whatever.  Be happy he didn't score a crit."

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