Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Day 62 - Injust Desserts, Challenging Typos, Some Lyrical Fluff, It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Labor Day, And B-Movies & B-Books

Mr. Yellow

So any reward for the safe return of the pooch?
8:31 AM Mr. Gray
They offered...I refused
Worst kicker....they commented that they had been thinking about finding a new home for him
8:31 AM Mr. Silver
"Please, take the case of pudding.  We insist."
8:31 AM Mr. Gray
But they took my name and info and will call me if they do decide to
8:31 AM Mr. Silver
Interesting
8:37 AM Mr. Yellow
Pudding in a can?
I would take a case of vanilla pudding in cans
    (Side note...Mr. Gray wouldn't say it but I will:  They also apparently started the conversation with an attempt to accuse Ms. Robin and him of trying to steal the dog.  Ungrateful bastards.  F their reward. -- Mr. Silver)



Mr. Yellow
copmuter poped up messages that I needed to restart for the updates
9:11 AM Mr. Silver
Wow
(Attempts to riff...overload)
"Law enforcement getting on your case getting you down?  Try new 'Copmuter' from Ronco.  Illegal in all 50 states and all US territories."
(Shakes off #1 and attempts #2)
Poped up messages: "Say 3 Hail Marys, genuflect, make the sign of the cross and hit 'restart'."
9:21 AM Mr. Silver
(That’s all)



Mr. Brown
8:11 AM Mr. Silver
Saw that one...weird orbit
Wait.  How the heck did it end up under "health"?
8:18 AM Mr. Brown
Probably a health hazard for Earth
lol



8:33 AM Mr. Silver
(Sings) "It's my destiny to be the King of Spain."
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
(Sings) "Nothing's gonna stop us now!  And if this world runs out of lovers, we'll still have each other...though logically we'll not love each other...okay maybe that would stop us then!"
9:07 AM Mr. