Friday, October 28, 2011

Day 110 - If You Were A Woman Trapped On A Desert Island Which Of Us Would You Take?, And Even Extremist Republicans Don't Like Republicans

7:14 AM Mr. Brown
What would you choose?
7:21 AM Mr. Silver
This island thing is rather a puzzle.
An 8 year reduction is tempting in C, but the rest of the stuff I find useless.
7:22 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. I would probably rely on my skills to fashion weapons and take B.
7:23 AM Mr. Silver
Having a freezer would be a huge advantage.
Also the gun will be a "telescope" in 2 years or so.
7:24 AM Mr. Brown
The knives would have to be attached to a stick to be worth anything, other than making more pointy sticks. You can always find sharp enough rocks.
7:24 AM Mr. Silver
The plain girl's lesbian disinterest in A will last about 3 months, plus she's skilled.
And you come out with $5 million each.
7:27 AM Mr. Silver
The 300 rounds of ammunition would go towards the vicious wild animals instead of food, so there would not be much of an issue with them.
7:27 AM Mr. Brown
And you can not rely on the dogs not turning on you.
7:35 AM Mr. Silver
I gotta go with A
10:16 AM Mr. Silver
So...today's game was:
What would you choose?
10:20 AM Mr. Blue
B
10:21 AM Mr. Silver
Took me a while to decide, but I took A
10:23 AM Mr. Blue
That's fine too. Definitely not C.
I can't put my penis into a rottweiler or an acoustic guitar.
10:23 AM Mr. Silver
Well...you could...
10:23 AM Mr. Brown
I choose B also.
10:24 AM Mr. Blue
And with A, I assume the lesbians will appease their own needs and leave me stranded.
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe!
10:24 AM Mr. Brown
Until the one dies...
10:24 AM Mr. Blue
And if one of them is plain now, imagine how fugly she'll be after a year or two on a deserted island.
10:25 AM Mr. Silver
I know I wouldn't care after not too long if it's my only sentient companion.
7:38 AM Mr. Green
C... and I wouldn’t bother with the rescue after 20 years... lol!
7:39 AM Mr. Silver
Well...12. I went with A
3 peeps to set up, 2 to live, one skilled. $5 mill each. 300 rounds to take care of the predators in a few months and a bar.
Plain lesbian or not, she'd get "lonely" in a couple months.
7:41 AM Mr. Green
Yeah, that was my second choice.
7:44 AM Mr. Green
At this point, I think I rather have the dogs than women for company...
7:46 AM Mr. Silver
Oddly enough, if you considered eating the dogs right away, you'd have "food" rations for 10 years.
Like Alpo much?
7:47 AM Mr. Green
I get hungry enough, I'll eat anything.
7:47 AM Mr. Silver
Well, with 3 tons of pot handy, you'll probably get the munchies for some kibble.
7:48 AM Mr. Green
I figure the dogs will be more useful hunting/flushing out game than if you ate them, and a loyal rottweiler will fight anything for you...bear, panther...it might not win, but it would have your back. Unlike a woman.
7:50 AM Mr. Silver
A loyal hunting rifle only eats a bullet at a time, on the other hand.
7:50 AM Mr. Green
If you're any good with it...
7:51 AM Mr. Silver
I said to Mr. Brown that it'll be a 'telescope' in a year or two, but the beasts will be a non-issue.
7:52 AM Mr. Green
I think I'd prefer the knives and make spears... A more personal kind of kill... you'd feel like you earned the right to live every day that way. Survival of the fittest kind of thing, instead survival by firepower. Besides, your bullets would get wet the first rainy season... kind of screwed then. The knife never runs out of ammo.
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
Oh I could pack up ammo.  And I shoot fairly well.
Funny thing is, according to the terms of the game, you live regardless of whatever you pick.
Which is a big reason I picked the money as an ace.
7:57 AM Mr. Green
Well, it doesn’t say you live, just you'll be rescued in 20 years. I still think you have to survive that long.
7:57 AM Mr. Silver
Fun exercise
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
Morning Mr. Gray.
8:44 AM Mr. Silver
Here...this AM's game: (Link)
what would you choose?
8:51 AM Mr. Gray
Wow...that's a tough choice. I'm down to B or C. LOL
8:54 AM Mr. Silver
Heh
Took me a while to pick. I went with A.
8:58 AM Mr. Gray
I'm torn between B and C! LOL! I cant decide!!
9:42 AM Mr. Silver
Today's game, Mr. Yellow. (Link)
9:46 AM Mr. Yellow
Ok. Group 1, B. Group 2, A. Group 3, C. Group 4, B
9:47 AM Mr. Gray
*confused*
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
Yeah...it says pick one group.
A B or C, sir
9:47 AM Mr. Yellow
Oh. Then C
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Gray still hasn't picked.
9:49 AM Mr. Yellow
Hot chick is the selling point of B, but she would eventually get annoying. And I do not need a freezer if there is a lot of game on the island. I can dry and smoke the meat.
I would strap the knife to a pole to have a spear.
9:50 AM Mr. Yellow
And I would eat meat, pet the dogs while strumming the guitar, and smoke weed for 12 years.
9:51 AM Mr. Gray
I told you....I'm torn between B and C
B...you have the hot chick, which is definitely a selling point, but even solar powered the MP3 player could die, and who is gonna fix it?
Plus I'm too old to wait 20 years and not have some fun...so that makes it tough.
C has more positive points...it just lacks the "getting laid" factor LOL!
9:52 AM Mr. Yellow
You have two hands.
And seriously, the chick would get annoying. She is hot, so I doubt she can do any useful but have sex. So you'd have to do everything.
9:52 AM Mr. Gray
The dogs wouldn’t live more than 10 years...and both are male, so no more pups.
9:52 AM Mr. Yellow
Well they could make it 12.
9:52 AM Mr. Gray
Possibly.
9:53 AM Mr. Yellow
You stretch the dog food out with meat.
9:53 AM Mr. Gray
C does have those points.
But we're still talking 12 years... Man. that would be rough LOL
9:53 AM Mr. Yellow
Nothing is more useful on an island then a K Bar for building shelter.
9:53 AM Mr. Gray
Truthfully, the more I think about it...other than the chick, B kinda sucks.
9:54 AM Mr. Yellow
Yes.
I would go C, hands down.
9:54 AM Mr. Gray
A is more appealing...other than the lesbian with the crappy personality. I'd likely shoot her. LOL
Yeah...gonna have to say C.
9:54 AM Mr. Silver
In the end, I was all about A
9:54 AM Mr. Gray
A does have a lot of good points......
The cash when you get out would be nice.
9:55 AM Mr. Yellow
And yes, they are lesbians, so you are not going to do more than watch and after 3 years you will have to deal with the plain one with the shitty attitude.
9:57 AM Mr. Green
I went with C. I'd rather be woman-free...
9:59 AM Mr. Green
Women are always more of a hindrance to actual survival than a help.
9:59 AM Mr. Yellow
If I was 20 I might choose A.
10:00 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
10:00 AM Mr. Silver
Well, survival hindrance was why I left out the babe in B.
10:03 AM Mr. Silver
In A you have a gun for the vicious beasts, 3 pairs of hands to set up and do stuff, and the surviving lesbian is good at contributing food.
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
Regardless of looks or personality, in 20 years you'll want someone to talk to and natural loneliness is going to render any sexual orientation issue pretty pointless, especially with 15 years of hooch handy...
And finally, you earn $5 million each.
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
20 years of adventure in a relative paradise, and you retire rich.
10:27 AM Mr. Yellow
Who says the other lesbian will still be alive after 20 years?
10:28 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe...then you retire with $10 million.



