Mr. Gray
So yeah....D&D.....yeah
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
Woo!
I'm thinking of slicin' you guys up
9:28 AM Mr. Gray
Good luck with that
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
"Anyway, as you're tipping your head back to drink your last Cure Light potion, you see the ceiling of knives plummeting towards the party at high speed."
9:31 AM Mr. Gray
"I dive under Drater"
9:32 AM Mr. Silver
"You make the dive and slide further than expected on the green slippery ooze seeping up out of the floor."
9:33 AM Mr. Gray
"Thank god that was because of my grease spell...as I slide safely out the door!!"
Mr. Green...he's screwed apparently
9:35 AM Mr. Green
As usual... LOL
9:57 AM Mr. Silver
"As you are sliding through the door, you recall you didn't check this one earlier because of the scything blade trap Drater wasn't able to disarm."
9:58 AM Mr. Yellow
Good Morning everyone
9:58 AM Mr. Green
Good morning
9:58 AM Mr. Silver
Not for Mr Gray's character
9:59 AM Mr. Gray
Damn you and your scything trap. Luckily I drink a potion of gaseous form as I slide through the door
10:03 AM Mr. Yellow
OMG Mr. Gray, you are alive!
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
"In the darkness beyond the blade, your gaseous form continues to slide towards the enormous nostrils of a sleeping great wyrm red dragon, just beginning to inhale in a deep snore, it's nostrils emitting a red-hot emberous glow."
10:12 AM Mr. Yellow
Sweet. Maybe you will come out the other end.
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
...Maybe...
10:16 AM Mr. Gray
*ponders a quick escape*
10:18 AM Mr. Gray
LOL dammit...potions last until the end. I cant cancel it. You got me, ya bastage! LOL
10:19 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Green knew better than to fight...his room was an illusion.
Good job Mr. Green.
10:20 AM Mr. Green
Tanx
Real mages have no fear
10:02 AM Mr. Silver
"Geeze...stop acting like a 50-year-old." http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/08/15/texas-man-bites-woman-confesses-to-being-500-year-old-vampire-after-arrest/
10:04 AM Mr. Blue
When do movie vampires find the time to get those 6-pack abs?
10:07 AM Ms. Rosebud
I’m sure being immortal leaves you with a fair amount of time to kill
10:11 AM Mr. Blue
Maybe they have ab-rollers in their coffins
10:14 AM Mr. Brown
To me a vampire would be similar to a zombie, being undead and all. Not sure why they look so nice, unless the blood they get is really that good.
10:23 AM Ms. Brown
Or the essence restores them.
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
Depending on your traditions they have regenerative and shapeshifting abilities
But tend to fall apart when slain.
They also degrade if they don't eat, though they can't starve.
10:40 AM Mr. Silver
Looking nice seems to be an illusion
10:40 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
Because the zombies don't have the regeneration ability, they just start rotting.
10:41 AM Mr. Silver
Dracula changed appearance through the book
“Zombies” depend on the zombie, but yeah
The mindless plantation worker type don't seem to go bad
10:52 AM Mr. Silver
Just don't give them salt.
The "hungry" ones? Mixed bag.
10:55 AM Mr. Blue
Salt?
10:56 AM Mr. Silver
Salt.
10:56 AM Mr. Blue
For vampires?
10:56 AM Mr. Brown
Are the zombies like slugs you cannot feed them salt?
10:58 AM Mr. Silver
Anise seed for vampires.
But no, if you give the original voodoo-type zombie salt, they remember who they are and try to escape back to their graves and bury themselves.
11:02 AM Ms. Rosebud
I hate when my zombies escape.
11:03 AM Mr. Silver
The vampire traditions often include an obsession with counting (thus the Sesame Street character is inadvertently correct.)
Pile up anise seeds around your house and the vampire will often spend all night counting them.
(I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em on.)
11:15 AM Mr. Brown
Oh yeah, I remember that from a movie.
The counting thing; except this vampire was like the vampire Rain Man.
11:15 AM Mr. Blue
lol
11:15 AM Mr. Brown
He just looked at them and knew the number, so that did not slow him down.
11:17 AM Ms. Rosebud
I’ve heard of that all before. When I was in school I did some massive research project on vampire legends.
I was SO cool.
11:18 AM Mr. Blue
More like so ghoul.
11:18 AM Ms. Rosebud
Ha!
11:20 AM Mr. Silver
Ghouls...nice topic.
They used to be much more impressive.
Vampiric, flesh eaters, spell casters, shape shifters
Now they're just hungry dead people
11:24 AM Mr. Blue
I can't get into vampires.
