8:55
AM Mr. Amethyst
9:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
want free food....
9:16
AM Mr. Silver
Free
to you.
9:20
AM Mr. Silver
"Walmart
Required to Contribute Some of its Hoarded Fortune To Resident
State. Will Disney Be Next?!"
9:24
AM Mr. Silver
"Walmart's
somehow-legal arrangement to funnel 60% of all profits out of
the local economy was sabotaged by a computer glitch in
Louisiana today, resulting in a near certainty that they will have to
give money to the state to the tune of 100s of thousands of
dollars...or roughly a couple days of income. Walmart
accountants are appalled and are seeking a way to blame Xerox."
8:38
AM Mr. Blue
“The
driver, 28-year-old Tao Lung, was speeding along in a £79,000 Jaguar
F-Type.”
WTF?
8:16
AM Mr. Brown
Should
be more like a electric Porsche sports car.
8:16
AM Mr. Amethyst
Dude,
I drive a $3000 Amigo.
8:17
AM Mr. Brown
I
drive a rusting Grand Am, and I’m 30.
8:22
AM Mr. Silver
The
kid's name is roughly “Way of the Dragon”...he was not making an
honest living, I'm sure...
8:22
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
8:22
AM Mr. Silver
I
rather doubt he was born with such a cool name either.
8:22
AM Mr. Amethyst
Damned
criminals.
8:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
Having
better lives than me, and not having to pay for it ...well this one
did, but still!
8:51
AM Mr. Blue
"When
they found Way of the Dragon's body on the street, he was frozen so
stiff from being so cool, it took 'em 2 weeks just to thaw him out."
10:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
10:08
AM Mr. Silver
"PC
Josh 'Dumpty' Higgs pictured here, inspecting cannabis farm."
10:08
AM Mr. Blue
If
you're that young and you go with the Q-ball look, you just look like
a baby.
10:09
AM Mr. Silver
He's
really thin too.
I
thought of a Southpark Alien dressed in a vest.
Mr.
Brown
Mr.
Blue, this is where my great grandfather is from:
1:43
PM Mr. Silver
"I'm
from the city of Eat"
"Good
food there?"
"Surprisingly,
no."
"What
do you have?"
"Eh...McDonalds...a
lot of German food..."
"What's
wrong with German food? I love German food."
"After
35 years of sausage and fermented crap and the like, it gets old."
1:49
PM Mr. Brown
The
oldest known form of the name was Astnide, meaning
ash trees.
1:49
PM Mr. Blue
Name
of what, the town?
1:52
PM Mr. Silver
Esche
is ash tree
So
“Eschen”...which makes sense if you wish to eat ash trees.
1:54
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Yeah.
The article is talking about people having trouble understanding
what the name actually means because its the common word for eat.
LOL
1:56
PM Mr. Blue
Maybe
there was good hunting there.
1:58
PM Mr. Brown
Or
maybe it was named for all the trees.
1:59
PM Mr. Silver
"There
used to be a big sign "Essen Joe" for Joe's restaurant on
the edge of town. When the place closed, the sign fell into
disrepair. All that's left now is just “Essen”."
2:00
PM Mr. Silver
(Essen
Joe means "eat at Joe's", BTW...these are the jokes,
folks.)
2:01
PM Mr. Brown
Well,
Essen looks like a nice place, but it got bombed to nothing in Second World War.
2:01
PM Mr. Gray
So
did most of England.
2:01
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
2:07
PM Mr. Silver
Yes...I
weep for Germany's pre-war architecture, Mr. Brown.
2:07
PM Mr. Silver
(I
actually do, really, but that one was sarcastic)
Mr.
Brown
10:49
AM Mr. Brown
I’m
wondering if the Bigfoot sightings people have around here is another
species of bear.
10:51
AM Mr. Blue
An
evolved bear that walks upright.
Bigfoot
doesn't seem bigger than a bear. Bigger than a black bear but
smaller than a grizzly
10:54
AM Mr. Brown
Right.
One
that evolved a little bit further to walk for longer periods of time
on its hind legs.
10:54
AM Mr. Gray
....and
to wear a hat and steal picnic baskets.
10:54
AM Mr. Brown
Haha!
People
are so scared at seeing this creature that they never notice the
goofy smile and the necktie.
11:10
AM Mr. Silver
Researchers
need to try the new Bigfoot call: 'hey boo BOO! hey boo BOO!"
11:11
AM Mr. Gray
Smarter
than the average squatch!
3:27
PM Mr. Brown
I
didn't see this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Gordon_(1996_TV_series)
3:32
PM Mr. Silver
I
didn't see any of that “Flash Gordon”.
