(Referring
to a rather loud conversation over Jif vs another’s memory of Jiffy
peanut butter – Mr. Silver)
[10:17
AM] Mr. Blue:
"Mandela
effect"
[10:27
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
have been having a lot more Deja Vu recently
[10:18
AM]
Actually...
Although
I was convinced long ago about the perceivable universe being not
quite right since I was little...
And
eventually decided on the practical inevitability of a multiverse and
repeating and divergent timelines...
And
ultimately started to suspect a simulation on top of all that to
explain some things...
I've
– as you've seen/read – become pretty sure of mutability and
alterations to reality happening.
Whether
reprogramming is involved, or actual instability and shifting between
versions.
And
I
hit a BIG one the other day with Silver Junior.
He's
become a chess fiend.
I
taught him to play, and he eventually pursued online play vs bots and
real people, from novices to masters.
He's
becoming good at it.
He
has beaten me when I'm fooling around.
The
other day he pulled a move that was not legal, and I told him so.
"Yes
it is. Has a weird name. Um."
"Well...it's
pawns. Are you saying it's some variant of en passant?
Because it doesn't work like that."
"Yes
it does."
"No,
it absolutely doesn't. I've been playing since I was about 5.
Hundreds of games. I was in 2 chess clubs. In 40+ years
I've not seen it done like that."
"I
saw it online."
"Look
it up, please."
He
did
It
was correct.
The
odds that I did not know the rule and the play are precisely zero.
"Clever...
P.O.G."
"What?"
"The
universe has been changed. It shifted or was altered.
This rule was not real before."
"Oh.
Cool."
So
I showed him what it used to do and we kept playing.
(The
End)
[10:34
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Actually,
i go through periods of de ja vu
[10:36
AM]
"I
have this weird feeling of deja vu that I've had deja vu about having
deja vu about this."
[10:37
AM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
I'm
a Deja vu sensitive
What
if we find out that stuff like this has changed because of normal
fluctuations in dimensions
[10:51
AM]
Like
error corrections?
How
do you prove it?
[10:51
AM] Mr. Brown.:
like
if it did NOT do this, everything would go out of existence
[10:51
AM]
Well...that
would prove it to anything that survived...which would be nothing.
[10:51
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
still like the theory of gravity being varying levels of static cling
It's
hard to prove lots of different things
What
if dark matter is actually dimensional matter
[10:55
AM]
...other...
other-dimensional matter...
I'm
sitting on a chair made of dimensional matter
[10:56
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Right
Who
got Tom started on the Mandela effect anyway?
[11:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
They
were talking about peanut butter
[11:25
AM] Mr. Brown.:
oh
Then
in that case its Jiffy
Which
does exist
I
refuse to believe it never did
lol
[10:23
AM] Mr. Blue:
[10:25
AM]
Wow...that's
a really complex “recreation of skull”. I wonder what he
looked like with hair and skin and all on top of that.
[10:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
"The
most famous retarded pirate"
[10:26
AM]
Haha
"Best
known for his catchphrase, motto, and battle cry: 'Pi-rate!'."
[10:28
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Looks
like a Muppet
Jim
Henson productions presents: “The Special Pirate”
[10:28
AM]
I
like the cactus jacket. Too bad it's not him.
"A
memorial to him in statue form is in Hamburg - pictured here -
titled 'Stortebeker Hiding His Treasure in Front of the Girls'."
[10:32
AM] Mr. Blue:
Nothing
funnier to a king than a dip in a bristly sweater
Kings
(and possibly everyone?) had really juvenile senses of humor back
then
[10:35
AM]
I'm
sure their sense of what was sophisticated was different, but that
sense of humor still exists now
(King)
"Ye gods! Another pair of slapstick clowns? Let's have
something decent! Something sophisticated and mature! It's the
15th century in the name of Christ! Get those fools off and
bring out a proper punster!"
[9:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
watched all the “Rocky”s
I
had never really sat through even the first one from beginning to
end, but of course even if you've never seen it.. you've seen it
Well
i only got to 4. I'm not gonna bother with Rocky 5
They're
progressively cheesier and cheesier (and the first one starts out
pretty cheesy too) but they're pretty good.
The
montages are the best.
