Mr. Yellow
I am torn about working with this topaz dragon. If we live, we make out well, but all his "jobs" are really deadly.
“Go to a world where no one really travels and kill one of the most powerful beings you will run into that is not a god, and I will tell you how to surprise your current nemesis."
2:03 PM Mr. Silver
Yeah. "This job is just personal" = "I put a big bet on this one with something important at stake."
Dragon - "You're assassins for pinks, man."
Us - "Pinks?"
Dragon - "Pinks? Pink slips? Ownership papers? You kill it, I get another gambling plane. It's personal."
Us - "And if we die?"
Dragon - "F that noise...you guys survive everything."
Us - "… … … You bet whoever that we'd lose..."
Dragon - "NO WAY!!!"
2:07 PM Mr. Green
LMAO
Mr. Gray
Gotta admit...the Nazi's did throw kick butt parades.
9:18 AM Mr. Blue
My grandma met Himmler and Hitler at one of them.
9:18 AM Mr. Gray
Really?
9:18 AM Mr. Silver
It's a creepy tale...ewww.
9:18 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah
9:19 AM Mr. Gray
That's a pretty cool story, actually.
9:19 AM Mr. Blue
At a parade through Nurnberg. She was 6 or 7, sitting on the steps of her apartment. Someone picked her up and put her on the car/float thing that contained the top guys; that's how I recall the story.
9:19 AM Mr. Silver
She sat on Himmler's lap, didn't she?
9:20 AM Mr. Gray
"Here, have a small girl!!"
9:20 AM Mr. Blue
I think so.
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
Himmler to self - "I wonder if the crowd would get upset if I took a bite."
9:20 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:23 AM Mr. Brown
I'm sure my relatives in Germany saw Hitler too, but I never got to talk to them to find out.
9:24 AM Mr. Blue
I don't know if she technically "met" Hitler, but she was inches away from him.
9:24 AM Mr. Brown
Well for you its cool cause you have a story. Mine stops with "my relatives are from Germany".
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Herr Braun "And so, Mein Fuhrer, I think that is why Russia would be an easy win."
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Hitler "Very compelling Herr Braun...I believe we will act on this."
9:32 AM Mr. Brown
I really want to find all my relatives in history; do a family tree.
9:32 AM Mr. Amethyst
Me too, but I'm afraid of what I might find (Greek and Scottish)
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
Bad news, Mr. Amethyst...it turns out you are Greek and Scottish.
9:34 AM Mr. Blue
Here's a gun and a bullet for you.
12:38 PM Mr. Silver
"The guys in R&D are thinking something more like these models: New Armor For Women
12:42 PM Mr. Blue
Protect those breasts!
"Are you hit?"
"I’m fine; the bullet just grazed my boob."
"NOOOOOO! WHY GOD WHY?" *puts her out of her misery*
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
(film fades, podium lights up with colonel behind) "Gentlemen, we cannot allow a situation like this in the US military again."
11:56 AM Mr. Blue
I can't believe there's men's beach volleyball. Gross.
11:56 AM Mr. Silver
Bikinis and all?
11:57 AM Mr. Blue
Probably.
Speedos maybe.
11:57 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
They wear the tight shorts, not Speedos.
11:57 AM Mr. Silver
"11:56 Mr. Blue
I can't believe there's men's beach volleyball. Gross! I watched it for hours...those tight butts and bulges and those teeny suits were really distracting."
11:57 AM Mr. Brown
Which makes it not so bad to watch.
11:58 AM Mr. Silver
Good timing Mr. Brown.
11:58 AM Mr. Blue
I’d like to be an Olympic archery coach.
"Try to hit the middle of the target."
11:59 AM Mr. Brown
Well, there actually is more to it than that.
11:59 AM Mr. Blue
Oh really?
11:59 AM Mr. Brown
It has to do with constancy.
If you have the right technique, you will do it the same every time.
Usually the coach is teaching the technique; the person has to have the ability to shoot in general
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
I think that should be a prerequisite before you try for any Olympic archery team.
"Must be able to shoot a bow in general"
12:02 PM Mr. Brown
Sometimes not the case though.
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
No?
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
"Ever shoot one of these?"
"No...where's the trigger?"
12:03 PM Mr. Blue
"I like your honesty.. you're on the team."
12:04 PM Mr. Brown
I guess from listening to this that the South Korean coach wants them to shoot the way he wants them to shoot, not their own way.
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Oh...you mean from commentators who have to try to think of things to say for a long time during a match?
12:05 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Announcer 1 - "Welcome to Olympic archery! First up is Sun from China...There's nothing to say...let's watch him shoot."
Announcer 2 - "Sun started shooting when he was 5, and his coach-"
Announcer 1 – "Stop it. Just stop talking and watch...it’s archery."
12:06 PM Mr. Blue
The archery commentator was annoying: "A lot of people think this is easy, but it's really not!"
Well I wasn't thinking it was easy before, but now that you mentioned it, I am.
12:06 PM Mr. Blue
He'd call whether or not it was a good shot before the arrow even hit the target. And "good shots" would often be way off the target.
1:51 PM Mr. Silver
"Kim Jong Un Upset Olympic Committee Will Not Let Him Win All Gold Medals Like Dad Did"
1:53 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
1:54 PM Mr. Silver
"Most regions will face huge damages if our great leader is not permitted in to sweep the decathlon."
1:54 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
1:56 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Mr. Silver
"...and that's Camel OH...like the soup."
(sigh) I know 'Campbell' has had a silent P for a long time around here, but a silent B too?
Also, "Camel soup” sounds revolting.
12:37 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL Yes it does.
12:37 PM Mr. Silver
Next time a Bedu offers me some, I'll try it and let you know.
12:40 PM Mr. Blue
Speaking of, are dates any good?
I don't think I’ve ever had any.
12:47 PM Mr. Silver
They're OK.
12:48 PM Mr. Amethyst
No promising leads there, Mr. Blue?
12:49 PM Mr. Silver
Oh! You meant dates with girls?
12:49 PM Mr. Blue
No.
12:49 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
7:52 AM Mr. Brown
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
"Jesus is in my taco...and he's pissed off!"
7:53 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I just love those kinds of things.
Like Jesus would show up in a taco.
7:54 AM Mr. Silver
"The lower part of the picture appears to show Jesus's arm holding Mitt Romney in a headlock."
7:54 AM Mr. Brown
From now on, every taco you eat will be blessed.
And your case of the runs afterward will be blessed.
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