[9:01
AM] Mr. Brown:
So
I saw an article that said that the Vegas shooter used a bump stock
[9:01
AM]
yup
(editors note - These POS add-ons were not only banned since that event, but banned by Republicans(?!), and had no Grandfather clause...turn them in or busted - Mr. Silver)
[9:01
AM] Mr. Brown:
apparently
this thing makes weapons like an automatic
not
sure exactly how
[9:01
AM]
Uh...well...
You
stick it on...
And
you line up
Put
your finger on the trigger and pull back on the rifle.
Keep
your trigger finger stiff when you fire
And
the kick of the shot makes the bump stock slide enough to push the
trigger into your finger again.
[9:03
AM] Mr. Blue:
yes
[9:03
AM]
So
as long as you can hold steady, you have a machine gun
[9:03
AM] Mr. Blue:
like
bump-firing but it's a springy stock
[9:03
AM] Mr. Brown:
ok
yeah. That guy should have never been allowed to buy that
[9:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
It's
legal
[9:04
AM] Mr. Brown:
ever
[9:04
AM] Mr. McGreen:
But
hes an American, Mr. Brown
[9:04
AM]
Yes, perfectly legal. It's merely very similar in principle to a machine
gun.
In
fact it is just a manual action instead of a mechanical one so your
finger doesn't get tired as you murder crowds with it at
fully-automatic fire rates...
So
it's is...um...not a machine gun.
[9:04
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Its
his right as a Merican'
[9:05
AM] Mr. Brown:
no
it bypasses the laws in place for somebody to get an automatic
weapon.
[9:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
you
can buy equipment to make semi-auto into auto
it's
legal to buy, sell and own...just not install
[9:06
AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
completely against anybody other than police and military having an
automatic weapon
[9:07
AM]
But
Mr. Brown...it's illegal to install that, as Mr. Blue said. So
no gun nut who would desire find and purchase such a kit would
actually do it.
The
type who would want such a display piece would be too responsible.
They
could end up suspended from the NRA for a while
It
wouldn't be worth it
[9:10
AM] Mr. Blue:
you
can even make handguns into full auto
[9:10
AM]
I
think it should be part of the Bar Exam to ask prospective law
graduates to successfully define a spade.
(gun
nut's lawyer) "And so, this manual attachment doesn't make a
machine gun."
(judge)
"Show a video of it working. (watches) Machine gun.
Illegal. NEXT?"
[9:11
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Robocop
had a fully automatic handgun
[9:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
exactly
[9:11
AM]
I
WANT Robocop to have one
[9:11
AM] Mr. Brown:
lol
[9:11
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[9:11
AM]
I
don't want "Street thug #4 in alley scene" to have one.
[9:12
AM] Mr. Brown:
the
people that legally get full autos go through lots of stuff to be
allowed to have one
and
they are supposed to only use them for certain things
[9:12
AM] Mr. Blue:
interesting
story... so the Israeli government commissioned for the desert eagles
to be made.. but they were very impractical because they were too big
with too much recoil and not enough capacity. the manufacturer
of them (at one point a small PA company) sent a bunch of them to
movie studios and wardrobe companies in Hollywood and they got them
into a bunch of movies
but
they were never popular or used by much of anyone.. yet pretty much
every movie has a guy with a desert eagle in it because they knew how
ot market and they looked badass
[9:12
AM] Mr. Brown:
lol
BLAM!!!
aaaaaaah!
my hand! Aaaaah!
I
can't shoot it again!
Doesn't
hold it right
BLAM
AAAAA my NODE
My
f-ing node!
[9:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
that
reminded me because I read that they wanted Robocop to have a Desert
Eagle but instead it was a spiced-up Beretta
[9:13
AM]
I
fired my brother's...once
Wow
It
kind of evoked the memory of the one time I fired his muzzleloader.
WHOOM!
