[11:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
A
tariff on Mexico is extremely bad for businesses here.
I'm
fine with a wall, but take it out of aid we give to Mexico, which is
like a billion per year.
[11:52
AM]
Yeah...there's
a problem with that wall...
They
kind of forgot about this little river
We
won't ever cede it to Mexico, and they're never giving it to us.
Some
dip was suggesting we'll just have to annex part of Mexico.
Would
have to.
[11:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
think most of the areas already with a wall just have the wall on our
side of the river.
[11:57
AM]
Its
all pointless anyway. The "bad guys" he claims he
wants to keep out with it are just digging tunnels or flying over in
planes or drones anyway.
[12:01
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
think he really just wants to stop the people just trying to get to
America by hopping the current fence but he says publicly “the bad
guys” to make it seem better.
All
the rednecks spoke up saying they don't want people here illegally
and he thinks a wall can stop it.
[12:02
PM]
Hard
to know what he “thinks”
I
assume he thinks that this is a 21st century Mexican "bad guy"
[12:05
PM] Mr. Brown:
Or
maybe he thinks a big wall means less money to watch the border, even
though you have to spend a lot to make it
[12:07
PM]
Buying
it, maintaining it, guarding it. The thing would cost quite a bit o'
$
Wasn't
it the army corps of engineers who said they could build one for
billions less than projected recently? Where'd I see that.
(looks)
[12:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
whole thing doesn't need walled. There are mountains and desert that
is virtually impassable
There
are national parks that should remain pristine.
But
already like 15% of it is walled. Do people think those current
fences should be replaced?
Trump's
proposal is too simplistic.
It
should've been "We'll build a wall where we can, and use drones
and tech where we can't. And monitor visa overstayers. And target
employers that hire illegals."
[12:16
PM] Mr. Brown:
How
about an electric fence that goes 40 ft into the ground so the only
way past is flying
LOL
[12:17
PM]
(President
of Mexico) "What's with the little flags?"
[12:17
PM] Mr. Brown:
Haha
[12:17
PM]
(Trump)
"Invisible fencing...we'll need every Mexican to put on one of
these collars."
[12:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
Nah,
they'll just sprint through it and then they'll be stuck on our side
[12:25
PM]
Hehe
"I
tried to go back, senor."
(Trainee
on the deportation bus, veteran driving) "So how close are
we to the border?" "Just a sec..." (yelps
and shrieks in a cascade from the front of the bus to the back)
"Welcome back to Mexico, folks!"
[1:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
“Escape
From LA”'s biggest issues are the effects
Really
terrible and cheap
Fix
those and release it to DVD... It's not as good as Escape From NY
still, but it's good
[1:36
PM]
I
only saw it once...I can't recall anything.
OK,
I recall surfing next to a convertible with Buscemi(sp) in it, and LA
being where to put the pervs, or whatever. That's the whole movie
for me.
[1:38
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
always recall the fight in NY, in a boxing ring
[1:38
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
Escape From LA it was Snake having to shoot hoops. LOL
[1:38
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
Showing
Snake can do anything to stay alive
[1:39
PM] Mr. Blue:
Read
the first 2 entries and tell me Kurt Russell didn't write the IMDB
trivia section for Escape From LA
[1:40
PM]
Yup...Kurt
wrote 'em
[1:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
Trivia
#3: Kurt Russell is very handsome and cool as Snake Plissken
[1:43
PM]
Trivia
#4: They say Kurt is one bad Muthe - Shut yo mouth! - I'm just
postin' trivia about Kurt!"
Trivia
#5: We can dig it!
Trivia
#6: Damn right. Kurt Russell is a complicated man. No one
understood him but Goldie Hawn.
[1:44
PM] Mr. Brown:
# 7
Kurt had his eye surgically removed and put on ice til done filming
to be as authentic as possible.
[1:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
#8:
To this day the Snake Plissken outfit still fits Russell, and he
likes to wear it around the house and talk in Plissken's accent to
his family, who enjoy it and don't find it annoying at all.