“Let the Right One In” is the only exception.
11:26 AM Ms. Rosebud
Depends on what it is. Some stuff is cool, others not so much...
11:28 AM Mr. Brown
How does anybody afford this? http://imgur.com/gallery/WY8hX
11:35 AM Ms. Rosebud
I wish I had that much money to throw around.
11:45 AM Mr. Blue
You do, from bingo
11:46 AM Ms. Rosebud
Haha I didn't win THAT big
11:47 AM Mr. Blue
I remember I won at bingo when I was 11 or 12, and it was great seeing the look on everyone's faces.
I won like $180 which lasted me until I was about 15.
12:46 PM Mr. Blue
Nice headline
"Teen run over by bobcat"
Who gave the bobcat the keys in the first place?
12:47 PM Mr. Silver
"Mildly surprised and delighted by feline antics"
12:50 PM Ms. Rosebud
Bobcats don't need keys. They don't live by the rules of our society.
12:53 PM Mr. Brown
“Teen mildly confused by house cat - still thinks was a bobcat”
12:53 PM Mr. Blue
"Now that I’m driving, those deer don't stand a chance!"
12:58 PM Mr. Brown
1:00 PM Mr. Blue
Why did they ever stop making chocolate toaster strudels?
1:01 PM Mr. Silver
Too many volcanic fires?
1:15 PM Mr. Silver
I believe that picture might be why though. Unless you are a food artist, they aren't very appealing. And THEN you EAT one...
1:15 PM Mr. Blue
They have GRAPE but not chocolate.
1:16 PM Mr. Silver
They were a nice upgrade from a Pop Tart in a system shock sort of way, but soon afterwards they were just another un-filling breakfast...thing...
1:38 PM Mr. Brown
Bass solo: E EEE EEEE E EEEEE EE EEEEE EEE EEE
1:40 PM Mr. Blue
What song has a bass solo?
Besides Primus stuff?
1:42 PM Mr. Brown
I think there are others
1:46 PM Mr. Apple
1:57 PM Mr. Blue
Speaking of odd song constructions, "Love In An Elevator" is nothing but a chorus repeated over and over.
1:59 PM Mr. Silver
Eidie Brickell and the New Bohemians' “What I Am” is just 5 choruses repeated.
1:59 PM Ms. Rosebud
Yeah, but "Love In An Elevator" is 5 sweet lines over and over.
2:00 PM Mr. Silver
It has more lyrics
2:00 PM Ms. Rosebud
I know, I like that song, haha!
2:00 PM Mr. Silver
I always fit "I'm Popeye the sailor man" into "What I Am" at some point.
2:17 PM Mr. Blue
There's a song by W.A.S.P. called “F*** Like a Beast”
2:20 PM Mr. Silver
(sings) "Yeah! I fasteriskasteriskesterisk like a BEAST!!!"
2:20 PM Ms. Rosebud
Hahahahahha
2:49 PM Mr. Brown
Ha ha ha ha !!!!!! http://imgur.com/gallery/90pP4
2:51 PM Ms. Rosebud
Hahahahha
2:52 PM Mr. Brown
I wonder how many kids had that.
lol
2:52 PM Mr. Silver
“I've heard that advice on good authority, yes...”
3:23 PM Mr. Blue
I got a “Krang” hoody.
I can't wait for it to get cooler out so I can wear it.
(Note that I was going to reply “For the hoody to get cooler?” but was sadly distracted at that moment. But throught the miracle of editing sessions... – Mr. Silver)
3:28 PM Mr. Blue
Obviously I will look way cooler than that idiot.
3:30 PM Ms. Rosebud
Yeah... WAY cooler....
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
...Yeah...
The image on your "man parts area" will protect you from dating too.
"Why you screamin' baby? Hey! Why you runnin'?"
3:32 PM Ms. Rosebud
HAHAHAHA
3:37 PM Mr. Blue
"This picture is anatomically correct."
3:37 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
3:38 PM Ms. Rosebud
.....
3:38 PM Mr. Blue
There's vagina dentata, there must be penis dentata.
3:39 PM Ms. Rosebud
That's a mental image I could have lived without.
3:39 PM Mr. Blue
Well it's in there now, so enjoy it.
3:39 PM Ms. Rosebud
Thanks for that.
3:39 PM Mr. Silver
That hoody gives new meaning to "growing a pair" too.
Mr. Silver
(girl) "Not a pair of THOSE! Look, normally I'd be intrigued, but what's with the eyes and teeth???"
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