11:03
AM Mr. Silver
So...yesterday
we went to get ice cream.
11:04
AM Mr. Amethyst
Awe
yea!
11:05
AM Mr. Silver
I'd
seen people in the past ordering this white one called "Harvest Moon";
a flavor with no description on it.
"What
flavor is this, anyway?"
"Well...no
flavor."
"Really?"
11:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
For
real?
LOL
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
"Yeah.
It's just straight unflavored ice cream. Wanna sample?"
“Sure!”
11:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
Placebo
ice cream?
11:07
AM Mr. Silver
It's
just churned frozen cream and sugar.
Honestly,
it was quite nice. I got a double scoop.
11:09
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
The
spliplicity of things sometimes is what makes it.
11:09
AM Mr. Silver
If
you say so.
Mr.
Brown
10:25
AM Mr. Silver
Nice.
10:25
AM Mr. Brown
I'm
not understanding the underwear one, but nice.
LOL
10:58
AM Mr. Silver
The
underwear one?
Ah...figured
it was a bikini bottom.
10:59
AM Mr. Amethyst
Oh
LOL
11:18
AM Mr. Brown
The
Crocs are dying out; and I’m talking about my shoes.
LOL
I
like them, but when they are 30 bucks, that's too much.
11:20
AM Mr. Silver
Especially
when it's 2 cents worth of foam injected into a mold.
11:20
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
you can get knock-offs for $10. Crocs are garbage.
11:20
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
but they don't last as long.
11:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
They
scream "Rob me, I cant chase you in these".
11:21
AM Mr. Brown
Um
I
can!
LOL
I’ll
kick the bitches off!
11:22
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:22
AM Mr. Brown
Maybe
even throw them to slow the guy down.
lol
11:23
AM Mr. Amethyst
Again...they're
2 cents of foam.
11:24
AM Mr. Brown
Hey!
Croc brand is at least 2 grams heavier than the counterfeits!
LOL
They
will stop in amazement, maybe, and then you've got them.
11:26
AM Mr. Brown
i
like them cause they air out well and are completely water proof
i
swear in 3 more min i'm going to have frost bite hter e
lol
11:34
AM Mr. Silver
(shakes head) I
vaguely saw this:
11:26
AM Mr. Brown
i like them cause
they air out well and are completely water proof
i swear in 3 more
min going to have frost bite hter e
But
then I got confused and thought he was still talking about the high-wire girl
and her underwear.
11:36
AM Mr. Silver
"Her
underwear airs out well and are completely waterproof?”
“But
in 3 more minutes he swears "her" would have frostbite?"
"I
guess don't have to ask 'her what?' of course, but...."
"Oh!
He means the Crocs!"
11:39
AM Mr. Amethyst
poǝs
ʇɥıs ɥnɹʇ ʎonɹ qɹɐıu¿
11:39
AM Mr. Silver
No
I
learned to read all directions as a kid.
11:41
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:41
AM Mr. Silver
Mrs.
Silver or Junior will read something across from or sideways to me
and I'll read it that way from where I am. I can do mirror image all
directions too unless the font is too weird.
Nice
trick though. How do you do it?
11:46
AM Mr. Amethyst
Internet
LOL
11:47
AM Mr. Silver
Thanks
a lot.
Mr.
Silver
Bah!
Humbug!
I'm
still irritated about last night.
3:13
PM Mr. Amethyst
?
3:13
PM Mr. Silver
I've
yet to see an even poor meteor shower.
3:13
PM Mr. Amethyst
DAMN
IT! I forgot!
I’m
in the same boat.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
Granted,
I got to see a huge one cross the whole sky leaving a bright white
streak once...
3:37
PM Mr. Silver
We
went out to find a dark spot at 10:30-ish...nada.
I
didn't expect much though...I knew it should be too early for a proper
shower even though it was the peak night.
3:37
PM Mr. Amethyst
Right
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
Meanwhile,
Mrs. Silver and Junior both said they saw some... Ok...
3:38
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
Anyway,
we decided to go home to bed and wake up at midnight to go back out.
3:38
PM Mr. Amethyst
Nothing?
