Day 181 - The Consequences Of Always Being Underfoot, There Is Just No Appropriate Incentive Scheme For Some Things, Holes In The Sun & Foil On The Head, and Some Men Just Want To Watch Their Credibility Burn

1:22 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

BERLIN (AP) — An earless baby bunny that was a rising star on Germany's celebrity animal scene had his 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman.

Zoo director Uwe Dempewolf tells Spiegel magazine "Til" didn't suffer: "It was a direct hit."

1:22 PM Mr. Yellow

Ouch

1:23 PM Mr. Silver
"17-day-old Til, a bunny with a genetic defect, was plastered across German newspapers and a reporter's shoe on Thursday."

1:22 PM Mr. Gray

BARNSTABLE, Mass. (AP) — Get a vasectomy, eat some pizza and watch some basketball.  That's the idea behind a promotion by a Massachusetts urologists group that's offering a free pizza to vasectomy patients during March Madness.

LOL

I'll pass, thanks

1:23 PM Mr. Silver
"So I get free pizza and can watch basketball on the big screen, right?" 
"Well...yes...but first you hav-"
"FREE PIZZA!  Woo!  Come on guys!"

1:25 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

1:31 PM Mr. Yellow

Sounds good to me, but not for March Madness, and not pizza.

I’d rather do it during a sci-fi marathon with free hot dogs and burgers.

Oh wait!  Chicken wings!

1:32 PM Mr. Green

Bingo!

1:32 PM Mr. Silver
Or nachos!
Something cool that doesn't involve needing to walk around for several days, and food.
Somehow none of this sounds like much of a deal.
“Vasectomy and a free thrill ride in a jet fighter!”
Nahhhhh…

1:36 PM Mr. Gray

As long as it’s not a vasectomy WHILE riding in a jet fighter.

1:41 PM Mr. Yellow

No, the surgery takes place in the back of a 4x4, racing in the Dakar Rally!

Mr. Brown

http://www.physorg.com/news/2012-03-huge-coronal-hole-solar.html

Somebody left the door open on the Sun.

Do they think we live in a interstellar barn or something?

8:37 AM Mr. Gray

Or someone shot something through it.   

What have you been up to, Mr. Brown?!

8:39 AM Mr. Brown

Um nothing.   I didn't fire a special particle beam or anything.

8:42 AM Mr. Brown

I guess I should not have refracted it through a prism.  It kind of made a bigger hole than expected.

8:51 AM Mr. Gray

I knew you'd be responsible for the death of a star sooner or later.  I just had hoped it wouldn't be OUR'S! lol

8:54 AM Mr. Silver
It looks like the scene from "2010" with the monoliths transforming Jupiter.  But with triangles.
8:59 AM Mr. Silver
"Here’s another image, this one in another AIA channel "
"Another AIA channel" must be astronomer code for "color".
Mr. Silver
I love this comment:
“Woah....crazy....does it have anything to do with cosmological alignments? I don't usually pay any attention those things, but I noticed that there are triangles forming by the alignments lately.”
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
Yes, that's correct Isaacsname...three dots in the sky do form a triangle.

9:04 AM Mr. Blue

Heheh

9:23 AM Mr. Blue

"In addition to depraving the weather, among other things, chemtrail chemicals seem to be making the air less able to support aircraft."

What?

9:24 AM Mr. Silver
Shall I translate?
"I wear a foil-hat and I'd like to totally change the subject to claim that global climate change and flight cancellations are caused by the Illuminati spraying chemicals in the atmosphere to control us."

9:25 AM Mr. Blue

That guy seems to think that solar flares are an excuse to reroute air traffic to hit areas that need more chemicals in the air (chemtrails)

9:30 AM Mr. Silver
Yes, that seems to apply.

9:31 AM Mr. Blue

95% of chemtrail believers are also sandwich artists at Subways in seedy neighborhoods.

9:31 AM Mr. Brown

LOL

9:40 AM Mr. Blue

That kind of reminds me of Ed Filke.  He was 100% convinced that the PA Game Commission was releasing "wolf hybrids" into the wild to curb the deer population, just because his "pap-pap" told him so

Mr. Gray

LOL

9:46 AM Mr. Blue

Heh

Cary and I use the term "filke" a little differently.

If you crap your pants but don't realize it until sometime later, you "filked" yourself, since that apparently happened to him once.

9:47 AM Mr. Blue

He’s also Mormon, so he's pretty much trained to believe the unbelievable.  Maybe that's the issue.

9:49 AM Mr. Silver
He had faith he hadn't pooped his pants?

9:54 AM Mr. Blue

Basically.  Then he got to work, realized he had, and had to leave on sick time.

9:55 AM Mr. Silver
"I chemtrailed my pants."



Mr. Silver
"Santorum Alienates More Voters In Seeming Non-stop Spree"
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/15/santorum-to-puerto-rico-if-you-want-to-be-a-state-speak-english/

11:25 AM Mr. Gray

Wow....

LOL

11:25 AM Mr. Silver
Puerto Rico isn't a state because the people that live there keep voting "no" when it comes up, Ricky.

11:25 AM Mr. Gray

That guy is such a tool.

They don’t WANT to be a state.  Heck they've considered wanting to be independent more than statehood.

“In an interview with the San Juan newspaper El Vocero the 2012 presidential hopeful said that he hoped Puerto Rico would become the 51st state of the United States, but “(a)s in any other state, you have to comply with this and any federal law. And that is that English has to be the main language.””

I don’t recall that LAW...moron.

11:27 AM Mr. Silver
There is no federal law that a state's primary language has to be English.

11:28 AM Mr. Gray

If you don’t know the country's laws...shut the hell up and get off the stage.

11:31 AM Mr. Gray

I knew we were scraping the bottom of the barrel as far the gene pool with the majority of people, but it seems those that have been getting into politics lately have no standpoint on anything rational.  They don’t know geography or general history, no concept that we are only one country in the world and don’t decide what everyone else should do, and can't even be bothered to fact-check before they open their mouths.  My God; how hard is it to use Google, really?!

Mr. Silver
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/15/gingrich-opponents-cant-comprehend-my-big-ideas/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story%29

12:34 PM Mr. Brown

All those guys are big-headed.  “If someone didn't vote for me, then they are too stupid to comprehend how smart I am!”

12:34 PM Mr. Silver
"Nobody gets me"
"Vote for me, because I promise you I have big ideas."
"Nobody is capable of understanding my big ideas."
12:41 PM Mr. Silver
(Feeds into reality-translator)
"Nobody understands what you blather on about."
"So far, only a small % of voters care if you have ANY ideas, big or small."
"If you can’t explain your big ideas to people willing to listen to, record, and research your every word, you can’t implement them either.”