[3:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
Please
watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twc3iCcBF_A
[3:06
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Have
a nice day please.
[3:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Don't
bother fighting... He'll pass out from all the gag-shrieking in a few
seconds"
[3:13
PM]
I'm
giggling over here and I can't even see what they are doing.
[3:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[9:11
AM]
So
on the TV in the break room – A commercial for “Opdivo”, a
cancer med that will give you a "chance to live longer"
They
got through the happy smiling quality-life sunny parts
Then
they opened part two with --
"Wellllll...it's
an anti-body thing that might kill your internal organs during
treatment."
"..."
"Or
after you've had the treatment."
"At
any time, really."
"Without
warning."
"Actually,
here's the list of symptoms and trouble signs to watch for."
(15
solid seconds of every human-detectable condition that exists, read fast)
"So
tell your doctor if you have any of these...”
“(Like...right
away...so they can send the coroner around.)"
and
finally...
...the
ultimate
"THESE
ARE NOT ALL THE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF OPDIVO."
(caps
mine)
(closing
words) "A chance to live longer. Who wouldn't want that?"
AUGH!!!!!
[9:14
AM] Mr. Brown:
"Hey,
you know your dying, so you might as well live longer or die faster.
Try this new drug that will do either."
[9:15
AM] Mr. Blue:
"Caution:
May affect non-patients in the same room as the treatment."
[9:16
AM] Mr. Brown:
Ashoo
Ashoo We all fall down
[9:16
AM] Mr. Blue:
"Do
not taunt Opdivo."
“Opdivo:
It'll kill the cancer...and also you."
[9:17
AM]
So
I Googled this crap -
"Dec
16, 2015 - Smiling, healthy faces in this Opdivo commercial
distract from the adverse effects, high costs, and marginal benefits
of the drug."
[9:20
AM] Mr. Brown:
Sounds
like a conspiracy thing but I'm pretty sure there are drugs that work
10 times better for these things, that have fewer side effects, that
don't get through the approval process.
[9:21
AM] Mr. Blue:
Over
half the patients taking the drug experience severe side effects
[9:25
AM]
So the other half just gets the lesser side effects?
"New
Cyanide-AC. Just bite down on one capsule and your cancer
worries are over in about 45 excruciating minutes. No side
effects!"
"Cyanide-AC...
Just one treatment and your cancer woes are gone forever."
[3:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
It's
astounding that someone in this area can't speak English
[3:12
PM] Mr. Brown:
At
least broken English
[3:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
can understand living in like East LA or San Antonio and not needing
to know English
[3:13
PM] Mr. Brown:
Normally they have family members that do
[3:16
PM] Mr. Blue:
Probably
mostly old people that are set in their ways and were maybe dragged
along by the rest of their family.
Don't
care to learn, their brain isn't sharp anymore, don't get out much.
After
a certain age it gets exponentially more difficult to learn a new
language
I
assume after some point it's nearly impossible
"Hey
grandma we're moving to America and we're bringing you along."
"Aye
dios mio."
[3:26
PM]
¿Qué
es el inglés para "por qué demonios quieres ir allí?"
[12:02
PM]
Felt
like writing "pool" on a bunch of post-its and fixing all
these "Football Poll" typos on these posters whoever is
running it is putting up. And then it shows up in an official
Katzenjammer email?!?
"We'z
havin' a Foooot-bahl Poll, n'at!"
[12:03
PM] Mr. Brown:
Pole,
polio, Pocono, poul?
[12:03
PM]
"Really?
What subjects are you gathering data on in this football poll?"
"Not
Pole...Poll! We'z doo'n um Ahl seazin lahng."
[9:58
AM]
So
the US reaction to NK was to drop bombs on SK.
Designated
area, of course...but what is the point?
[9:59
AM] Mr. Blue:
Sabre-rattling
[9:59
AM]
Wanna
impress you mean business? What you design is a MIRV with
parachuted dummies.
Launch
missile...drop payload gently on 5-8 major targets.
