Sunday, November 3, 2019

570 - French Cathouse On The Lake, The Nightmare Of Garfield's Nightmare, "James Bond Will Return In: The Villain With The Perviest Dwarf"

[10:14 AM] 
French...
Chat...cat
Eau...water
Chateau...
[10:17 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
hmm
[10:18 AM] 
Country House”, obviously
hehe
Gonna start saying "Cat Water" though
[10:19 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
More of a mansion or palace though.
Chateau plural is apparently chateaux
[10:22 AM] 
Well... implies a very NICE house, yes.
My house is officially named an "igloo".  Heh
[10:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Why's that?
[10:32 AM] 
fairly small, white
"What shall we name the house?"
"Name the house?" 
"Sure.  We name the cars."
"True."
"How about The Igloo."
[10:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
La petit blanc chateau
[10:33 AM] 
Tres bon!
[10:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
5TH HSE ON L-WHITE BI-LEVEL W/BLACK SHT
[10:36 AM] 
"Black Sht all over that house."



[12:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think this whole drinking straw thing is just a ploy by restaurant conglomerates to save money by not providing straws and to claim it's for the environment
[12:06 PM] 
Not so sure on that. 
I've been hearing they are an environmental hazard for like 20 years or so.
Besides.  Someone like McDonalds probably has a half billion dollars worth of them in stock.  With everyone watching to make sure they don't landfill them.
Pretty expensive dump.
[12:16 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I've heard it's minimal but apparently not
And plastic straws are high on the list of the most common objects fouling the seas. They are routinely among the 10 most collected items in beach cleanup programs, according to the Wildlife Conservation Society. 



[2:46 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Several people became nauseated after brakes failed on a pirate ship ride at Kennywood Wednesday and crews were unable to stop it for 10 minutes.
The ride swings like a pendulum from left to right and up and down. Passengers were stuck swinging before workers could engage a secondary braking system.
Kennywood ride operator accidentally discovers perpetual motion”
[2:53 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
heh
I don't think i would have gotten sick
A spinning ride, yes
[2:53 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah, I never minded the pirate ship
I would probably ride it a few times in a row if there were no lines
Apparently they got rid of the old mill for some "Garfield's Nightmare" BS and everyone hates it.
I think part of Kennywood's appeal is its old school feel.
I'm not sure why they'd wanna "update" the classics
It can't compete with Cedar Point or Six Flags or whatever else... it has to remain at least somewhat vintage
[3:05 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yeah, Garfield's
Been through it a few times
The original was scary to me
lol
[3:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah it was creepy
Why would Garfield be having a 'nightmare'?
[3:06 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
He overate, then went to sleep
[3:06 PM] 
It's been Garfield since 2004. When were you last at Kennywood?
[3:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I probably haven't been there in 10 years
[3:06 PM] 
There ya go
And yes, I'd prefer a proper dark ride
It's not terrible or anything
Garish as hell because it's all in blacklight and 3d glasses
[3:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Garfield seems like a weird choice
[3:07 PM] 
He was bigger back then
The TV cartoon was a hit
The strip had been for a while
It might as well be a L'il Abner ride for these kids
[3:12 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh yeah
I guess that would've coincided with the films too
If i were them i'd make it the old mill again but less musty
[3:13 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I think they wanted to add more for the kids or family
I think there is less animatronics too
so cheaper
[3:15 PM] 
Believe me, nothing at Kennywood ever used anything as advanced as Animatronics
But if I were them, I'd be taking advantage of really superior advanced technology...
Like they installed in the Disney Haunted Mansion...back in the 70s...
heh
[3:16 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yesss
[3:16 PM] 
There's so many good looking things that can be done with audio visual tricks that just aren't that hard
[3:19 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Heck, they used a projector and a white faced mannequin and put a talking face on it
Looks good
[3:21 PM] 
yes
But Disney also uses tricks that were cutting edge in the 1800s
The ballroom dancing stuff is a sheet of glass and lights on figures below the riders
[3:22 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
[3:24 PM] 
Right.
Meanwhile – Haunted Mansion
[3:25 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I like how they kept the actual mill
Garfield's nightmare included an old time water wheel
[3:33 PM] 
(Pitch) "Okay...Okay...we keep Garfield, but picture this.  Smoke...flashing emergency lights and sirens. Jon - headless with fountain of blood.  Garfield has a flamer and is shooting gouts of green fire at a xenomorph holding and shaking the head?  Eh?  Don't say 'no' right away."
(co presenter) "You know...for the kids!"
"Right!"
[3:41 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
They should keep it as Garfield's on the outside... but on the inside make it something else that would be terrifying
[3:41 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Or you go inside Garfield, not his dreams
[3:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Maybe the first couple stops is Garfield related stuff
Then it gets weirder and weirder
"Garfield's LSD Bad Trip"
[3:43 PM] 
It already is Garfield's LSD Bad Trip
"Garfield's Nightmare: Visits to the Vet"
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Garfield contracts FeLV and has to be put down
[3:44 PM] 
The Spay/Neuter Room!
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Odie goes rabid and attacks Jon and the vet!



