[1:57 PM] Mr. Brown:
So was thinking after watching “NASA Unexplained Files”
First off the majority of these unexplained files are explained.
So that nixes the name.
[1:57 PM] Mr. Silver:
"NASA's Unexplained to You Yet Files"
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
Second, I was watching one where they were doing a space walk and ended up with tiny slashes in the gloves.
The first theory? Another astronaut tried to kill the one that had the slashes.
Thinking in my head “WOW they are parianoid.”
My first theory was just that he was grabbing something on the space station that was cutting his gloves. And thats what it ended up being.
[2:00 PM] Mr. Blue:
Scuffs and cuts are usually a tell-tale sign of attempted murder
[2:05 PM] Mr. Silver:
Based on my shoes, I'm in constant danger
Assassins everywhere!
[2:07 PM] Mr. Brown:
Right
I was amazed! lol
[11:03 AM] Mr. Silver:
So I saw a thing about stuff "invented for the military"
#1 was M&Ms.
"M&Ms! Invented when X observed Italian soldiers enjoying chocolates with a candy coating to keep them from melting!"
(translation) "M&Ms! Stolen from Italian candy makers and then 'invented'!"
[11:05 AM] Ms. Rose:
Didn't you just throw Silver Jr. into a filthy, freezing cold lake when he was 4, to teach him to swim? What's WRONG with you?!
[11:05 AM] Mr. Blue:
Someone (not my mom) tried to do that to me and instead I felt like I was drowning and developed a fear of water that lasted forever
They put me on a raft and pushed me out into the middle of a pool and I fell in
[11:07 AM] Mr. Silver:
Lovely
I was a BIT more systematic
When we got to testing, I used "OK...I'm safety and I'm about 10' away. The sharks are behind you....aaaaand GO!"
[11:15 AM] Ms. Rose:
Dad literally picked me up and threw me into this really icky "lake" when I was 4. He said something like, "Swim to the shore, and try not to stir up too much mud." I think he was trying to fish. But the opposite happened with me. I just LOVED the water after that. I was going off the high-dive the next year.
As soon as I find a swimsuit that fits similar to a Hefty bag, I plan to join the Y again.
[2:18 PM] Ms. Rose:
Pearl Jam has a song called "Green Disease." They were talking about greed.
[2:24 PM] Mr. Brown:
For some reason the song Free Falling came into my head other day and I changed the words to Free Peeing
[2:26 PM] Ms. Rose:
Mr. Brown. C'mon. Everyone knows it's "Free Ballin'." I don't even have balls and I know that.
[2:27 PM] Mr. Brown:
But if you stand up to pee, don't aim, and just let it free, its “free peeing”
Lets just say I was a little buzzed when I thought of it
[2:29 PM] Mr. Silver:
Actually, I can't get through that Petty song without swapping "Write her name in the sky" with "Write her name in the snow"
[2:31 PM] Ms. Rose:
As a member of the opposite sex, I can neither stand nor aim to pee.
[2:31 PM] Mr. Brown:
I read a article that was questions women had for men. One was “If you don't hold it when you pee does it flail around?
[2:31 PM] Ms. Rose:
When are they going to sing songs about ME?!
[2:31 PM] Mr. Silver:
(guy at bar) "It's silly and naughty, but I used to write in the snow for my girlfriend, Sue. After we broke up I tried it with my new girl, Virginia...man...I had to hurt myself pounding down a half gallon of beer and could only get as far as 'Virgin'. Dumped me for being a creep."
As to the standing to pee thing, a buddy of mine had a friend who lost a substantial bet to a woman who claimed she could hit a specified target on a brick wall while standing.
[2:38 PM] Ms. Rose:
Reminds me of the "Skittles" trick.
[2:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
Granted it was not in male "fireman" position
Please tell me it's not a "taste the rainbow" trick
Eh...go ahead...
[2:40 PM] Ms. Rose:
My friend with the power company sent me this excuse for not paying a bill “My adult son was diagnosed with Bazin disease (erythema induratum) last fall. This caused him to lose his job and move back in with me.”
[2:41 PM] Mr. Blue:
It occurs mainly in women, but is very rare now.
She should call 'em out
[2:42 PM] Ms. Rose:
Yeah, I kind of wish I hadn't Wiki-ed this.
I mean, does this require round-the-clock care? She said she pays his car insurance so he can get to appointments. Dude, if you can drive, you can get a job.
[2:44 PM] Mr. Blue:
“My adult son was diagnosed with Blazin' disease (cannabis everydayum) and had to move back into my basement.”
[2:45 PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm sure it hurts. They disable people for lesser things
[2:45 PM] Mr. Silver:
He has "ba-ZING"!
[2:45 PM] Mr. Blue:
"adult son" sounds weird.
"my son, who is fully grown and very large, so large you wouldn't believe it, had to move back in with me."
