Thursday, November 22, 2012

Day 211 - Hotly Pink Debated Issues, Good Cheer Served At The Giger Bar, Even The Reviews Of The Film Stink, "Mission Improbable: No-One-Will-Notice Protocol", and Diagnosing Mr. Brown's Sharp Pains

1:12 PM Mr. Blue
Hehe
1:15 PM Mr. Silver
"Romney Supporters Fail To Match Wits With Obama Cutout"
1:17 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
1:20 PM Mr. Brown
Nice hot pink pants.
1:21 PM Mr. Silver
"Hot Pink Pants Debate With Cardboard Obama Called Only 'Draw' Of The Event."



1:42 PM Mr. Silver
Like these, Mr Gray?
1:44 PM Mr. Brown
I like the cow cycle, a little ways down.
1:48 PM Mr. Silver
Nice
1:50 PM Mr. Brown
Wow!  HR Giger has some crazy art.  I just did a search on him.
1:53 PM Mr. Silver
He and Froud should collaborate.
Heh
"We want something soft and ethereal and dreamlike, while still harsh, brutal and disturbing."
"I have just the men for that."
1:59 PM Mr. Brown
Let’s go to the Giger bar!
LOL
(rearranged for mutual joy – Mr. Silver)
2:03 PM Mr. Silver
(Sings) "Makin' your way in space today...takes ev'rything you've got..."
"Takin' a break from all that scurries, sure would help a lot..."
No one in space can hear you scream…”
Sometimes you wanna go, where ev’rybody’s barely sane.
2:02 PM Mr. Blue
(sings) “We wanna go where people know / Xenomorphs aren't all the same / We wanna go where every critter knows your name”
2:02 PM Mr. Brown
lol
2:06 PM Mr. Brown
People in the bar have chest-bursters every so often. lol
Who would have thought an alcoholic alien would buy a bar?”
2:07 PM Mr. Silver
(Tubby alien walks in)
(crowd) "Spawn!"
2:06 PM Mr. Brown
Hey, Facehugger, I see you’re really out there depositing the bursters again today.”
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
"Hey Spawnie. Nah, it's a holiday."
"Enough small talk I need a brew"
"On it"
2:11 PM Mr. Brown
Little spawn dancing to “Hello my honey, hello my baby”
2:11 PM Mr. Silver
Thereby breaking the Cheers theme and ending this game cold …
2:12 PM Mr. Brown
Well, it cuts into Spaceballs
lol
2:12 PM Mr. Silver
(crosses legs)  Sounds painful
2:17 PM Mr. Brown
Truthfully, I could see a Giger “Cheers” bar in my head.
Aliens as bartenders.  All the characters.
lol
2:18 PM Mr. Blue
I just like the idea of a sitcom-y laugh track and a xenomorph wiping the bar with a towel.
And just…every so often…unspeakable gore.
2:18 PM Mr. Brown
Dr. Frasier as a Predator
I still see Woody as himself though.
2:19 PM Mr. Silver
I like the idea of a curly-haired tough girl waitress in T-shirt and underwear furiously saying things like "Here's your beer YOU BITCH!" to everyone.
So...like...the exact same Carla as in the original, but more attractive.
2:19 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
(Space marine at table) "I think the drinks are coming...yeah  YEAH!  I’ve got SIGNALS!  10 meters!  9 meters!  8!  7 Meters! Oh Sh-T where ARE they!  We should SEE them by now!  3 meters!  They should be RIGHT AT THE TABLE MAN!  2 Meters!  WTF?!?!"
2:26 PM Mr. Brown
I would like to watch an alien work a bar.
We need more limes.  I'll just cut them here.  Shit!  Cut my finger!
2:27 PM Mr. Blue
Melts the bar
2:27 PM Mr. Brown
Oh damn it!  The bar!  The bar!”
2:27 PM Mr. Blue
Hahaha



