Sunday, September 8, 2019

564 - Water Babies, "Hop To The Timeline 1, 2, and 3", Kink Couture

[5:30 PM] Mr. Blue
Who figured this out?
[5:30 PM] Mr. Brown
I was a water baby
They would just push me under the water
[5:30 PM] Mr. Blue
Yeah i did that too
[5:36] PM
"In a study of 250 babies in 5 sets of 50, only the Control Group (no swimming), Adult Attended (held by parent), Experimental Release (infant solo and retrieval) and Rescued (pulled from water) survived at a rate of 100%. The 50 remaining in the Observe Until Fail (release, see what happens) all drowned. This data completely verified the theory that babies cannot actually swim, as well as provided an iron-clad case for the prosecutions at the resulting homicide trials."
[5:38 PM] Mr. Blue
lol



[11:58 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I watched Back to the Future 3 last night.
One question...
Maybe i missed it cuz i was up and about a few times, but where was the 2nd time machine?
[11:58 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
The old one?
[11:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Doc Brown goes to 1885 with a time machine...
Leaves it in cave for Marty to find in 1955 and repair and use...
Instead Marty goes back to 1885 with the time machine...
Shouldn't there be 2?
[12:00 PM] 
In situ they only had 1 time machine, even when they saw others
Except the train at the end
But Doc built that one new.
[12:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Using hoverboard technology
[12:03 PM] 
Still not seeing where there would be 2
[12:04 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Cuz Doc Brown needed one to go back to 1885
[12:04 PM] 
Ah
He was hit by lightning at the end of 2 and vanished
Ended up in 1885 unable to fix it
[12:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
With a time machine
[12:05 PM] 
A broken time machine.
[12:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
So he left it in a cave
[12:06 PM] 
Right
It "lived" to the 50s
Doc fixed it after recovery, and they used the same one to go back to 1885
[12:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
1 + 1 = ??
[12:06 PM] 
Meaning it left the timeline
[12:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
So where is the one doc used to get back to 1885 and then stuffed in the mine
[12:08 PM] 
Gone
[12:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It disappears into thin air?
[12:08 PM] 
It disappeared from the timeline from 1885 to 1955 when it was used to go to 1885 again.
[12:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
poppycock
[12:08 PM] 
Yes.
BTTF is really broken
Doc's theories of time travel are not correct, he just doesn't notice
The only valid timelines are individual journeys
[12:10 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
My point is there's 2 Deloreans in 1885 now. And even if the fuel from the one Doc used wasn't available or he used for something else, or maybe he got rid of while storing the Delorean, they could've used parts from Delorean 1 to fix Delorean 2 when they blow out the 'manifold' trying to use whiskey as fuel
Or, hell, put the 2 engines together for double the horsepower
[12:11 PM] 
Or!
And this is crazy
Or!
Get rid of the 88MPH rule
[12:12 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yeah
[12:12 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
88mph is quite arbitrary
[12:13 PM] 
Also deadly
[12:13 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
88 will not account for where the earth will be
lol
[12:13 PM] 
Doc is smart but not particularly wise
He wanted it so you couldn't do it by mistake (snerk)
So you'd need an environment that you could get to an unreasonable illegal speed before the button works.
The only place reasonably safe to use it are places like the salt flats they test supercars on.
...which is what Buckaroo Bonzai did
Or flying
Or in space
[12:16 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Only Primer's time travel actually accounts for both time and space, since it's a fixed point
[12:23 PM] 
Primer was great
BTTF was jumping timelines
Hearkening back to ancient days in this chat, they were merely ending up in places "close to center" as I used to say.
Most "Docs" just died in 1885
Most "Martys" vanished in 1955
Etc
If you haven't seen the Rick and Morty where they mess up the timelines...well...it's the best example out there
They kept splitting the screen until there were dozens of variants playing at the same time on the screen
Biff left the future, gave a manual to A himself” returned to A 1950s timeline. 
Buncha parallel stuff...but they were never the same places
We only saw the versions that worked out
[12:27 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Thus Doc arriving suddenly to save Marty as he is about to be run over 'cause how would the Doc get to Marty in time unless he knew?
And went back and made another time line so he could save him from being run over.
Theory I read...
[12:32 PM] 
It might not have even been the same Doc...just a close one.
It's why the local universe didn't blow up when the girlfriend met herself...
Not to mention the actress playing her changing and them never noticing
[12:34 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol
[12:34 PM] 
Doc was wrong...they were different timelines, entirely.
As long as we're “noticing”, Gerorge McFly wasn't played by the same actor in 2 either.
[12:34 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Jennifer is different
Yeah, that was funny
[12:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I never understood why 2 people meeting each other would tear up the universe
[12:35 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
You can't have the same matter in same space - or something like that.
If they touch then what they are made of with is the same thing occupies the same exact space causing a reaction
[12:35 PM] 
No. Paradox
[12:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
So they can be on the same planet and in the same town but not in the same building?
"what you are made of" is just cells... We all have those
[12:36 PM] 
Proximity and awareness
Doc thinks there is a chance that mutual awareness can make the loop collapse
Like temporal anti-matter, they'd cancel, taking everything out with them.
BTTF was always from the POV of the character we were following, but the other version would be able to see the one we were following and have nothing happen either.
Doc thought it was contact.
Also...wrong.  If you end up in a timeline where two of you exist together, then it's because you're in a timeline that both of you DO exist together. 
Hehe
(looking up to verify)
Right...Biff met Biff and nothing happened
Old Biff died... Implied it was because his timeline couldn't survive
[12:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Doc met Doc and nothing happened
[12:44 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
He would not look him directly in the eye though or touch him. Doc didn't know he was looking at himself.
It does make more sense as a parallel universe jump then a time jump
Makes you think about the movie The One, where the energy moves to the next then the next when one dies
[1:19 PM] 
This all reminded me there's a BTTF2 "How it should have ended" gif out there
Jennifer meets Jennifer - cut to cosmic explosion
[1:23 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think the paradox thing is just a plot device so they can't just walk up to their past or future self and sort things out face to face. The movie would be like 10 minutes long.
It's more interesting to see them sneak around and hide
[1:27 PM] 
Yes



[3:36 PM] 
I wonder if www.mytheresa.com is aware that a lot of their amazingly overpriced "footwear" looks like it belongs on street corners after dark in large cities.
Or fetish clubs
[3:38 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
How'd you end up there?
[3:40 PM] 
Not sure, honestly.  They've been cycling on my (page) advertising...here not at home...for months.
Only thing I can think of is I clicked on some goofy fashion story here and it sneaked in.
[3:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh
[3:43 PM] 
So every so often I get to see the latest in absurd women's boots...or whatever these are.
[3:45 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Like the clear ones?
lol
You enjoying that sweaty ecosystem on your feet and legs, miss?
[3:48 PM] 
Today's new feature is a pair that looks like you are wearing fishnets from knee to ankle...and then they attach to the shoes.
They're ridiculous.
(They're years out of fashion for women who waste obscene money on boots, but they still exist for women who waste too much money on boots, so you can still see images - Mr. Silver)
[3:51 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well if a woman is stranded on an island she'll be able to catch food
[3:56 PM] 
"New Kinky Fishtrap Boots!"
"You've either worked the runway hard in Milan or the street corners hard in Trenton all night!  Now it's time to relax and do some fishing!  With Mytheresa's net shoes, you're fashionably or shamelessly ready to go!  And for the serious camper, our thigh-high clear boots have a tap attachment for either water storage or as a solar shower!"

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