[2:46 PM] Ms. Rose:
OMG, Mr. Blue. (rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
[2:46 PM] Mr. Blue:
He needs 30CCs of Chuck Lorre sitcoms every 2 hours
[2:46 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Was your source of income your adult male son's job as a female leg model?"
[2:47 PM] Mr. Brown:
"my adult son moved back in with me. He has diabeties. They sent him a box and in that box was a key to my home with a note saying go home and don't pay the electricity bill."
[2:49 PM] Ms. Rose:
Guys! Stop! You're killing me! *tears!* (rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
Mr. Silver, you had better be saving this. The Russians will love it!
I can't stop laughing!
"so large you wouldn't believe it!" (rofl)
"I mean, seriously, his calves are freaking HUGE!"
[2:55 PM] Mr. Silver:
Heh
I did
Problem is, the blog is just a tad backed up
Like I currently have 137 pages to sift though...
In the first of four collections...
Each one I put up is approximately 5 pages. Chaff accounts for about a half page...
So
25 entries... Maybe 75 entries altogether...so after the Blog grows 20% bigger, we'll get to posting this one.
Interesting, really. I assume this blog is completely unique – unless someone stole the idea and is making piles of money being half as clever as us.
And there is such a vast collection of content on it
[3:09 PM] Ms. Rose:
Bazin Disease Awareness is a serious issue, Mr. Silver. Find a way to get the word out sooner.
If today was the first time I learned about Bazin disease, I imagine there are many piles of money being given to people other than us.
[3:33 PM] Mr. Blue:
It's insane how many diseases there are that we don't even know about
[3:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
"What are these spots, doctor?"
"Uh...mmm...that's...Buhhhzin. Bazin... Disease..."
"Is it dangerous?"
"Sure is! And expensive!"
[3:35 PM] Mr. Brown:
I have sjogrens
So yeah, I know about rare crazy stuff
[1:32 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Neanderthal dread of being caught dead in a parka probably led to extinction" say a quartet of haute couture archaeologists at Simon Fraser University
[1:35 PM] Ms. Rose:
...being caught dead in a North Face brand parka. Duh!
[1:36 PM] Mr. Brown:
I read something that said they was built for dense forests
[1:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
(Arcoutureologist) "Honestly, who is to blame them? It's a style that is Paleolithic, at best, sweetie. Unfortunately a stylish pant and jacket combination will only go so far. They died out, but they looked fabulous!"
[1:40 PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
New, this season. From Calvin Cro-Magnon...
[1:43 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yves Saint Olduvai's latest ice age hides are hot Hot HOT!
[1:43 PM] Ms. Rose:
:-D
[1:43 PM] Mr. Brown:
Tommy Hill Digger
[1:44 PM] Mr. Silver:
:)
[1:44 PM] Ms. Rose:
GOOD ONE, Mr. Brown!
Rocks are a cave-girl's best friend. Exclusive new collections available now, at Troglodyte's of London.
[1:48 PM] Mr. Silver:
The United Color of Bone-ton
[1:48 PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
[9:48 AM] Mr. Silver:
Picture on one of my sites last night...Tony Stark in helmet, looking exasperated. "Brace yourselves...millions of women are going to discover Harley Quinn in about a week..."
[9:51 AM] Mr. Blue:
The marketing for that movie has made me not want to see it ever; particularly all the stuff about how idiotic Jared Leto acted in character
[9:52 AM] Mr. Silver:
Like to get in character? I read some of that, yes
[9:53 AM] Mr. Blue:
Like other cast members talking about how he'd send packages of bullets to their dressing rooms. Oh, he sent a dead rat to Margot Robbie. That's stupid.. get over yourself
[9:53 AM] Mr. Brown:
I read somewhere he sent them all used condoms too
[9:54 AM] Mr. Silver:
He says he ODd watching psychopath films/etc to get what he wanted
My main issue is this:
[9:56 AM] Mr. Blue:
They look like Juggalos
[9:57 AM] Mr. Silver:
"A team of top well-known villains!”
It includes 3 distinct women, a guy with a prune face, and "some guys".
"We're sure you'll be able to tell them apart by the end!"
[9:57 AM] Mr. Blue:
This movie will slay in the demographic of 16-32 year old white men that leave the stickers on their fitted caps
A guy that can light anything around him on fire vs. a girl with a baseball bat
Reviews sound pretty negative
The Joker doesn't even have much screen time
[10:03 AM] Mr. Silver:
Comic character power balance has never been the industry's strong suit.
This comes off as an artist watching "The Dirty Dozen" and saying "I could do that!"
Except “The Dirty Dozen” makes sense
[10:05 AM] Ms. Rose:
I am not at all looking forward to “Suicide Squad”. But I must attend, as part of my girlfriendly duties. *sigh*
This is why movie theaters need to serve alcohol.
[10:05 AM] Mr. Silver:
Put your hair in different colored pigtails and take a big mallet to the show.
Write "Boyfriend 'This Better Not Suck' Beater" on it with an angry emoji on the faces
[10:10 AM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
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