[1:57 PM] Mr. Silver:
"There was general confusion on deck as all the non-Swedes ran out making retching noises, while the Swedes ran in with plates and squares of knackebrot."
[2:28 PM] Mr. Brown:
That would be some strong cheese
I still would like to try the fermented shark
[2:56 PM] Mr. Silver:
[3:32 PM] Mr. Brown:
Fermented tuna
Mmm
[3:32 PM] Mr. Silver:
Fermented goldfish
[3:33 PM] Mr. Brown:
Oh
Looks like tuna but isn't
[2:21 PM] Mr. Blue:
It's muggier outside than I've ever felt around here
My glasses immediately fog up
It feels like Bangladesh
[2:36 PM] Mr. Silver:
Worst transition I ever hit was St Thomas USVI
On the plane in November, cold...AC all the way to Atlanta...ran around inside Atlanta AP...back on a plane...AC all the way down.
They open the door...
The unearthly plane of Eternal Summer started shining in...
We walked out and WHOOOOM!!!!!
90 million degrees and 1000% humidity.
We melted.
[2:41 PM] Mr. Blue:
Nice
[2:42 PM] Mr. Silver:
We oozed into the airport and they put pina coladas in our hands
It helped
[2:44 PM] Ms. Rose:
I was pretty shocked stepping off the plane in Arizona in March. There was snow in PA when we left. But I was greeted by troves of Mormons instead of cool drinks. :(
Troves? No, they weren't in little treasure chests. I think I meant "droves."
[2:45 PM] Mr. Silver:
Collections of Mormons in easily buried chests would be OK
[12:04 PM] Ms. Rose:
Bring me more Chex mix, Mr. Brown. Or whatever that was. Omm nom nom nom.
Why is there not more Chex mix on my desk?
[12:33 PM] Mr. Silver:
Chex Mix, eh?
[12:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
It is actually Beer Nutz Mix
[12:34 PM] Ms. Rose:
He called it "Beer (gentleman's parts) Mix."
(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
[12:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
Deez Nuts Mix
Chex Mix is a snack that's interesting because it became so popular that Chex had to start bagging the stuff.
[12:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah, that was funny
[12:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
I remember we used to make it ourselves for parties and feeding to the dinosaurs.
[12:35 PM] Ms. Rose:
No wonder they are extinct.
[12:36 PM] Mr. Silver:
I assume they felt that they had to do it so they could own it.
Because really...bagged Chex Mix is pretty lowest common denominator
I remember grabbing the home made stuff and it had a certain POW of flavor they were probably afraid to try, or didn't test well with wimps.
Like a lot of "spicy" food for mass release at a Wendy's or whatever.
(TV Ad) "Super HABANERO BOMB CHICKEN DEATH BEAST with CAROLINA REAPER PEPPER SAUCE!!!"
Then you bite in and it's a bit like a Medium salsa tang.
6 months earlier at a marketing test group, all the chefs are disappointed in the 30 person group who 'love spicy food' complaining it's too hot. Except the one guy in a CAT ball cap who calls it weak but asks for seconds.
[12:41 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah
Real homemade stuff that I would make would not be easily digested. I would dry the peppers and put them in, for one.
[1:47 PM] Ms. Rose:
I made approx. 60 lbs of real Chex mix for the last three movie days that Mr. Kelly hosted. I sent Mr. Oleo with it – I've been to enough movie days and have since learned better. (Just like feeding the outdoor cats! I am soooo learned!)
[1:54 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Yay! Movie Party! ...see ya when you get back, hon!"
So what movies did you avoid watching, Ms. Rose?
[2:03 PM] Ms. Rose:
Just ones I was already forced to watch in theaters. They don't watch anything new, obviously.
It takes way longer to make 60 lbs of Chex mix than it does to sit through “Deadpool” a 3rd time.
[2:05 PM] Mr. Silver:
So you've already watched it for me? Thanks
[2:05 PM] Ms. Rose:
Anything for a friend.
[2:05 PM] Mr. Brown:
I've watched it
[2:06 PM] Mr. Silver:
I know these things are supposed to be good, but I just don't seek them out.
[2:06 PM] Ms. Rose:
See? Mr. Brown is your pal, too. But not my pal. Because there STILL ISN'T ANY CHEX MIX/NUTZ ON MY DESK! :@
[2:07 PM] Mr. Brown:
I can put a turkey gizzard on your desk
[2:08 PM] Ms. Rose:
You put any animal parts on my desk and you will DIE.
