Mr. Brown
8:19 AM Mr. Silver
The best excuse for an assault hearing ever!
8:20 AM Mr. Brown
“I would like to sue my hand for excessive masturbation, cause I did not want to. It raped me.”
lol
8:21 AM Ms. Amethyst
Wow! TMI, Mr. Brown
8:22 AM Mr. Brown
Nowadays I could see a case like that happening to somebody with alien hand syndrome.
8:25 AM Ms. Amethyst
Yup
8:36 AM Mr. Silver
"May I approach the bench? Thank you. Your honor, I'd like to request this whole hearing be canceled. You see, I have Alien Hand Syndrome and have no control over the viol- (SOCK!)-ent...sorry your honor...see what I mean?"
8:41 AM Ms. Amethyst
lol
12:16 PM Mr. Brown
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
#17 is my fave
#37...woo! Big girl!
12:28 PM Mr. Brown
Wouldn't surprise me if there are 500 pound snapping turtles out there.
12:29 PM Mr. Silver
"We'd like you to put on this diving suit and wiggle around to attract it."
"It'll eat me!"
"Nah...turtles don't like the taste of oiled canvas."
"Oh, okay... Wait! He'd still have to bite once!"
"Caught me...(cocks revolver)...into the suit please."
12:37 PM Mr. Blue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:GreatBlueHeroneatingturtle08.jpg I found “Oscar”... seen here being held by the world's largest bird ever, “Misty”, with a wingspan of roughly a quarter of a mile long.
Mr. Brown
I wonder. If you put a chimp with a gorilla, if they mated would they have a hybrid?
They are close in DNA.
12:43 PM Mr. Blue
Are you attempting to invoke rule 34?
12:44 PM Mr. Silver
"Chimparillas" are the new "Liger"
Mr. Brown
“The Ghandi Monster” is the story I read
Sitting just barely outside my window, levitating, was the most horrifying
image I will ever see in my life. A creature. About 2 feet tall ..but
sitting Indian style. His skin was snowy white and you could see the
outlines of his bones because he was THAT skinny. He wore some sort of white
cloth draped sideways on his body. (This is why I later named him the Ghandi
Monster. My young mind thought his skinny body and his white cloth looked
like the real Ghandi's did.) This *creature's* head was too big for his
body. But he was completely bald. His two horrible, big, dark eyes were
piercing my soul as he stared at me. He opened his mouth and grinned a grin
at me that haunted my dreams for years. His mouth was full of long, snarly,
razor sharp looking teeth. Dripping with blood. I don't know how a mouth
could fit so many nasty teeth into it. But it did. I watched as the blood
dripped from his teeth and slid down his chin and onto his white cloth
"diaper" shorts. He raised his hands and reached for me. The fingernails
were at least 4 inches long, gnarled looking and sharpened to points. Also
dripping with blood.
image I will ever see in my life. A creature. About 2 feet tall ..but
sitting Indian style. His skin was snowy white and you could see the
outlines of his bones because he was THAT skinny. He wore some sort of white
cloth draped sideways on his body. (This is why I later named him the Ghandi
Monster. My young mind thought his skinny body and his white cloth looked
like the real Ghandi's did.) This *creature's* head was too big for his
body. But he was completely bald. His two horrible, big, dark eyes were
piercing my soul as he stared at me. He opened his mouth and grinned a grin
at me that haunted my dreams for years. His mouth was full of long, snarly,
razor sharp looking teeth. Dripping with blood. I don't know how a mouth
could fit so many nasty teeth into it. But it did. I watched as the blood
dripped from his teeth and slid down his chin and onto his white cloth
"diaper" shorts. He raised his hands and reached for me. The fingernails
were at least 4 inches long, gnarled looking and sharpened to points. Also
dripping with blood.
Got an idea on the creature described there, Mr Silver?
2:33 PM Mr. Blue
Sounds made-up.
He's adding points that make the description biased.
"eyes piercing my soul" is highly subjective and not even worth repeating if describing a real encounter.
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
Well...if he didn't have a better way of expressing it than "creeped me out."
2:35 PM Mr. Blue
again, no point in adding that
2:36 PM Mr. Silver
Well it's certainly not written as an official police statement or collection of evidence.
2:37 PM Mr. Silver
Whether it was experienced for real or not, he's got a sense of drama.
Is this supposed to be fact, or just a ghost story?
2:37 PM Mr. Brown
Supposed to be a true ghost story, but there are a lot on this site so I know a lot of them are made up.
2:39 PM Mr. Silver
(Skimming)
Here's the deal...of all the bizarre paranormal stuff I've seen, it's all either:
Indistinct if wide awake
Indistinct if wide awake with flashes of detail in "mind's eye"
The creepy crawlies with flashes of detail in “mind's eye”
The creepy crawlies with no detail
Or was specifically in a state of altered consciousness and never occurred in the real world at all...the contents of which can be anything from images all the way up to fully realized environments.
And then I hear a tale like this.
And I think "drama" or "if it was real it was either a dream or a spontaneous trip into the SSC."
2:57 PM Mr. Silver
This one has all the clear elements and symptoms of "dreamed it".
2:58 PM Mr. Blue
Dreamed it, and then added to it as the years went by.
2:58 PM Mr. Silver
Yeah
"The Ghandi Monster was a story we didn't tell often...not after people started cutting me off and telling me 'Yes, we remember that one' anyway."
"Up til then I told it until I'd added about 5 more minutes of details."
3:01 PM Mr. Brown
I’ve had one scary dream in my life that scared the bejesus out of me.
3:01 PM Mr. Blue
Pussy
I mean, uhh, what happened?
3:02 PM Mr. Brown
It was like an alien abduction dream.
Very real feeling.
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
I've had a lot of scary ones. Those tend to be my favorites when I wake up though
"Crap! it's over!"
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