...and I'm standing a half step back bracing on my back foot, the gun
was pointing a different direction and the target had a big hole in
it
[9:14
AM] Mr. McGreen:
i
shot a .44 once and i felt it in my face
[9:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
mean the Desert Eagle's ammo makes it have low quantity clips
so
you better shoot it well
hit
what your aiming at
[9:15
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Isn't
that the idea for a gun?
ive
never shot a rifle or shotgun
i
have no reason to
i
could never kill an animal i don't have beef with
[9:21
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
shoot them to eat them, lots of times i don't even shoot them
decide
to let them go
I
would never hunt just to get the hide
I
would eat it too
or
just the horns
so
these people that shoot Giraffs and Zebras are idiots
[9:22
AM] Mr. McGreen:
those
giraffes were coming right for them
[9:25
AM]
(reads)
You'd eat the hides and antlers, Mr. Brown?
[9:25
AM] Mr. Brown:
lol
i
know that was writen poorly
I
think you could eat the hide
prob
the antler too if ground up
[9:26
AM]
Traditional
medicine includes antler, yes.
As
for big game hunting...besides the issues of what room do you put a
stuffed giraffe in...
[9:26
AM] Mr. McGreen:
the Giraffe Room of course
[9:27
AM]
On
an Adam Ruins It All there was a piece on that. Turns out that
the wildlife preserves have decided the only way to pay for their
preservation with piles of money is to sell old sick Big Game to
stupid rich American hunters
They
tag the trouble makers and death's door trophy animals...and charge
$xx,000 to drive some dope out to shoot it.
Then
they can pay for care and patrols for the rest of the preserve.
[9:29
AM] Mr. Brown:
Practical
big game hunting
[9:29
AM]
Apparently
it's been working very well
[9:29
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
still don't believe in just killing for a trophy
thus
why its not a big deal if i don't go hunting
[9:30
AM]
No...but
if they'll be dying or raiding garbage cans or killing kids
anyway...might as well. The staff were going to have to shoot
them for free if they didn't market them.
[9:30
AM] Mr. McGreen:
well
if they are gonna get put down anyway, its best that it benefits the
other animals
yeah
[9:30
AM] Mr. Brown:
yeah
that part would be ok
and
you can't eat a sick animal
but
shooting zebras is a little strange to me
prob
cause they are a horse and we have them in culture as semi pets
[9:32
AM] Mr. McGreen:
i
read the true story of Seabiscuit/horse racing and horses sound kinda
stupid
Dogs
are smarter
Jockies
all have eating disorders too
literally
they swallow tapeworms and shit
[9:34
AM] Mr. Brown:
alcoholic
miniature men
[9:34
AM]
Zebras
are more a wild ass...but...ok
[9:34
AM] Mr. Brown:
True
[9:34
AM]
Also,
there's comparatively a bazillion zebra
[9:35
AM] Mr. Brown:
also
I would think just killing an elephant for its tusks alone is a big
waste
but
i know thats normaly illegals doing that
[9:36
AM] Mr. Blue:
“Immgrints
ur comin' in, killing ur elephants fur thur tusks!”
[9:36
AM] Mr. Brown:
lol
[9:36
AM]
Thur
takin' ur TUSKS!
[9:37
AM] Mr. Brown:
There
are a lot of meat sources that nobody uses anymore
that
if done right we would have plenty and it would replenish
Like
wild boars
[9:38
AM] Mr. McGreen:
filthy
swine
[9:38
AM]
There
was an Onion "Our Dumb Century" article that was roughly -
"Steamer Delivers Cargo of Inedible Animals to New York"
The
article went over the confusion with the types, but the go-ahead to
slaughter and sell everything, and then people submitting complaints
to butchers about the taste before the founder of the Bronx Zoo found
out what happened
[9:40
AM] Mr. Brown:
haha
[9:40
AM]
If
wild boar would become a thing, maybe we could save Texas.
Apparently they're like a rat plague in some areas. But bigger and
much more dangerous.
Probably
roughly as smart as each other too
[9:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
Should
send all the hunting nuts to the areas with invasive species like
boars.
Or
raccoons in Europe
[9:41
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
No
limit. Have a good time!
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