Mr. Silver
I spoke to an agent this morning...his first name was Pratt.
8:57 AM Mr. Yellow
Hmm.
I think I would have that changed, if I were he.
8:57 AM Mr. Silver
It's basically the equivalent of naming your son, "Butt".
"Hey Pratthead...you think those chicks would talk to us?"
“Uhhhhh...they'd talk to me, Beavis.”
“No way!”
8:58 AM Mr. Yellow
Yes, I would change my name, if I were him, to something like Max Power.
9:01 AM Mr. Silver
Or Beavis Pener.
9:07 AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
Lexington Steel.
9:08 AM Mr. Silver
Dick Hunt.
Or perhaps Mike Hunt.
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
According to one ex-roommate from college, another ex-roommate that we turned into the cops for his closet full of stolen property officially changed his name to Mike Hunt afterward.
9:10 AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
9:11 AM Mr. Yellow
E. Norman Cox
I.C. Wiener
9:12 AM Mr. Silver
Don Keydix
9:18 AM Mr. Yellow
Hugh G. Rexion
9:21 AM Mr. Yellow
That name would just be good advertising.
Mr. Yellow
I always love when Mrs. Yellow tells someone at our house that we are all going to sleep in the next day. I always turn and look at her and say “we are?”
I am up every F-ing day at 6:30 or earlier to take the dogs out while the rest of the household sleeps until 8am, or later.
10:04 AM Mr. Silver
"We"
The Silver residence has that word.
It usually means “I” in Mrs. Silver's favor and "you" in my disfavor.
"We are going to sleep in tomorrow, and then we have to build the new bookcase."
Meaning I didn't get to sleep in, and she helped me build by bringing me a Pepsi, which she then drank half of while I was assembling the shelves.
10:09 AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
Mrs. Yellow always gets me the wrong thing when she tries to be nice.
I tell her I want a 2liter of caffeine-free Pepsi for the weekend. She goes shopping and gets me Pepsi Max.
I ask for ice cream for the ice cream social: cookies and cream, vanilla, or strawberry. She brings back a root beer float.
Nine out of ten times she gets me the wrong thing, so I just told her to stop.
10:14 AM Mr. Silver
Clever girl. She set you up to not ask her for anything.
Mr. Mustard.
My client says he lives 5 miles up Three Mile Hill.
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
"Could you speak louder? I'm approximately 10,000 feet up and it's windy up here."
9:01 AM Mr. Brown
Read the part about the Pomare disk partway down.
9:15 AM Mr. Blue
So they have a possible piece of a UFO, and they instantly take a drill bit and a hacksaw to it?
There are more logical and less damaging ways to test the material.
9:29 AM Mr. Silver
"So next we tried a 10lb sledge, and then tried just jumping up and down on it in work boots."
9:34 AM Mr. Silver
"After the surprising results from putting our finger in boiling water, we then placed the disk on the stove over high heat with a bit of oil in it, and we found we were able to stir-fry meat and vegetables in less than two minutes. We again put our fingers inside and were shocked when we got second-degree burns where we touched the surface."
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
"Taking inspiration from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, we next attempted to recreate the sled scene." (Why not...here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpCVrzVr97M - Mr. Silver)
9:53 AM Mr. Blue
The hardest thing to believe is that the government came and took it and then gave it back.
9:53 AM Mr. Brown
Unless its the perfect place to keep it; hide it in plain sight.
9:57 AM Mr. Silver
"We sat in the dish in the sun on the beach and we all got sweltering hot...even the people not taking a turn in the dish were sweating like it was summer in Columbia on a beach."
10:00 AM Mr. Blue
We tried to melt it at extreme temperatures...it did not melt. So we put our hand in the smelter and were surprised when our extremities instantly evaporated."
10:02 AM Mr. Silver
"Finally, completely exasperated, we began to hoot and hop around it, flinging feces at it to observe if there were any changes."
10:04 AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
10:18 AM Mr. Silver
Heh...I wrote the “wok” bit before getting to the part in the interview that they'd cooked in it.
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
"Edgar Ortiz also mentioned to me the theory that it could be some kind of remnant from a long lost advanced culture that once existed on Earth."
Um...no it isn't. If such a culture was making things that durable, there's no chance at all that we'd only have one.
10:28 AM Mr. Silver
It would be marvelous for solar power generation. It concentrated evening sun to about 800 degrees F.
10:33 AM Mr. Blue
The government didn't want the thing.
10:33 AM Mr. Silver
A true sign of a coverup...hehe. "If we take it, they'll know..."
10:50 AM Mr. Brown
We still need to try throwing it like a Frisbee.
10:50 AM Mr. Blue
It's 27 lbs.
10:55 AM Mr. Brown
So get a gorilla to throw it.
11:39 AM Mr. Brown
The color pictuer of that disc is very shinny.
11:41 AM Mr. Silver
(Sings) “Shinny hapy peeple!”
It's just an exceptionally well-focused and polished mirror of inexplicable durability.
Alien or not, it's just a mirror. It needs a team in an optics lab to look at it so we can make more of them.
12:27 PM Mr. Brown
Ooo! “Rambo: Last Stand”
2013
12:30 PM Mr. Blue
I want Frank Stallone to be in the next one.
12:31 PM Mr. Silver
I can't even remember the last Stallone movie I've sought out.
12:32 PM Mr. Blue
Holy crap, Sly's 65.
12:32 PM Mr. Silver
“Rambo: Last Time He Can Stand”
12:39 PM Mr. Silver
"Demolition Man" It took me a while to remember...
12:44 PM Mr. Silver
Sandra Bullock sure knew how to work a tight pair of pants in that movie. Mmm.
1:43 PM Mr. Brown
We need a new John Wayne.
1:44 PM Mr. Silver
(Richard Attenborough) "Welcome...to John Wayne Park!"
1:45 PM Mr. Brown
Just that kind of actor and guy.
1:45 PM Mr. Silver
(Paleontologist and kids standing in the trees, looking at the majestic titanic Waynes, feeding in the gloaming. Shouts) "Partner!"
(beasts all look up) "Howwwwwwdy....Piiiilllllllgrim..."
"So beautiful..."
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