8:05 AM Mr. Brown
Mysterious death by train.
8:07 AM Mr. Gray
Interesting.
8:09 AM Mr. Brown
- Give report saying NASA is not doing what they should be.
- Whole family dies by getting hit by train.
8:15 AM Mr. Brown
Wow. Even the crew of Apollo 1 thought they would die, but nobody reassessed the module because we were in too much of a hurry to be first.
8:16 AM Mr. Silver
Pft! “Murder”…right. It'd take a rocket scientist or some sort of engineer with advanced technology to rig a car to stop in front of a...HEY!
8:40 AM Mr. Brown
I’m going to Hulk out.
I swear I’m going to Hulk out right now on this client and tear this damned cube down!
8:45 AM Mr. Pink
So do it already.
8:48 AM Mr. Gray
If he does it someone better get pictures....especially if he turns green.
8:49 AM Mr. Brown
I think this time I’m going red Hulk; burn everything up!
8:54 AM Mr. Silver
Was there a brown Hulk?
8:55 AM Mr. Pink
Yeah. He hit the restroom up here earlier.
8:55 AM Mr. Brown
Oh God! Now she can’t hear!
Auggg!!!
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
"Brown SMASH, figuratively!"
"Don't make me angry ma'am...you wouldn't like my mental imagery when I'm angry!"
9:07 AM Mr. Brown
I'm going to mentally destroy you, ma'am!
Brown mad Brown smash!
9:14 AM Mr. Brown
Now she has to leave. I don't like not getting it fixed.
9:17 AM Mr. Silver
"Brown Hulk HATE failed troubleshoot!"
9:18 AM Mr. Brown
Hulk hate failure!
Hulk smash failure!
9:18 AM Mr. Silver
I'd like to take a call in Hulk-speak
9:19 AM Mr. Brown
“Smash start. Beat Control Panel.”
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
"Hulk help fix Exchange email; Hulk friend in IT. Hulk HATE email not working! Hulk HATE server error and SMASH company firewall!"
9:20 AM Mr. Brown
Hulk happy it work for you. Hulk want co-worker have a good one!
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
"Crush right mouse button!"
9:22 AM Mr. Gray
I'd love to listen to a call like that.
9:22 AM Mr. Brown
Hulk think you puny idiot in Accounts Receivable!
Hulk smash you now!
9:23 AM Mr. Silver
"Hulk hate when technophobe ask for supe! Hulk SMASH receiver down on phone!"
9:24 AM Mr. Brown
"Hulk think you don't deserve workstation! Hulk SMASH PC!"
"Hulk give temp password already! Hulk think you DEAF!"
"Hulk hear you, you not hear Hulk? Hulk YELL NOW!
9:29 AM Mr. Blue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Kaufman What a troll... Andy would have loved the internet.
9:30 AM Mr. Silver
Adored it.
9:37 AM Mr. Blue
Funny guy. I watched “Man on the Moon” Monday.
9:47 AM Mr. Gray
I haven’t seen that in awhile. I liked that movie.
10:11 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe! Never knew he pulled this gag in the Gatsby bit:
"At a certain point, he would ask the audience if they wanted him to keep reading, or play a record. When the audience chose to hear the record, the record he cued up was a recording of him continuing to read ‘The Great Gatsby’ from where he had left off. "
lol
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
Heheh! I liked that too!
They showed that in the movie - perfectly executed!
10:15 AM Mr. Silver
I loved the titanic host's desk too.
I didn't see that mentioned in the article.
10:15 AM Mr. Blue
What was it?
10:16 AM Mr. Silver
He set up a typical talk show set, except instead of a standard host desk and guest chairs, he was seated about 10' higher than the guests.
10:16 AM Mr. Blue
LMAO!
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
So they are always looking up to him! lol
10:24 AM Mr. Brown
A good bit would be to sit on your guest’s lap and interview them.
I don't know if anybody did that one yet.
10:24 AM Mr. Gray
"Welcome to ‘Getting Cozy’!”
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
I believe I saw it done in animation – the sycophantic interviewer getting uncomfortably huggy with his idolized guest.
10:28 AM Mr. Blue
This just sounds like an elaborate ploy to allow Mr. Brown to sit on Patrick Dempsey’s lap.
10:28 AM Mr. Brown
Ha ha
10:28 AM Mr. Silver
"and now my second guest...Chewbacca."
10:28 AM Mr. Blue
"Today’s interview is brought to you by Cialis. I slipped two Cialis into Patrick Dempsey's water in the break room, let's see if he notices!"
"Coming up after the break, can a planet pass through the sun? We'll tell you what you need to know, right after these messages."
10:30 AM Mr. Blue
Ah Mr. Brown…thanks for being a good sport.
10:30 AM Mr. Silver
"Can a planet loaded with Cialis, crushed to baseball size but the density of Mr. Gray shoot through Canis Major?"
10:31 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
10:34 AM Mr. Brown
Ooo! If you made a strong enough particle beam, could you punch a hole through the Sun that will then fill itself back in after you stop the beam? Or will it absorb it?
10:37 AM Mr. Blue
Why don't you focus on more pertinent issues?
10:38 AM Mr. Brown
Because I like to play with the Sun.
10:38 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah...screw the homeless.
10:41 AM Mr. Brown
Well we can help them by using them to work on making the particle beam.
Two birds, one stone.
10:43 AM Mr. Brown
We can use liquor as fuel.
10:43 AM Mr. Blue
Great idea. There are a lot of homeless with Master’s degrees in engineering and physics.
12:15 PM Mr. Brown
12:17 PM Mr. Gray
You'd think he would have been smart enough to leave if he had a 13yr old girl stashed in his basement....but then I guess if he was smart he wouldn’t have been banging a 13yr old. LOL
Sounds like a nice collection of idiots there.
"Sir...why did you feel you needed to defend yourself against a mouse by using a handgun?"
12:19 PM Mr. Blue
It sounds like a great place to live.
12:21 PM Mr. Silver
"Alcohol was involved in the incident"
I never would have guessed that.
12:22 PM Mr. Gray
Shocking.
12:23 PM Mr. Brown
A little bit of overkill on the weapon of choice. Truthfully, if I saw a mouse while drinking I would reach for a fork, spoon, or knife and throw that at it. Or get a box to try to catch it.
12:31 PM Mr. Silver
"And so I got some cheese, some hairspray and a box of matches, your honor. Well, at that point, things got interesting..."
12:33 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
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