1:12
PM Mr. Blue
Hehe
1:15
PM Mr. Silver
"Romney
Supporters Fail To Match Wits With Obama Cutout"
1:17
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
1:20
PM Mr. Brown
Nice
hot pink pants.
1:21
PM Mr. Silver
"Hot
Pink Pants Debate With Cardboard Obama Called Only 'Draw' Of The
Event."
1:42
PM Mr. Silver
Like
these, Mr Gray?
1:44
PM Mr. Brown
I
like the cow cycle, a little ways down.
1:48
PM Mr. Silver
Nice
1:50
PM Mr. Brown
Wow!
HR Giger has some crazy art. I just did a search on him.
1:53
PM Mr. Silver
He
and Froud should collaborate.
Heh
"We
want something soft and ethereal and dreamlike, while still harsh,
brutal and disturbing."
"I
have just the men for that."
1:59
PM Mr. Brown
Let’s
go to the Giger bar!
LOL
(rearranged
for mutual joy – Mr. Silver)
2:03
PM Mr. Silver
(Sings)
"Makin' your way in space today...takes ev'rything you've
got..."
"Takin'
a break from all that scurries, sure would help a lot..."
“No
one in space can hear you scream…”
“Sometimes
you wanna go, where ev’rybody’s barely sane.
2:02
PM Mr. Blue
(sings)
“We wanna go where people know / Xenomorphs aren't all the
same / We wanna go where every critter knows your name”
2:02
PM Mr. Brown
lol
2:06
PM Mr. Brown
People
in the bar have chest-bursters every so often. lol
“Who
would have thought an alcoholic alien would buy a bar?”
2:07
PM Mr. Silver
(Tubby alien walks in)
(crowd)
"Spawn!"
2:06
PM Mr. Brown
“Hey,
Facehugger, I see you’re really out there depositing the bursters
again today.”
2:08
PM Mr. Silver
"Hey
Spawnie. Nah, it's a holiday."
"Enough
small talk I need a brew"
"On
it"
2:11
PM Mr. Brown
Little
spawn dancing to “Hello my honey, hello my baby”
2:11
PM Mr. Silver
…
Thereby
breaking the Cheers theme and ending this game cold …
2:12
PM Mr. Brown
Well,
it cuts into Spaceballs
lol
2:12
PM Mr. Silver
(crosses
legs) Sounds painful
2:17
PM Mr. Brown
Truthfully,
I could see a Giger “Cheers” bar in my head.
Aliens
as bartenders. All the characters.
lol
2:18
PM Mr. Blue
I
just like the idea of a sitcom-y laugh track and a xenomorph wiping
the bar with a towel.
And
just…every so often…unspeakable gore.
2:18
PM Mr. Brown
Dr.
Frasier as a Predator
I
still see Woody as himself though.
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
I
like the idea of a curly-haired tough girl waitress in T-shirt and
underwear furiously saying things like "Here's your beer YOU
BITCH!"
to everyone.
So...like...the
exact same Carla as in the original, but more attractive.
2:19
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
(Space
marine at table) "I think the drinks are coming...yeah
YEAH! I’ve got SIGNALS! 10 meters! 9 meters!
8! 7 Meters! Oh Sh-T where ARE they! We should SEE
them by now! 3 meters! They should be RIGHT AT THE TABLE
MAN! 2 Meters! WTF?!?!"
2:26
PM Mr. Brown
I
would like to watch an alien work a bar.
“We
need more limes. I'll just cut them here. Shit! Cut
my finger!
2:27
PM Mr. Blue
Melts
the bar
2:27
PM Mr. Brown
“Oh
damn it! The bar! The bar!”
2:27
PM Mr. Blue
Hahaha
2:28
PM Mr. Brown
Apparently
my house is covered in stink bugs.
2:32
PM Mr. Silver
That's
bad.
"From
the studio that brought you "With Six You Get Eggroll",
“The Long Long Trailer", and "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken"
comes this Christmas's biggest laugh fest ever: "Apparently My
House is Covered in Stink Bugs"
2:37
PM Mr. Brown
lol
That
could be a great horror flick; a comedy one
2:40
PM Mr. Silver
"You
laughed at "Arachnophobia"! You giggled at "Frogs"!
You chortled at "Piranha 3D" because you're a sick sadist
F-ck! So you'll DIE LAUGHING at "Apparently My House is
Covered in Stink Bugs"!"
2:40
PM Mr. Blue
Wow…
The comedic possibilities are endless.
"No
one will be admitted during the vacuum scene."
"Nurses
especially trained in boredom will be on hand at all theaters."
2:42
PM Mr. Brown
Do
really close ups of the sucking of them up in the vacuum, with scary
music.
lol
Then
showing Mr. Blue with scary music when he sees all the bugs.
dun
dun dun
2:43
PM Mr. Blue
And
then me getting down on my knees cursing myself for becoming a
monster.
2:43
PM Mr. Brown
lol
I
like the idea, too, of you saying “I got this” then disappearing
into the garage.
And
then it sounds like you are making something, but then you come out
with a normal shop vac and start cleaning them up.
2:43
PM Mr. Blue
And
then I’m walking through dark alleys with my clothes all torn up
looking for stink bugs to feed my bloodlust and I go on a spree.