11:46 AM Mr. Silver
Perry strikes with a brilliant new tax plan! (for rich people)”
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
The analysis by the CNN guest was great: "Well, since choosing flat also cancels all your gains taxes and such, everyone with money will, of course, choose the 20%.  They'll all be paying a lot less tax all of sudden and the country will have even less income, and even more services will go away.  So this will appeal only to the far right and all the left will object strongly."  
12:03 PM Mr. Apple
That idea is a joke! lol
12:29 PM Mr. Blue
I liked this comment:
I don't even pretend to fully understand this, but if it is coming from Rick Perry....I know its a bad idea.”
Sums up my opinion.
12:31 PM Mr. Silver
Well, there's not actually anything wrong with verified accurate prejudice.
1:02 PM Mr. Silver
LOL!
Not quite the level of Genghis Khan pleading with people to get along, but still funny.
1:03 PM Mr. Gray
Robertson? Oh this should be good...
LOL
Yeah, when your extreme individuals think the party is too extreme...that is a bad sign LOL!
He is kind of right though - the Tea Party are a small minority in the Republican party, yet the candidates keep playing to them and their extreme views...and are losing the more flexible members of the party who say "What the F?!"
It's no wonder they won't win.
"I agree with you!! Oh wait....you couple guys over here don’t think that’s good? Ok then I agree with YOU!! Oh wait, now the blacks are all ticked? Umm...Ok I agree with YOU!! Damn now the women are all mad? Ok Ok...I agree with YOU!!"
And they wonder why people say they flip flop.

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