Sunday, April 8, 2018

467 - The Team Sounds Off On Their Teeth Hair & Fat, "Or Maybe It Was The 3th", and "Carnal M A G I C"

[9:58 AM] Mr. Blue:
I was bald until much later... Got my baby teeth later... Got my adult teeth later... Hit puberty later.
32 and still can't grow a beard.
[9:58 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Listen
I'm on my THIRD set of teeth
Seriously
No lie
[9:59 AM] Mr. Blue:
Like a shark
[9:59 AM] Mr. McGreen:
First ones came in with no enamel and went bad real fast.
[10:00 AM] Mr. Blue:
I did that thing where my adult teeth were coming in but my baby teeth hadn't fallen out yet.
Most of my baby teeth had to be pulled.
[10:00 AM]
(Shudder)
[10:00 AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah, it wasn't fun.
[10:00 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Ew ew ew!!!
[10:03 AM] Mr. Brown:
My T levels have definitely jumped big time in the last year or so.
Maybe you will get a spike too, Mr. Blue, and grow more beard
Or you will get hair in your ears
[10:04 AM] Mr. Blue:
Ear hair gains...that's what I want.
[10:05 AM] Mr. Brown:
Grow the ear hair out long and comb it down to be a beard
[10:06 AM]
Ear beards
[10:07 AM] Mr. Brown:
Get the eyeybrows going and connect them in too
Circle beard
[10:08 AM] Mr. McGreen:
I cant grow a beard either
[10:08 AM] Mr. Brown:
I can but I have a bald spot, and it's thicker on my neck
[10:13 AM] Mr. McGreen:
A beard and being bald looks tough
Do it Mr. Brown
And Mr. Blue, if you try hard and believe in yourself, your beard will come buddy
[10:14 AM]
So basically I'm the silverback gorilla of the group...
[10:14 AM] Mr. McGreen:
You are aging beautifully.
[10:15 AM]
Actually, the term at home has been slowly shifting as I lose brown from "Jesus" to “philosopher, to "God"...to occasionally "Santa".
[10:15 AM] Mr. McGreen:
You're not fat though.
[10:16 AM]
(looks down) This part in the middle is.  Kinda bowl-of-jelly looking.
[10:16 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah, I have a gut too
Mr. Blue, how do I lose my gut?
You like fitness.
[10:19 AM] Mr. Blue:
Lose weight.
[10:19 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Hmmm
Can I do this WITHOUT dieting?
[10:20 AM] Mr. Blue:
Burn more calories than you eat.
[10:20 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes, don't eat a whole serving of the chicken and waffles from Chilis in one day
[10:20 AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
[10:21 AM] Mr. McGreen:
What's the thing about chicken and waffles?
[10:21 AM] Mr. Blue:
It's a thing at Chilis that has 2950 calories in 1 meal.
Mr. Brown ate it a few weeks ago.
[10:21 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Don't Southern people like that?
[10:21 AM] Mr. Blue:
They do, but their heart and arteries don't.
[10:21 AM] Mr. Brown:
Well their chicken and waffles are probably not as bad as that particular meal. Chili's version was scientifically developed to kill a man.
[10:22 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Did you use syrup? You should have skipped the syrup.
[10:23 AM] Mr. Blue:
Weight loss - you may or not be aware - is just calories in vs. calories out
Eat less than you burn and you lose weight.. eat more than you burn and you gain weight
But you'll lose (or gain) muscle as well as fat, so...don't be sedentary.
[10:24 AM] Mr. McGreen:
See - everything online is like diet diet diet
I can do the exercising
I enjoy lifting
[10:24 AM]
And so you burn calories
I was appalled to find out how heavy some of my gamer friends are.
(Me looking around, aghast) "Man...I was upset that I'm 195-8."
[10:25 AM] Mr. Blue:
Same here
[10:26 AM] Mr. McGreen:
I'm like 230
[10:26 AM] Mr. Blue:
I should be 180, comfortably.
[10:26 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah, I want to be 190
[10:27 AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm 183, but some charts say I should be 170
[10:27 AM] Mr. Blue:
You definitely don't look 230, Mr. McGreen
You must be really dense, like a white dwarf star.
[10:29 AM]
...cause...
...he's a white dwarf star...
[10:29 AM] Mr. Blue:
Got it.
[10:30 AM]
Oh, I knew you would – I was explaining it for the benefit of the Russians reading this.
[10:30 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heheheh
MST3K - Giant Spider Invasion: "And here we have the more unusual stars..."  "Like Linda Hunt."  "...and that is a white dwarf."  "...Like Linda Hunt."
[10:32 AM]
LOL