[1:49
PM] Mr. Brown:
#9
To this day, Kurt still can't shoot that hand cannon accurately
#10 Due
to difficulties in respecting the correct labialized sounds, the
Italian version changed the nickname from "Snake" to
"Handsome" Plissken.
[1:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
#11
"In the soviet block countries it was released as a
documentary."
[8:04
AM]
Got
this one about Beijing -
https://www.wired.com/2017/04/antonio-faccilongo-atomic-rooms
And
this rather hilarious...mockery of an intellectual society
https://www.wired.com/2017/04/hugo-nominations-who-is-stix-hiscock/
Sort
of farce I did in high school...but "dirty"
These
sorts of titles show up on theworstthingsforsale.com fairly often.
[8:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
"Professor
T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness"
[8:27
AM]
Hehe
I
have difficulty imagining that stuff so farcical is very erotic
Unless
you're really into Rule 34
[8:35
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
[8:41
AM]
(200
years from now - antique book shop) "Gasp! A first edition
of 'Busted in the Butt by My Own Butt'? And it's signed!
How much?"
(Real
title from the Worst site, if I'm recalling correctly)
Ah...it
was "pounded"
I
was never good at remembering titles of classic literature
[8:43
AM] Mr. Blue:
His
wiki says he's schizophrenic and his son edits his writing for him to
become readable books
[8:43
AM]
Nice
Link?
[8:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
In
2016, a person presented as Tingle's son Jon – and identified as
such by a statement from Tingle's Twitter account
– stated in a Reddit
AMA session
that Tingle "is an autistic
savant,
but also suffers from schizophrenia."[9] Jon
stated that he edits his father's work for publication, and provides
day-to-day care for him.
[8:47
AM]
Great
titles.
Gonna
have to send it home because I started laughing out loud.
Fortunately
I was off the phone
[8:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't understand why this Rabid Puppies group nominated this Tingle
guy other than just to make fun of the other awards
[8:53
AM]
It
sounded like some sort of protest of under-representation in the
article I started with.
I
couldn't really tell if someone originally meant it, or it was always
them trolling.
[9:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
“Turned
Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European
Union”
[9:32
AM]
I'm
guessing that's a big seller in England
[10:19
AM] Mr. Brown:
So
we have NK and ASSAD to deal with now
[10:35 AM]
Hmm
"NK'd
in the Assad by a KN-15 Medium-Range Ballistic Missile"
Not
quite a quality Chuck Tingle title, but...butt...
[10:58
AM] Mr. Brown:
So
apparently Russia thinks aircraft carriers are still good, so they are
building the biggest
[11:14
AM]
Aircraft
carriers are great if you are going after people that can't stop 'em
Like
NK
Read
a piece on that threat from NK today.
[11:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
Actually
was more of a WTF
[11:15
AM]
Basically,
even if they somehow could find it and launch a nuke at a US carrier
and it didn't fail, it'd probably take long enough to get to the
target that the ship would be gone.
Any
lesser effort...if it ever got through the defenses (chance = nil)
couldn't do enough damage to do more than stop deck activities for a
while.
[11:31
AM] Mr. Blue:
NK
is a joke
[11:32
AM]
(raps)
"Get up! Get get - get down! North Ko-rea is a joke in
your town!"
("North
Korea's a joke!")
Hadn't
thought of that song in a while...
[11:32
AM] Mr. Blue:
They'll
just bomb SK, they can't do anything else
They
don't care about the bad PR of all their missiles falling into the
ocean because their own citizens never find out
[11:38
AM]
I'm
sure their missiles are 100% successful and productive...even among
the engineers that watch them fail.
"It
perfectly blew up on the launch pad according to our specifications."
[11:39
AM] Mr. Brown:
Well
since they don't let anybody in, nobody is helping them make missiles
[11:40
AM] Mr. Blue:
"It
was a precision failure"
[11:41
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
still don't think the leader of the country is actually leading the
country
All
the dumb stuff he is always doing
He
is just a face
[11:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
doubt it...
[11:52
AM]
Oh!
NK. Heheh
I actually
thought Mr. Brown had changed the subject to Trump. :-D