Put a nice "This required no effort on our part. If this had been an actual attack" note with each one with damage statistics and such.
[9:59
AM] Mr. Blue:
Trump
is the anti-Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a small stick
[10:00
AM]
With
your small hands
[10:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
How
about a MIRV loaded with USB sticks and DVDs of western stuff...
music, films, news reports
[10:01
AM]
Supplies of good
food
[10:02
AM] Mr. Brown:
What
if he turns out to be a Speak loudly and carry a big stick?
[10:03
AM]
(With
your small hands)
What
if they dropped parachuted clouds of all the thousands of guns law enforcement
collects...loaded...with a note on each saying "Handle your
government"
[10:03
AM] Mr. Blue:
Good
idea
Maybe
even tactical info against their own government. Like maps and
satellite photos of Pyongyang and military installations
[10:07
AM]
Once
done? They won't be armed. Out of bullets.
[10:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yep
The Chinese
could consider that a provocation by the US.
But it could even be done by
non-government groups.
Best
idea - drop those weapons inside their known internment / labor camps
There's
your rebel army - the people that have little to lose and everything
to gain
and
100% hate the regime
[10:10
AM]
Clever
But
not distributed
[10:10
AM] Mr. Blue:
True
[10:11
AM]
I
know they'd want to check the entire capital for 100000 concealed
handguns...but how many people and how much time would that take? And how many of those inspections would end with dead officials? They'd balk at doing them soon enough.
[10:12
AM] Mr. Brown:
You
ever see how many medals their generals have?
Clear
down the leg
Refilled
Stapler medal
Said
Thank You medal
[10:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
Woodcarving
medal
[10:14
AM] Mr. Brown:
Wiped
After Using Bathroom medal
[10:14
AM]
The leg thing is a gag.
"For meritorious Basket Weaving under fire"
Sound
like bad Boy Scout merit badges
[12:39
PM] Mr. Brown:
Mr.
Blue, there is some kind of hound up behind the mall that somebody is
trying to find a home for.
My
sister just sent me the info but Mrs. Brown will not let us have
another dog
lol
[12:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
We're
at max capacity
A
"hound"?
[12:56
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah.
Its got the colors of a beagle but is way bigger
[12:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
Ah
[12:56
PM] Mr. Brown:
Mrs.
Brown says we are at max capacity too
Although
we could fit one
lol
She
doesn't want another. Not allowed til both pets die, according to
her
[12:56
PM]
We
were at max capacity before we got the second cat...
[12:57
PM] Mr. Brown:
The
dog has a nice bandana already
lol
[1:05
PM]
"Hi,
I'm calling about the hound? Yes. What kind of bandanna
does it come with?"
[1:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[1:14
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
keep telling this bitch to close everything and she closes it and
reopens it
[1:20
PM]
This
still the same hound you’re talking about?
[2:39
PM] Mr. Brown:
You
see how Joel Osteen, that big time preacher, would not let people
stay in his mega church til recently?
Now
he is trying to defend himself saying he did not do it right away due
to safety issues.
[2:39
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Well
he was just thinking "Duh, they shoulda been prepared"
[2:40
PM] Mr. Brown:
“I
taught them every week about Noah and the flood nobody prepared. I
saw no arks floating by.”
[2:42
PM] Mr. McGreen:
There was a safety issue in that he wanted to save the floors from getting wet
I
have a hard time calling that a "church"
[2:42
PM]
(During
moment of silence) "Come
ON! Just start the F-n' GAME!"
[2:43
PM] Mr. Brown:
He
was claiming the waters made it to just across the street and he did
not want people to come there and get flooded out again.
If
that is really the case it is sound...that would be a safety concern.
People
think because its a church he should have opened the doors right away
as soon as rain fell
[2:43
PM] Mr. McGreen:
The
spokesperson said it was inaccessible
[2:49
PM]
I
saw videos of people in front of the church while it was still
raining...nothing accumulated where they were
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