Monday, December 5, 2011

Day 129 - Maybe If Oddjob Was Written As A Mexican, Enjoy A McMontezuma's McRevenge, A True Gentleman Requires No Anesthetics, The New Feel-Up Bra Lifts & Separates & Twiddles Just A Little At The Nips, Pop Goes The Rifle

9:08 AM Mr. Brown
I wonder if anybody ever made a film “Attack of the Killer Sombreros”
9:12 AM Mr. Blue
Yes.
I have.
It got mixed reviews. Migrant Worker Monthly gave it 2 thumbs up.
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
"Lacked the realism of an actual sombrero attack." -- The Chihuahua Times



11:21 AM Mr. Brown
In the news today, microbs take over the world!
11:21 AM Mr. Silver
Pft...they rule it now and always did.
11:24 AM Mr. Blue
McRibs or microbes?
11:32 AM Mr. Silver
"It all goes back to the McProkaryotes and the McEukaryotes."



1:49 PM Mr. Brown
1:58 PM Mr. Silver
He's taking it calmly.
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
"My assistant, Thomas, here will demonstrate a gentleman's comportment as an amputation occurs.  Please encourage your patients to study this guide before proceeding.  Cigars are optional.  Ladies should be offered a silken blindfold and tea." 



2:30 PM Mr. Brown
For when you want somebody to cup your boobs all day http://imgur.com/gallery/IDLPN
2:30 PM Ms. Amethyst
LOL
2:30 PM Mr. Brown
For the lonely woman.
2:31 PM Mr. Silver
Or just for if you like that “feel”.
2:33 PM Ms. Amethyst
I guess. I wouldn't know.
2:33 PM Mr. Brown
You have not had that feeling? LOL
2:37 PM Mr. Silver
Ms. Amethyst wouldn't know because she only gets down while she and Mr. Amethyst are wearing heavy parkas and mittens.
2:37 PM Ms. Amethyst
LOL



3:09 PM Mr. Silver
I want a .357 air rifle.  F- BB guns!
3:10 PM Ms. Red
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
(somebody had to say it )
3:10 PM Mr. Silver
Eye out...head off...
Some of the air rifle stuff I was looking at is pretty impressive.
3:19 PM Mr. Silver
I knew there had been military issue air rifles, but not back to the 1700s
3:35 PM Mr. Brown
Pneumatic in the 1700s?  Looks good too!

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