2:28 PM Mr. Brown
Apparently my house is covered in stink bugs.
2:32 PM Mr. Silver
That's bad.
"From the studio that brought you "With Six You Get Eggroll", “The Long Long Trailer", and "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" comes this Christmas's biggest laugh fest ever: "Apparently My House is Covered in Stink Bugs"
2:37 PM Mr. Brown
lol
That could be a great horror flick; a comedy one
2:40 PM Mr. Silver
"You laughed at "Arachnophobia"!  You giggled at "Frogs"!  You chortled at "Piranha 3D" because you're a sick sadist F-ck! So you'll DIE LAUGHING at "Apparently My House is Covered in Stink Bugs"!"
2:40 PM Mr. Blue
Wow…  The comedic possibilities are endless.
"No one will be admitted during the vacuum scene."
"Nurses especially trained in boredom will be on hand at all theaters."
2:42 PM Mr. Brown
Do really close ups of the sucking of them up in the vacuum, with scary music.
lol
Then showing Mr. Blue with scary music when he sees all the bugs.
dun dun dun
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
And then me getting down on my knees cursing myself for becoming a monster.
2:43 PM Mr. Brown
lol
I like the idea, too, of you saying “I got this” then disappearing into the garage.
And then it sounds like you are making something, but then you come out with a normal shop vac and start cleaning them up.
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
And then I’m walking through dark alleys with my clothes all torn up looking for stink bugs to feed my bloodlust and I go on a spree.
And then they lock me up and a psychiatrist is discussing with a policeman that there were never were any stinkbugs after all.
The End?
2:45 PM Mr. Silver
"Filmed in Stink-o-Rama"
           (meanwhile...)
            2:45 PM Mr. Blue
I keep laughing at "With six you get egg roll"
2:45 PM Mr. Silver
Heh
2:46 PM Mr. Blue
At first I pictured it as a sitcom, with the title being the show's catch phrase
but as a movie? Even better.
2:46 PM Mr. Silver
Just various neighbors bringing it up through the entire run?
2:47 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah, it's in every episode. the audience cheers when they hear it.
2:45 PM Mr. Brown
This is a great SyFy movie
2:51 PM Mr. Blue
Then it shows the president giving a speech and it's revealed he's just a giant mass of stink bugs in a human costume.
2:52 PM Mr. Brown
lol
This is getting better and better
SyFy channel may take it
2:52 PM Mr. Blue
There is the sequel of course, hence the "?" at the end of the first.
I’m the only man that knows of our true stinkbug overlords, but nobody believes me
I have to find the queen and defeat her.
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
"Get your stink off her YOU BITCH!"



(Spoilers)
11:40 AM Mr. Silver
Last movie I watched was “Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol”
My first MI movie
11:51 AM Mr. Silver
Fun...not that it didn't have its "Ummm...no" bits.
"Oh hell!  No masks!  We're gonna go in cold and hope they never met!"
Wrong...answer is kill 1 or both teams.  The villain's plot is now done.
But that's just not as exciting.
"Welcome!  I have the codes.  Do you have the diamonds?" 
"(BLAM!) Not exactly."
11:59 AM Mr. Silver
Either of you see it?
12:00 PM Mr. Brown
Yes
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
Don't relish spoilers much, or giving them out.
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
I didn't see it, but don't plan to, so go for it.
12:03 PM Mr. Silver
Ok, try this one:
Them - "The server room is 11 floors up and 7 rooms over!  And we have 5 minutes!"
Me – "...and the elevator is right outside your room."
Them - "Let's climb the outside of the building!"
12:06 PM Mr. Brown
No elevator needed when you got special climbing gloves that malfunction every minute or so!
lol
More suspense.
12:27 PM Mr. Silver
Here's another:
We have 4 hours to steal some microfilm! From the KREMLIN!  We put together a general's and colonel's uniform and IDs!  We put on makeup!
We go in!  Sneaky sneaky!
Crap!  It was all a trap!  Dodge the guards! Get out!
baBOOMM!!!!!
Now let's look at side #2....
#2 is that a disgraced/deranged scientist who is being sought as an international criminal spends apparently 2 weeks coming and going from the Kremlin, with no disguise, setting about 50 large undetected explosive charges...
He then walks into the secure records room before our team, still undisguised, and takes his records and an apparently unguarded missile launch console just sitting on an open shelf or something...
And then walks back out, past the secret agent who knows what he looks like...
And wanders unmolested, dressed in civvies, through a security scramble of armed and aggressive guards, and slowly meanders far enough away to blow up his bombs.
12:40 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
I guess that's why it's not called "Mission Possible"
1:50 PM Mr. Silver
Oh yes...
1:56 PM Mr. Silver
Moving on...
It takes breaking into a satellite TV station, hooking up the launch console, entering a billionaire's passwords, making calls, doing verifications, and manually setting target coordinates to launch a missile at the intended target...
1:59 PM Mr. Silver
Blowing up the missile involved opening the launch console case 10 miles from the transmitter it previously had to be hardwired to, hitting a shiny button that someone included and saying "Mission accomplished".
Now, naturally, they needed satellite codes for this just in case it got so far and this unknown magic tech happened to include a shiny abort button and they didn't think of blowing up the TV station a day before the villain arrived (wink)...so they went and seduced/forced them out of the previously mentioned billionaire.
Now I know if I ever become a billionaire who owns a satellite accessible from my abandoned transmission station, I'll have memorized the passwords for it.
2:03 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, that's funny.
2:04 PM Mr. Silver
Heroine - "Gimmie the CODES!"
2:04 PM Mr. Silver
Billionaire – "It has codes?  Really?  Cool! Ask my IT GUYS!!!"



2:21 PM Mr. Brown
Wow!  I think I need a chiropractor right now.   
It hurts when I breath in, in my back, like something is knocked out badly.
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
Stretch your arm out straight to the side...
Raise it to a vertical.
Bend at the elbow.
Tilt the arm back with the forearm still at an angle.
Tilt it forward until it's down.
Reach it behind your back
...now...
you feel a knife handle sticking out back there?
2:24 PM Mr. Brown
No good there
Just this big spear
2:24 PM Mr. Silver
(snaps fingers)
need a pro for a spear
2:25 PM Mr. Brown
Crap and an arrow
no wonder hurts so bad
2:25 PM Mr. Silver
Anything sharp and metallic poking out through the front of your shirt?
That's the confirmation.

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