3:32
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
I did not know it existed. I'm going to need to find it.
3:33
PM Mr. Silver
Probably
not. As I recall, the general opinion of it wasn't very high.
3:34
PM Mr. Blue
I
still need to watch the 80s movie.
"Flesh"
Gordon has been in my DVR for a while though.
3:36
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
would not watch Flesh Gordon, Mr. Blue.
3:36
PM Mr. Silver
He
would not watch it on a boat...he would not watch it with a goat.
3:37
PM Mr. Blue
I
recorded it not realizing it wasn't Flash.
3:37
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
3:37
PM Mr. Blue
But
it's supposedly not too bad.
3:37
PM Mr. Silver
Nope...I've
heard that too, but I have my doubts.
3:37
PM Mr. Brown
hahah
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
When
you do...review it please. If I can explain “Debbie Doesn't
Do Anything Related to Dallas”, you can review “Flesh Gordon”.
3:38
PM Mr. Blue
I
will.
7:19
AM Mr. Silver
"Trump
Definitely Running For NY Governor"
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/18/donald-trump-tells-david-letterman-im-really-definitely-not-running-for-ny-governor/
7:20
AM Mr. Green
Yeah...Governor
isn’t an important enough job for The Donald.
7:23
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe.
The
man's a fool anyway.
He’d
probably mandate painting public structures gold and pink.
7:24
AM Mr. Green
And
that bad toupees be mandatory for all balding men... heheh.
7:43
AM Mr. Silver
I
swear, Louis the XIV threw up in his townhouse. I saw a tour of
it on "The Apprentice", which I watched for like a
season and a half with Mrs Silver until I was certain he was just a
man of below-average intelligence with drive and lots of money...and
no taste...
7:50
AM Mr. Silver
He
actually fell, completely, for team members scamming him
about being scared of the occult because one of them was playing
with a Magic 8-Ball.
I
waited for him to fire those players as useless: frauds or
morons, con artists or superstitious ninnies.
But
no...he fired the Magic 8-Ball player for her occultism!
7:52
AM Mr. Green
LOL
7:55
AM Mr. Silver
He
dumped a lot of better people for stupid reasons or because he wasn't
smart enough to see he was being played. Any respect I’d had
for him before “The Apprentice” was gone.
8:11
AM Mr. Green
LOL
“There
are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life:
The Lord of the Rings
and
Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a
lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an
emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with
the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
8:12
AM Mr. Silver
I
love that quote.
8:21
AM Mr. Silver
What
goobers.
I
kind of know one...not as big a dope as that though.
8:29
AM Mr. Green
I've
read Atlas Shrugged. The book itself isn’t bad, but nothing to base
a life Philosophy on. I also have “For the New Intellectual”,
which is a basic layout of her Objectivism philosophy. I see it as
simply a result of growing up in Russia, then moving to the US.
She
saw capitalism as her savior and tried to turn it into a full life
philosophy.
Capitalism
is nothing to base your life on.
8:34
AM Mr. Silver
Nope.
Mr.
Blue
Heheh
It’s
funny that the “Atlas Shrugged” movies keep getting made, despite
the first one losing tons of money.
Kind
of an anti-”Atlas Shrugged”, in that the free market decided it
sucked but they keep making them anyway.
8:17
AM Mr. Silver
They
were begging for money to make #3.
Such
irony.
Mr.
Blue
I
don't necessarily have an issue with Ayn Rand's 'values' as I’m not
exactly 100% clear on what they even are, but I find it funny that
certain politicians swear by her economic values as gospel, but then
ignore her social values completely.
Maybe
they agree with her, but they play the evangelical Christian angle to
get more votes.
But
Ayn Rand wouldn't respect any of the religious stuff.
8:33
AM Mr. Silver
She
should read my book: "Everyone Else Shrugged and Rolled Their
Eyes"
8:39
AM Mr. Green
LMAO!
8:42
AM Mr. Green
Yeah,
I do find it funny that right wing extremists LOVE Ayn Rand, even
though she was an atheist and pro-choice.
Mr.
Brown
8:58
AM Mr. Silver
"This
is most complete early Homo skull ever found in the world," said
lead study author David Lordkipanidze, researcher at the Georgian
National Museum in Tbilisi.
"Note
these jaw features suggesting he lisped, and it was buried with one
of those faggy tiny hats the real flamers wear."
8:59
AM Mr. Blue
"A
crude, mammoth-tusk dildo was found nearby."
9:00
AM Mr. Silver
Actually,
I'm pretty certain a Google search would bring that up, Mr. Blue.
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