Sunday, September 9, 2012

Day 201 - The Progressive Perils Of Being Too Successful At Questing, Uncomfortable Tales From Our Geneologies, Practical Body Armor For Women Soldiers, Some Men Love Men's Beach Volleyball, The Zen Of Archery Involves Lots Of Blather, A Champ & Divine Sore Loser Just Like Dear Old Dad, The Classic 'Bad Soup & A Movie' Night, and Furious Jesus Loves Mexican Food

Mr. Yellow
I am torn about working with this topaz dragon. If we live, we make out well, but all his "jobs" are really deadly.
Go to a world where no one really travels and kill one of the most powerful beings you will run into that is not a god, and I will tell you how to surprise your current nemesis."
2:03 PM Mr. Silver
Yeah.  "This job is just personal" = "I put a big bet on this one with something important at stake."
Dragon - "You're assassins for pinks, man."
Us - "Pinks?"
Dragon - "Pinks?  Pink slips?  Ownership papers?  You kill it, I get another gambling plane.  It's personal."
Us - "And if we die?"
Dragon - "F that noise...you guys survive everything."
Us - "… … … You bet whoever that we'd lose..."
Dragon - "NO WAY!!!"
2:07 PM Mr. Green
LMAO



Mr. Gray
Gotta admit...the Nazi's did throw kick butt parades.
9:18 AM Mr. Blue
My grandma met Himmler and Hitler at one of them.
9:18 AM Mr. Gray
Really?
9:18 AM Mr. Silver
It's a creepy tale...ewww.
9:18 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah
9:19 AM Mr. Gray
That's a pretty cool story, actually.
9:19 AM Mr. Blue
At a parade through Nurnberg. She was 6 or 7, sitting on the steps of her apartment. Someone picked her up and put her on the car/float thing that contained the top guys; that's how I recall the story.
9:19 AM Mr. Silver
She sat on Himmler's lap, didn't she?
9:20 AM Mr. Gray
"Here, have a small girl!!"
9:20 AM Mr. Blue
I think so.
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
Himmler to self - "I wonder if the crowd would get upset if I took a bite."
9:20 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:23 AM Mr. Brown
I'm sure my relatives in Germany saw Hitler too, but I never got to talk to them to find out.
9:24 AM Mr. Blue
I don't know if she technically "met" Hitler, but she was inches away from him.
9:24 AM Mr. Brown
Well for you its cool cause you have a story. Mine stops with "my relatives are from Germany".
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Herr Braun "And so, Mein Fuhrer, I think that is why Russia would be an easy win."
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Hitler "Very compelling Herr Braun...I believe we will act on this."
9:32 AM Mr. Brown
I really want to find all my relatives in history; do a family tree.
9:32 AM Mr. Amethyst
Me too, but I'm afraid of what I might find (Greek and Scottish)
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
Bad news, Mr. Amethyst...it turns out you are Greek and Scottish.
9:34 AM Mr. Blue
Here's a gun and a bullet for you.



12:38 PM Mr. Silver
"The guys in R&D are thinking something more like these models: New Armor For Women
12:42 PM Mr. Blue
Protect those breasts!
"Are you hit?"
"I’m fine; the bullet just grazed my boob."
"NOOOOOO!  WHY GOD WHY?" *puts her out of her misery*
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
(film fades, podium lights up with colonel behind) "Gentlemen, we cannot allow a situation like this in the US military again."



11:56 AM Mr. Blue
I can't believe there's men's beach volleyball.  Gross.
11:56 AM Mr. Silver
Bikinis and all?
11:57 AM Mr. Blue
Probably.
Speedos maybe.
11:57 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
They wear the tight shorts, not Speedos.
11:57 AM Mr. Silver
"11:56 Mr. Blue
I can't believe there's men's beach volleyball.  Gross!  I watched it for hours...those tight butts and bulges and those teeny suits were really distracting."
11:57 AM Mr. Brown
Which makes it not so bad to watch.
11:58 AM Mr. Silver
Good timing Mr. Brown.



11:58 AM Mr. Blue
I’d like to be an Olympic archery coach.
"Try to hit the middle of the target."
11:59 AM Mr. Brown
Well, there actually is more to it than that.
11:59 AM Mr. Blue
Oh really?
11:59 AM Mr. Brown
It has to do with constancy.
If you have the right technique, you will do it the same every time.
Usually the coach is teaching the technique; the person has to have the ability to shoot in general
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
I think that should be a prerequisite before you try for any Olympic archery team.
"Must be able to shoot a bow in general"
12:02 PM Mr. Brown
Sometimes not the case though.
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
No?
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
"Ever shoot one of these?"
"No...where's the trigger?"
12:03 PM Mr. Blue
"I like your honesty.. you're on the team."
12:04 PM Mr. Brown
I guess from listening to this that the South Korean coach wants them to shoot the way he wants them to shoot, not their own way.
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Oh...you mean from commentators who have to try to think of things to say for a long time during a match?
12:05 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Announcer 1 - "Welcome to Olympic archery! First up is Sun from China...There's nothing to say...let's watch him shoot."
Announcer 2 - "Sun started shooting when he was 5, and his coach-"
Announcer 1 – "Stop it. Just stop talking and watch...it’s archery."
12:06 PM Mr. Blue
The archery commentator was annoying: "A lot of people think this is easy, but it's really not!"
Well I wasn't thinking it was easy before, but now that you mentioned it, I am.
12:06 PM Mr. Blue
He'd call whether or not it was a good shot before the arrow even hit the target.  And "good shots" would often be way off the target.



1:51 PM Mr. Silver
"Kim Jong Un Upset Olympic Committee Will Not Let Him Win All Gold Medals Like Dad Did" 
1:53 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
1:54 PM Mr. Silver
"Most regions will face huge damages if our great leader is not permitted in to sweep the decathlon."
1:54 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
1:56 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL



Mr. Silver
"...and that's Camel OH...like the soup."
(sigh) I know 'Campbell' has had a silent P for a long time around here, but a silent B too?
Also, "Camel soup” sounds revolting.
12:37 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL Yes it does.
12:37 PM Mr. Silver
Next time a Bedu offers me some, I'll try it and let you know.
12:40 PM Mr. Blue
Speaking of, are dates any good?
I don't think I’ve ever had any.
12:47 PM Mr. Silver
They're OK.
12:48 PM Mr. Amethyst
No promising leads there, Mr. Blue?
12:49 PM Mr. Silver
Oh! You meant dates with girls?
12:49 PM Mr. Blue
No.
12:49 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe



7:52 AM Mr. Brown
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
"Jesus is in my taco...and he's pissed off!"
7:53 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I just love those kinds of things.
Like Jesus would show up in a taco.
7:54 AM Mr. Silver
"The lower part of the picture appears to show Jesus's arm holding Mitt Romney in a headlock."
7:54 AM Mr. Brown
From now on, every taco you eat will be blessed.
And your case of the runs afterward will be blessed.

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