[1:40 PM] Mr. Brown:
It seemed like some of the guys were hitting on the girl running the food tables downstairs
[1:41 PM] Mr. Blue:
Which guys?
[1:41 PM] Mr. Brown:
One was an IT guy
I don't remember his name
She is cute though
lol
Looks like she is 16 though
[1:42 PM] Mr. Blue:
I just barely noticed that she looked like a kid, and then my brain went to the food
[1:42 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah i jumped to the food too
But I was sitting down there eating
[1:42 PM]
(book) R. Kelly Skool of Hittin' on Chix
"Chapter 1 - Fair Game"
[1:43 PM] Mr. Brown:
Well i figure she has to be 18 or she would be in school
unless she has work release for school or something
[1:45 PM] Mr. Blue:
Or... Spring Break?
Or home schooled?
[1:45 PM]
I was listening to her conversation with some cousin or other who came through the line. She didn't talk very “kid”.
[1:45 PM] Mr. Brown:
Well when you look at her in detail, you can tell she is older
[1:45 PM]
“That weird guy is still staring at you.”
“I know! He's creepier than the guys hitting on me!”
[1:45 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
I was just perturbed by the guys hitting on her
Got that strange protective thing going
I can't believe some of the stuff parents let young girls wear, actually
I think in my head - that child would not leave my house that way if she was my daughter
[1:50 PM]
Meanwhile, this morning I read an article that reported that - seriously - see-thru wedding dresses are a thing
[1:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
WHAT?
[1:50 PM]
Yeah
[1:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
Has to have a small market
OK, I can't get that image out of my head
The wrong person buying it popped into my head
lol
[1:52 PM]
The girl running the food tables downstairs?
But yeah, wedding dresses for the 5% of brides who could sport a bod to show off...and the 1% of that set who'd want to.
[1:52 PM] Mr. Brown:
Those who are extremely body confident
[1:53 PM]
Dad...so proud...escorting his little virgin exhibitionist down the aisle
[1:53 PM] Mr. Blue:
Wouldn't even good bodies look weird in see-thru?
[1:53 PM]
Oh, the examples looked very good... Advertising
[1:53 PM] Mr. Blue:
It'd be like looking at a cut of lean meat wrapped in cellophane
[1:53 PM]
It's all lace, not clear plastic
[1:53 PM] Mr. Blue:
ah
[1:59 PM]
"Do I get a discount for the 10 million holes in this dress?"
[1:54 PM] Mr. Brown:
I've seen some dresses that I went “what is that?”
like extreme low cut
no back
These leggings the women are wearing
Mrs. Brown likes them too but she wears a long shirt with them so its mainly just her legs you see
[1:59 PM]
Shameless
[1:59 PM] Mr. Brown:
hah
[1:59 PM]
Those leggings are menswear
[1:59 PM] Mr. Brown:
We should start a trend
Restart the what's the thing that knights wore
crap it left my head
cod piece
we should get it back in style
lol
wear tights and a cod piece
[2:14 PM]
Yup...can't tell by look, can by listening to her talk to other women.
But can confirm she's 22
Mr. Oleo basically just asked her history while I sat in a massage chair.
[2:14 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
he is hitting on her now?
[2:15 PM]
Just jovial chatty like he always is
[2:15 PM] Mr. Brown:
ah
[2:15 PM]
Grandfather owns the catering place. Started helping at 16
(Oleo) "How old are you now?"
(I wince)
"22...so 6 years"
[12:50 PM]
Car started, went 2 seconds, spinning starter.
(image in head of wormhole generator effects from "Contact") “Awesome...”
[1:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
It's doing something!
Just wait, it will soon jump from here to there
[1:53 PM]
Whoever was in charge of the Machine design in that movie did a nice interpretation of "We want it big, complicated, not very earthlike, convey extremely power...and scary as Hell to be anywhere near. And then we're going to hang her over it and freefall drop her inside."
[1:53 PM] Mr. Brown:
hehe
“OK, now just jump in there.”
[1:56 PM]
(Elly) "You're sure it'll work?"
"Absolutely! 99.99% 90% Yup. Good bet at 65%"
"65%?"
"Assuming the timing is all good and it does what it says. So a solid 65% if that's correct. So about 11%...in RAW stats. But if those stats are, in reality, 100%...then 65%...or so."
"(Elly calculates) So 1%"
"Assuming it's not all a hoax, yeah."
[2:01 PM] Mr. Brown:
"Well, if you make it'll be 100%."