And
then they lock me up and a psychiatrist is discussing with a
policeman that there were never were any stinkbugs after all.
The
End?
2:45
PM Mr. Silver
"Filmed
in Stink-o-Rama"
(meanwhile...)
2:45
PM Mr. Blue
I
keep laughing at "With six you get egg roll"
2:45
PM Mr. Silver
Heh
2:46
PM Mr. Blue
At
first I pictured it as a sitcom, with the title being the show's
catch phrase
but
as a movie? Even better.
2:46
PM Mr. Silver
Just
various neighbors bringing it up through the entire run?
2:47
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
it's in every episode. the audience cheers when they hear it.
2:45
PM Mr. Brown
This
is a great SyFy movie
2:51
PM Mr. Blue
Then
it shows the president giving a speech and it's revealed he's just a
giant mass of stink bugs in a human costume.
2:52
PM Mr. Brown
lol
This
is getting better and better
SyFy
channel may take it
2:52
PM Mr. Blue
There
is the sequel of course, hence the "?" at the end of the
first.
I’m
the only man that knows of our true stinkbug overlords, but nobody
believes me
I
have to find the queen and defeat her.
2:53
PM Mr. Silver
"Get
your stink off her YOU BITCH!"
(Spoilers)
11:40
AM Mr. Silver
Last
movie I watched was “Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol”
My
first MI movie
11:51
AM Mr. Silver
Fun...not
that it didn't have its "Ummm...no" bits.
"Oh
hell! No masks! We're gonna go in cold and hope they
never met!"
Wrong...answer
is kill 1 or both teams. The villain's plot is now done.
But
that's just not as exciting.
"Welcome!
I have the codes. Do you have the diamonds?"
"(BLAM!)
Not
exactly."
11:59
AM Mr. Silver
Either
of you see it?
12:00
PM Mr. Brown
Yes
12:01
PM Mr. Silver
Don't
relish spoilers much, or giving them out.
12:02
PM Mr. Blue
I
didn't see it, but don't plan to, so go for it.
12:03
PM Mr. Silver
Ok,
try this one:
Them
- "The server room is 11 floors up and 7 rooms over! And
we have 5 minutes!"
Me
– "...and the elevator is right outside your room."
Them
- "Let's climb the outside of the building!"
12:06
PM Mr. Brown
No
elevator needed when you got special climbing gloves that malfunction
every minute or so!
lol
More
suspense.
12:27
PM Mr. Silver
Here's
another:
We
have 4 hours to steal some microfilm! From the KREMLIN! We put
together a general's and colonel's uniform and IDs! We put on
makeup!
We
go in! Sneaky sneaky!
Crap!
It was all a trap!
Dodge the guards! Get out!
baBOOMM!!!!!
Now
let's look at side #2....
#2
is that a disgraced/deranged scientist who is being sought as an
international criminal spends apparently 2 weeks coming and going
from the Kremlin, with no disguise, setting about 50 large undetected
explosive charges...
He
then walks into the secure records room before our team, still
undisguised, and takes his records and an apparently unguarded
missile launch console just sitting on an open shelf or something...
And
then walks back out, past the secret agent who knows what he looks
like...
And
wanders unmolested, dressed in civvies, through a security scramble
of armed and aggressive guards, and slowly meanders far enough away
to blow up his bombs.
12:40
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
I
guess that's why it's not called "Mission Possible"
1:50
PM Mr. Silver
Oh
yes...
1:56
PM Mr. Silver
Moving
on...
It
takes breaking into a satellite TV station, hooking up the launch
console, entering a billionaire's passwords, making calls, doing
verifications, and manually setting target coordinates to launch a
missile at the intended target...
1:59
PM Mr. Silver
Blowing
up the missile involved opening the launch console case 10 miles from
the transmitter it previously had to be hardwired to, hitting a shiny
button that someone included and saying "Mission accomplished".
Now,
naturally, they needed satellite codes for this just in case it got
so far and this unknown magic tech happened to include a shiny abort
button and they didn't think of blowing up the TV station a day
before the villain arrived (wink)...so they went and seduced/forced
them out of the previously mentioned billionaire.
Now
I know if I ever become a billionaire who owns a satellite accessible
from my abandoned transmission station, I'll have memorized the
passwords for it.
2:03
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
that's funny.
2:04
PM Mr. Silver
Heroine
- "Gimmie the CODES!"
2:04
PM Mr. Silver
Billionaire
– "It has codes? Really? Cool! Ask my IT
GUYS!!!"
2:21
PM Mr. Brown
Wow!
I think I need a chiropractor right now.
It
hurts when I breath in, in my back, like something is knocked out
badly.
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
Stretch
your arm out straight to the side...
Raise
it to a vertical.
Bend
at the elbow.
Tilt
the arm back with the forearm still at an angle.
Tilt
it forward until it's down.
Reach
it behind your back
...now...
you
feel a knife handle sticking out back there?
2:24
PM Mr. Brown
No
good there
Just
this big spear
2:24
PM Mr. Silver
(snaps
fingers)
need
a pro for a spear
2:25
PM Mr. Brown
Crap
and an arrow
no
wonder hurts so bad
2:25
PM Mr. Silver
Anything
sharp and metallic poking out through the front of your shirt?
That's
the confirmation.
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