Saturday, August 31, 2019

562 - I'm Bateman, Merican Passion Merican Apathy, The US Government Is On The US Government's List Of Governments Unfriendly To The US, ICE ICE Baby, Difficult Doctors

[9:50 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I watched the new Death Wish
then watched Game Night
Bateman is always fun to watch
[9:51 AM] 
"What are you?!?" 
"I'm Bateman"
[11:26 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
In discussions in the lunch room somebody said Batman always wins
I said John McLain always wins
Then I said I bet John McLain would beat Batman
Wrong place wrong time again
Which would be perfect title for next film for that franchise
John McLain in “Wrong Place Wrong Time”
[11:46 AM] 
"Batman Won't Make John Die Hard"
(Batman) "I don't kill..."
(McLain) "Yeah...well...I'm not that neat."
[12:06 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yippy kie yeh, Batfucker
lol



[10:13 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Just keep telling me how aggravating it is, sir
It will make your profile work suddenly
[10:14 AM] 
He's right, I'm sure
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
He is a complain-about-the-government guy
Ruined his NASCAR
lol
[10:23 AM] 
(intrigued)
[10:23 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
He said they got all political about stuff and it ruined it
[10:24 AM] 
Ah...surely because of the actions of President Trump's Secretary of The NASCAR - Cletus "Big Boy" Atkins
[10:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Sounds like a bright guy. Who is it?
[10:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Just like Melania's jacket I DON'T CARE
[10:26 AM] 
The jacket was a perfect choice, really.  The frenzied spins started right away.
She'll be in US History books for decades for that.
[10:26 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I’m betting there was no meaning behind it
She just grabbed it and left and neither her nor anyone in her entourage noticed the bad optics
Then she realized her mistake, took it off and put on another coat
Then decided "no i have an idea for it to mean something else" and put it back on.
A "let them eat cake" for America
These are people who are profoundly disconnected from regular society
[10:27 AM] 
**
A fairly strong argument, in my opinion, was she did it in protest of really really hating being First Lady
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I read it in one way like “this is how Americans are acting”



[10:30 AM] 
I picked up something interesting yesterday on CNN.  Going to listen for it now.
The reporter kept saying they'd tried to contact "the US Government" and got no reply from "the US Government" and the like.
It was the same kind of wording used when referring to foreign governments
But...
...he was an American and standing in Texas in front of a baby jail
Interesting tone.
If he'd said "Chinese" it would have sounded just as "these people aren't to be trusted in this situation" as the report about ours did.
[10:36 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"The ruling regime could not be reached for comment."
"The Minister of Propaganda said a full statement would be forthcoming."
[10:38 AM] 
Felt like that, yeah.  "Members of the foreign press were not permitted"
[10:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol
[10:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
They always preface Chinese news reports as coming from "official state media" or whatever. They should do that with Fox News
[10:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Haha
yep!
[10:41 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
A couple folks on that network are alright. Shepard Smith seems like a doucher but he has some principles
Krauthammer croaked so i guess Shep's the end of the list



[11:00 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I think it's funny how everybody hates ICE
Yes they have done some wrong things, but that's just like any police
Just need regulated better
Normally they are catching people that truly illegally entered without announcing themselves.
[11:02 AM] 
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while ICE revolves it.
[11:03 AM]  Mr. Brown.:  
lol
they should just play that when they show up
ICE ICE BABY
to go
to go
lol
[11:04 AM] 
You KNOW someone in ICE has to have it queued
"ICE Agents...pictured here busting a local restaurant and a move...removed 7 illegals from the staff this evening."
[11:04 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
if they reach Canada, play Snow's “Informer”.
Infoooorrrrrrrmer, you no say border patrol they gonna arrest me, a licky boom-boom down / detective man said daddy snow issue fake visas to haitians, a licky boom boom down"
[11:06 AM] 
LOL Mr. Blue
[11:08 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Snow is interesting
He was lumped in with white posers like Vanilla Ice but he had legit chops. People thought he was faking the reggae rap thing but he grew up in a part of Toronto that was mostly Caribbean immigrants, and that was just what he knew
[11:11 AM] 
I was surprised watching a Beastie Boys thing about all the rappers that came out for them.  Their biggest hits were such trash they always impressed me as 3 dorks wanting to make a buck off the fad.
(some big deal rap star) "Really sucks that people made a hit song out of something they wrote as a joke." 
SOOO much terrible white rap back then.
meh
Just cross off "white"
And "back then" while you're at it...
[11:17 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol



[9:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
So this place you’re going to came up as “OCIATES, (Town) FOOT & ANKLE ASS”
Foot, ankle and ass
[9:52 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Foot and ankle in ass specialists!
[9:53 AM] 
"Well, your X-rays are back and your problem is Ankle Ass."
"Is it serious?" 
"Well...would you say you can be abrasive...or dismissive...maybe lazy?"
"Honestly, yeah, kinda."
"That's the usual cause.  Mouthing off at bars can cause it too.  Anyway, we'll have your wife's foot out of there in a few minutes and you can mow the lawn like she's bitching about."



[10:45 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
so i have Mondays off now
thinking wow i can schedule doctor appointments
BULLSHIT
[10:46 AM] 
... ?
[10:46 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
tried to schedule with a dr no
Monday till oct
[10:47 AM] 
"I take no patients on Mondays, Mr. Brown."  http://images.sequart.org/images/Dr-No-2.jpg
A quarter year with no Mondays? 
[10:49 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yeah
just dumb
specially for a simple check
like "how are things?"
that's prob like a 2 min appointment
[10:50 AM] 
"What days are free in the next month?"
[10:51 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
my one dr I think i will have to do a day i work
cause she is only at the close office certain days
dr freeman
[11:00 AM] 
Dr. Not-Free-Woman
[11:09 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Dr. MoneyDownWoman
[11:15 AM] 
Suppose there is a Dr. Monday out there who doesn't see patients on Monday...just to be a pain?
"Oh, and I suppose you're irritated that my partners Dr. Feelgood and Dr. Killpatient don't match their names either."
[11:23 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Also the dr hard to get in is a pulmonary dr so that tells you how many people have f'd lungs out there
[11:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
You have a Dr. Hard too?
[11:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol

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