Actually, no. I won't kill you. I will decorate your cube with "feminine products."
[2:08 PM] Mr. Silver:
I watched Thor
Watched Thor Dark World
Although the Avengers generally pleased me, I found it pretty clunky.
“Character intros! Woo!”
“Plot research and baddy! Woo!”
“Character conflict! Woo!”
“… … … … approximately 4 hours of breaking and fixing a giant helicopter... ... ... ...”
“OH! But then escapes and a BIG FIGHT! Woo!”
“And TWO of the heroes are using tiny handgun bullets and shortbow arrows that are doing … absolutely nothing... But they are Avengers and they're ASSEMBLED, man!”
“And then IRONMAN grabs a NUKE and FLATTENS THE ENTIRE CITY KILLING ALMOST 100% OF EVERYONE FOR MILES!!!"
"Wait...he didn't? Because the nuke would have gone off as soon as it reached the coordinates and...”
“OH...he went into SPACE and threw it at a random THING... maybe it was a ship full of kittens and orphans, or space hippies protesting the attack...he just tossed the nuke at the first thing he saw.”
“Well, fortunately for whoever it is it won't go off since nukes aren't on timers so...IT WENT OFF?!?!? Just because Tony wanted it to in the right place? WOW!”
“Cool! And in our next scene they... ... ... really? They used the same lame impossible remote power source thing from Independence Day and Phantom Menace so the heroes could win? Bleeehhhhhhh..."
"Oh, the Avengers go to eat gyros. I love gyros!”
“What a GREAT MOVIE!"
[2:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
“Deadpool” - get shot a lot and make jokes about it
[2:35 PM] Mr. Silver:
Good
He should
(re-reads Avengers rant) Yeah...'bout it
I loved a lot of it, but ultimately decided it was too weak in key areas.
[2:37 PM] Mr. Brown:
Hawkeye and his never ending arrows
Also he is supposed to be deaf
They must have decided that is too hard to do in film
I like the movie but yes there is stuff they could have tightened up a bit
I like the movie Iron Man
He scams the guys that almost killed him to save himself
LOL
I'll take these perfectly good rockets and make better ones, sure!
Hehe
[2:53 PM] Mr. Silver:
I liked Iron Man.
I think the fight at the end would have lasted about 10 seconds, but I liked it.
(Stane) "HAHAHA! We recovered your POS crap suit and learned how you made it and stole your generator and now you're gonna di- *BOOOOM*!!!!!"
(Stark) "That was a cute suit... You realize you copied something I podged together from trash, right? BTW I'm a genius and have been improving this tech for months. Oh...and I've had practice...lots of practice."
[3:11 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
Besides the fact the other is really big and hard to move
[3:12 PM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe yes
[3:12 PM] Mr. Brown:
Iron Man's was perfected down to a small strong fast suit
He should have just repulsor rayed it a bunch and been done.
[3:12 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Jarvis, I'm thinking my strategy is just to walk around it slowly and pick it apart from behind."
"Very good sir. Analysis calculates a 89% success rate."
"Only 89%? Eh...Maybe I'll jog a little."
[3:13 PM] Mr. Brown:
But you've gotta have a film version people will pay for.
“OK Jarvis, my plan is to walk straight up to him and- PRANG!!!
“I calculate a 2% success rate, sir.”
WHAM!!!
"Sir, if I might suggest an alter-" BOOM!!! “"iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-iv-i-i-i-i-i-i-i...."
[12:41 PM] Mr. Blue:
What was that other Brownism you came up with?
[12:43 PM] Mr. Brown:
“Frustration is the killer of solution”?
[12:43 PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
[12:44 PM] Mr. Brown:
or “For one who squeaks but never oils they will forever be squeaky”?
[1:00 PM] Mr. Silver:
"You hear about the mice in Mr. Brown's house squeaking so much they were keeping him up all night? Poor guy went through a 6-pack of WD-40 before his wife brought home some traps."
[1:01 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
[1:02 PM] Mr. Silver:
I didn't wanna be rude but I couldn't NOT write that joke, given the materials
(keeps)
[1:03 PM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
[1:41 PM] Mr. Silver:
I suppose in regular use I should say "a guy"
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