I
like that he's always pretty beaten down and nothing good happens to
him in the end. Loses his money. Brain damaged. Loses his money
again. Etc.
Real
boxers seem like that. There's just never a happy ending in
boxing.
A
happy ending in boxing is a somewhat normal life into a relatively
advanced age.
But
they're always trying to make a comeback either for monetary reasons
and/or because they're kind of addicted to the competition and being
on top
[9:29
AM]
...and
because they're brain damaged...
[9:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yes
[9:33
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Lots
of brain damage, some resulting in loss of life
Could
do a medicine commercial with boxing
“You
ma experience incontinence, dizzy spells , over al malaysia. Some
long term effects may occur such as , speech slurring, yelling Adrian
at inaproriate times.”
[9:37
AM] Mr. Blue:
Well,
you spelled Malaysia right, but it was the wrong word completely
[9:38
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Malaise
[9:38
AM] Mr. Blue:
"dizzy
spells sweep malaysia"
[9:38
AM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
[10:01
AM]
Honestly
I thought he was intentionally speaking “boxer”.
[12:56
PM]
"Star
Trek: the Motion Picture" watched and enjoyed as reported.
Last
night's film was "Funny Farm"
Also
fun.
Mrs.
Silver and I hadn't seen it in so long we could only remembered the
vaguest bits.
[1:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
first Star Trek had a massive budget but many didn't like it... But i
did
It
did drag a bit. They really went all out on the effects
[1:04
PM]
I
liked it a lot. I explained some of the padding to Silver
Junior.
"This
dramatic and endless scene is them pandering to the fans, who had
been waiting for this movie for 10 years."
"Oohhhhh."
[1:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
one where they're going into the V'Ger thing, and it just never ends?
[1:08
PM]
No.
The two endless hours of flying around the Enterprise in dry dock
[1:09
PM] Mr. Blue:
oh
okay
[1:09
PM]
It
also made the audience – still impressed by the huge size of a
starship (zow!) – appreciate the long flyover of V'Ger and understand how
incredibly tiny the Enterprise was by comparison.
You
can SAY it's big... Spock can talk units of measurement all day...
But if you don't SHOW how freakin' tremendous it is, it loses
impact.
(Sulu)
"Uh...Admiral? We're STILL flying over the front part
of it."
(Kirk)
"What? It's been like 4 minutes."
"Aye, Admiral."
"Fuuuuuck..."
I
had to pause it when Silver Junior asked "Wait, what did Sulu
say just then?"
"Kirk
wanted a widescreen view of the ship and asked Sulu to reduce the
magnification by 4x. Sulu replied that they were already 2
factors further zoomed out than that."
[1:12
PM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
[1:12
PM]
"GEEZE!"
"Yeah.
Hehe. I LOVE this movie."
Without
the energy field included, its not as big as the Death Star...
But
it could effortlessly eat both Death Stars before the Empire even figured out what
was in there.
The
energy field around it was changed after it came out from “82
Astronomical Units” to 2 AUs in the video...merely the span of
distance from the Sun to something like halfway between Mars and
Jupiter...
82
would be eating the Oort Cloud, I believe.
They
didn't put an explanation on producing a "12th Power"
energy field like that, but did say it would take 1000s of starships
to do it for a little bit.
V'Ger
just turned it off when getting close to Earth.
[1:35
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
TOS episode that was based on is one of my favorites
[1:42
PM]
One
with NOMAD?
Good
one
[1:54
PM] Mr. Blue:
no…
“The Changeling”
Oh,
yeah, Nomad is the probe.
[2:02
PM]
If
it was a little less fixated on “cleaning”, NOMAD could have gone
on to great things.
Inspired
by this, I've been a slob since childhood. ;)
[12:56
PM] Mr. Brown.:
uh
well yes they would
But
how do we know it's for aching limbs ?
Also
how do we know it does not have major side effects? lol
[1:01
PM]
"It
also makes your mouth numb as heck"
"The
Adventures of Randy Tang - Jungle Pharmacist!"
(bell
rings on tree. Concerned woman climbs onto branch)
"Ook?"
"Oh
it's just awful, Mr. Tang. Just LOOK at this rash!"
"Ook!"
"I
tried that."
"Ook."
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