[1:15 PM]
God this one is neverending.
Taking too long.
[1:33 PM] Mr. Oleo:
That phone call is?
[1:35 PM]
The situation was.
Just called back after 1nd break and wrapped it up, but I've been trying to resolve it since noon.
Sorry. I meant 2st break
[1:36 PM] Mr. Oleo:
Well was it your 1nd or 2st break?
[1:36 PM]  
Yes
[1:37 PM] Mr. Oleo:
LOL



[9:00 AM]
Morning Mr. Brown
So... "Carnival M    A     G    I    C" on MST3K.
What a mess that was.
Bud looked familiar.
They never perpetrated "Carnival Magic 2" as advertised...ah well. 
[9:22 AM] Mr. Brown:
Driving talking chimp
Normal nice-looking girl wearing tomboy attire then dressing up
The guy love interest was sub par by a lot. The guy could not act.
[9:23 AM]
Odd movie
But if that was “family" fare cinema, then it was "carny-family" fare
(Writers' session at the picnic table in front of the Tilt-O-Whirl at 1:30AM - everyone is there)
"The chimp fantasy plot is funny and exciting for everyone.  And I like the gritty realism of the depression/drinking/slapping-around grown-up stuff.  But if we're going to entertain the whole American Family, I think we should put in a subplot that the kids can relate to and get a chuckle out of."
"I'm interested.  What did you have in mind?"
"I'm thinking 'Young Love'.  What if we have the typical experience of a 16-17 year old girl lying about going out to bowl or skate in front of the dad so she can lure the 24 year old man into his van so they can "talk"."
That's good stuff!  Who doesn't remember doing that kind of thing?”
(mumbled agreement from crowd)
[9:27 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah... 'cause the other way around with that guy luring a 17 year old girl? WOWZA
JUST a bit predatory
Scratch that! Reverse it!
"We'll have the girl luring the man!"
That'll be...uh...better.
[9:29 AM]
He actually started the process
[9:29 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes, I guess he did.
[9:29 AM]
(writer stops taking notes...slaps pencil down)
“Got a problem...I just realized we can't film them while they're F-ing."
(confusion and disbelief)
"I know, I know... Remember...its a Family film, people.  We're going for a G, not an R.”
(rumbles of disappointment)
I dunno, seems like a wasted opportunity to not film them.  We're supposed to wait and just move to the next scene after they're done?  It'll look incomplete."
"Hmmm.  How about we shoot from outside the van and record the sounds they make?"
(general approval with the compromise)
"It'd be just like a regular-old night after-hours, here on the grounds.  'Sounds of Life in the Carnival'.  Realistic.  Immersive.  And we'll keep our rating.  I like it!  The romantic sub-plot still needs something, though, to give it some oomph."
"What if we have the dad cry when he figures out what's been going on! Think of the drama!"
"Bittersweet memories - it'll bring the parents in the audience right back in.  Brilliant!"
"Should he knock her up for the story?" 
"Woah!  Isn't that too much for Family entertainment!"
"How much more Family can it get?"
(mumbled agreeing) 
"How about at the end she just goes to the dad and says "We're engaged".  She can say 'engaged' with a bit of a nod-n-wink tone."
"Hmm... Put her in a dress instead of regular clothes...it'll be symbolic.  And he can look them over and say something really funny, like, "Guess I won't need my shotgun then"."
(group laughs and giggles)
"See?  Folks will relate.  This is gonna be gold."
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
I forgot - what is the time period for that movie? 70's  80's
[9:35 AM]
It came out in 81
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
Just out of the 70's then.
[9:35 AM]
I had a really hard time when Mr. Silver asked, too.  I decided it was the late 70s based on the shorts and shirts...and behavior.
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
That better explains the 17 and 24 year old thing I guess.
[9:35 AM]
We don't know that she was actually that young.
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
True
[9:35 AM]
Or him that old.
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
But they look it
[9:36 AM]
Nod
(I looked it up...she was 18 when they filmed it. It's now slightly less creepy – Mr. Silver)

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