[8:11 AM] 
Morning
[8:11 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
morning
[8:12 AM] 
Ended up doing the pair of Live and Let Die and Man with the Golden Gun
[8:12 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Both decent
[8:13 AM] 
Yes
They are probably never beating the boat chase in the one.
Probably never beating the simplicity of the villain in the other. 
[8:14 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
Just a guy that likes killing and has respect for Bond... And wants to challenge him.
[8:15 AM] 
Yes
Merely enjoys his job and wants to play top-league duels
"Oh and I have a base and all this power or something.  Meh...I'm rich.  Just gonna sell it anyway.
Spotted the creepiest bit from MwtGG I never noticed in all the viewings...which was a lot because it was a fave.
(watching) "Wait a second...oh geez."
(Mrs. Silver) "What?" 
"They're in bed, right?"
"Yeah"
"Mirrored ceiling, right?"
"Yeah"
"Knicknack has a secret panel in the ceiling and was watching them from up above, waiting for a good time to drop and attack."
"..."
"Meaning he had a secret compartment and two-way mirror installed in the ship's master bedroom so he could watch."
"Ewww..."
Also notable, there's a stunt at the end I want to research because it really looked like Moore and Ekland instead of doubles, and it looked like it was about a 10th of a second from killing both of them.  As it was, they crashed to the floor and into furniture and it probably hurt a lot.
[9:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
If the redneck sheriff wasn't out of place, some of his lines definitely were
Am I remembering right that he called Asians "slopes"?
[9:10 AM] 
Pointy heads
Which is interesting because in LaLD I don't think he used any racial slurs or even say "black".  Mostly he said 'boy', which in ... character ... is taken by basically anyone as an insult. 
[9:12 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
[9:13 AM] 
All the southern law enforcement and related were remarkably cautious through the whole thing.  Only black villains and operatives made comments against Bond, et al.
Rather astonishing, really
As a joke on Desmond Llewelyn, Sir Roger Moore wrote fake dialogue for Q, and then gave it to the Script Girl to give to Llewelyn after he had spent a whole month learning his lines, and was about to come on-set.
Hmmm... Mrs. Silver and I did note this other subject last night.  
MwtGG might have been the "girl furriest" Bond... 
While doing the title sequence (Golden Gun), Maurice Binder ran into a problem with one of the nude models. Her pubic hair was sticking up when they needed it flat. After a few minutes of her trying, and failing to get it right, Binder smeared her pubic hair with Vaseline. She gave Binder the brush and told him to fix the hair to how he needed it. The whole thing was seen by Sir Roger Moore and Harry Saltzman, causing Moore to turn to Saltzman and quip, "If you're the producer of this film, you're not getting the perks!"
[9:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[10:53 AM]
Ah...here it is...
Britt Ekland admitted to being terrified when filming the scene where she and Sir Roger Moore escape from Scaramanga's island. In his autobiography, Moore pointed out one particular shot, right before the second explosion goes off, when Ekland falls to the floor; according to Ekland, that wasn't acting. Moore came back, picked her up, and helped her go on. His arm was around her back as the second explosion went off, and he felt the tiny hairs on her skin get singed.
So it really was them and could have been a lot worse
Glad they left it in, because eeek!
"Great acting!  It really looks like they almost got blown up!"
[10:55 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think i remember that
And noticed that too
[10:55 AM] 
"Acting...yes...that was what it was."
[11:04 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
There's a couple close ones
From 3:30 on
[11:07 AM] 
Nod.  I was referring to the run after the catwalk collapse where they both crash
And yeah, the blast right before that was pretty close looking too
Sounds from the description Moore gave that they actually clipped the first time she fell and he went back...which would be why the pyro timing was screwed up and they were so close.
must have been right after the one right in front of them and right before the run into the lounge
Augh!

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