8:09 AM Mr. Silver
(Nook user) "I just don't get it. There's no period to put in the email. You know, there's dashes."
(me, singing in my head) "and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen..."
(her) "and commas"
(me) "and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..."
(her) "and semicolons and stuff but I can't find a period on this thing."
(You have no idea how happy I, as a trickster, was when she said 'commas' at the right moment - Mr. Silver)
11:27 AM Mr. Gray
MOSCOW (AP) — A Russian spacecraft bound for a moon of Mars and stuck in Earth's orbit will come crashing back next month
The agency said the unmanned Phobos-Ground spacecraft will plummet to Earth between Jan. 6 and Jan. 19, and the rough area of where the fragments could fall could only be calculated a few days ahead of its plunge.
As of now, it said only that the probe's fragments could rain down anywhere along a broad swath between 51.4 degrees north to 51.4 degrees south, which would include most of land surface.
51.4 degrees north is friggin Indiana.
11:27 AM Mr. Gray
So basically, without saying it, they indicated it COULD hit over the Midwest.
11:29 AM Mr. Silver
Or South America...
Between 51.4 degrees North and South = "Basically anywhere".
11:30 AM Mr. Gray
Pretty much.
As long as its not my new house! LOL
"Hey nice place...glad you got all moved in...hey, whats that in the sky?! AHHHHH!!!''
11:31 AM Mr. Green
LOL
11:40 AM Mr. Silver
"The insurance covered the impact but not the toxic spill."
"I want a reassessment!!!"
"Ok...the toxic spill was covered but not the impact."
11:40 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
“Your dog is slightly...altered. That Cobalt 57 can be a real game changer.”
11:41 AM Mr. Gray
I'd walk out back to find a 900lb mutant puppy gnawing on a car.
11:57 AM Mr. Silver
"Feeding isn't too much of a problem if you don't worry about the missing neighbors...I didn't know any of them anyway. The problem is when he comes home to take a crap."
11:57 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
OMG talk about an issue with cleaning up after your dog; I'd need a bulldozer!
11:57 AM Mr. Silver
"Thank God he's house trained."
11:57 AM Mr. Gray
"Doesn’t go in or ON the house"
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
9:02 AM Mr. Blue
Now I want my teeth capped in unscratchable gold.
9:05 AM Mr. Silver
"Gold car panels are finally practical!"
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