3:39
PM Mr. Silver
I
saw 1 tiny one.
1
even smaller, if it wasn't an illusion.
And
one “ok” one - not too bright or long.
All
I really got was a neck ache and a groggy morning.
The
wife and kid both claimed they saw 5 or 6.
AUGH!
While
getting into the car, I said that stuff like this is why I lost
interest in astronomy. Its always “best” somewhere else,
overcast, raining, I had to miss it, or I see nothing.
Mr.
Brown
I
got this cheese at Walmart other day.
Good
cheese.
9:01
AM Mr. Silver
"Made
from crocodile 'milk'."
9:04
AM Mr. Silver
"Rich
sharp and flavorful, but few men will, and most women won't, swallow
it."
9:05
AM Mr. Brown
I
like it.
9:05
AM Mr. Brown
Fills
the nostrils.
9:08
AM Mr. Silver
No
comment...
Though
I do like a good cheese and don't want to defame one on the blog.
Jokes aside, it's nice stuff, then?
9:08
AM Mr. Brown
I
like it.
It's
not soft. Kind of in between hard and soft.
It
has good aroma.
9:09
AM Mr. Silver
Pricey?
9:09
AM Mr. Brown
I
didn't think was too bad to try
9:09
AM Mr. Silver
So
I think I want to program a piece of spyware, or preferably a
trojan.
9:13
AM Mr. Amethyst
I’m
listening.
9:13
AM Mr. Silver
What
it does is, it gets into the system and really digs in deep.
And
it hijacks the browser to make it be what the user sets it to be no
matter what tries to take over.
9:14
AM Mr. Amethyst
So,
a re-hijacker.
That's
a good idea.
9:14
AM Mr. Silver
It
also hijacks all browser search functions and forces the browser to
use only legitimate search providers.
9:15
AM Mr. Brown
So
its an anti-hijacker hijacker.
9:15
AM Mr. Silver
Right.
It also rigs the system so that any invasive popup doesn't work.
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
I
suggest we set it up to infect as many computers as possible.
Hell,
I suggest we sell it, advertising it as exactly what it is. “Mr.
Silver's Patented Make-It-Work-Right Virus! Click here to infect
your PC with the most effective anti-crapware trojan available. Your
contributions are appreciated!”
Mr.
Amethyst
Freaking
expensive for under shirts.
12:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
That's
like boxers: $16 for 3 pair.
12:18
PM Mr. Silver
I
guess it's because the industry knows we'll wear them til they are a
blown-out elastic band with flaps of cloth attached.
12:19
PM Mr. Brown
It's
$16 unless you want comfort, Mr. Amethyst, then its $20 or more.
12:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
That’s
why Mrs Amethyst says things like "I can see your nuts through
these!”
"I
don't care, put them in the drawer!"
12:20
PM Mr. Brown
Hell.
Sometimes they wear out in the ass so much they are see-through.
No
holes, just see-through.
LOL
12:28
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
have some that have holes.
12:28
PM Mr. Blue
Most
of my socks have holes on the ankle bone thing that sticks out. That
happens pretty much immediately. It must be from rubbing inside the
hockey skate boot.
12:32
PM Mr. Gray
That
or you are growing a claw on the side of your foot like some
velociraptor mutant man.
12:32
PM Mr. Blue
I
wish.
12:32
PM Mr. Gray
If
I hear screaming, I'll know the truth.
12:33
PM Mr. Blue
Speaking
of velociraptors...there are a lot of folks with tattoos of them, but
I wonder how they feel about the whole “they have feathers”
thing.
Will
they add feathers, or just leave them as-is?
12:33
PM Mr. Amethyst
Most
will leave them, some will add.
12:33
PM Mr. Gray
Nekkid
Velociraptors!
Mr. Brown
I
wonder if its possible to tattoo Real Tree camo all over your body,
and be able to blend into the woods.
12:51
PM Mr. Blue
If
you use forest camo, what happens when you go to the desert?
Or
vice-versa?
12:52
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
12:52
PM Mr. Blue
Also,
if you did it you'd have to be naked to be camouflaged.
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