[2:17 PM]
https://www.soviet-power.com/russian-army-portyanki-military-foot-wraps-socks.html
For only $10!
[2:18 PM] Mr. Brown:
What is the importance of wrap socks?
[2:18 PM]
Shipping ALSO $10
“Now used in Russian, Ukrainian and other armies from former USSR. New and never used, 2 pieces.”
Actually I know about them because Russia discontinued using them after 400 years of soldiers hating them and protesting.
[2:20 PM] Mr. Brown:
I just don't understand the reasoning of them
[2:20 PM]
So they're new and never used because they've been sitting in surplus for years behind the crates of socks
Just look how easy they are to put on in the instructions
[2:21 PM] Mr. Brown:
Do they do anything that normal socks don't?
lol
[2:24 PM]
Yes...lead to blisters, callouses, and frostbite
[2:25 PM] Mr. Brown:
Hmm
Looks like it was just because it was easy to get them compared to socks
Strip off some sheets and wrap it up
Seems like it was for boots in general
[2:25 PM]
https://snarkynomad.com/portyanki-russian-footwraps/
[2:28 PM] Mr. Brown:
“I grew up with these strip of foot fabric, and some vodka. It made me strong.”
If you get a roll in it you would get a blister
[2:29 PM] Mr. Blue:
Or get all bunched up / loosen up and you'd have to re-wrap every few miles
[2:39 PM] Mr. Brown:
Making a solar system at home
Brown Jr. has that as a project
[2:52 PM]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzv1sjKpCU
[3:02 PM] Mr. Blue:
damn he's young there
[3:02 PM] Mr. Brown:
The yellow one!
[3:02 PM]
Yes
[3:02 PM] Mr. Brown:
Ours is yellow and orange
You know - correct
[3:03 PM] Mr. Blue:
He had the same haircut as every 90s comedian
“The Seinfeld” I guess
[3:03 PM]
Before the instant your retinas burn through, the Sun is white
[3:03 PM] Mr. Brown:
It would be cool to get into it and add sunspots lol
Add flares to it with orange yarn
I could get crazy with it
But its a school thing so not going to go all out
[3:04 PM] Mr. Blue:
You should make the solar system to scale
I mean distance between the sun & planets
[3:05 PM] Mr. Brown:
We have smaller balls and bigger balls
[3:05 PM]
Well that's just age and genetics
[3:05 PM] Mr. Blue:
It'll take up more than the gymnasium
"Here's the sun."
"And where's the planets?"
"Mercury is waaaaaaaaay over there."
[3:07 PM] Mr. Brown:
I keep telling Brown Jr. we have to put rings on Uranus but he won't
[3:07 PM] Mr. Blue:
He a Uranus rings truther?
[3:08 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
He knows they are there just does not want to put them on it
I keep saying well we are putting them on Saturn
We even got primary colors paint and mixed our own colors to paint them
White green blue to make Uranus
We are not going with extreme detail though
So when he paints Earth he is going to do his best to make it look like it
I told him we have to paint the caps and the land
[3:12 PM] Mr. Blue:
Get the land masses right
Don't forget New Zealand
[3:12 PM] Mr. Brown:
Tiny speck
lol
[3:12 PM] Mr. Blue:
2 specks
[3:12 PM]
"Uhhh... Brown? This solar system has the Earth in the center."
"I know..."
"You KNOW it's wrong. Why'd you do it?"
"'Cause DAD wouldn't let me make it FLAT."
[3:14 PM] Mr. Brown:
Extra credit - make a Flat Earth dome
[3:15 PM]
Do all 3 and if he DOESN"T get extra he's gettin' robbed.
[3:15 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
“What is that serpent-looking thing around the Earth? Is that a wolf biting the Sun? How is this part of the solar system?”
“The end time is near. Ragnarok is coming.”
We'll play cool Viking-like music
[3:17 PM]
"Brown Jr's Museum of Inaccurate Solar Systems - YOU make the CALL"
Then not specify which is right
[3:17 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
“Why is this Earth on a turtle's back?
[3:17 PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[3:21 PM] Mr. Brown:
If we really want to get complicated, we can build a historical Indian astronomy one
“What are all these tiny ships around the Earth?”
“Those are the GODS!”
Put the Aliens Guy's picture in the backdrop.
I actually painted the box black cause Jr was doing it wrong
lol
[3:36 PM]
https://ourwayisthehighway.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/flat-earth8-wide.jpg?w=940
"We were torn between putting in Sheol or the fiery pit of Hell."
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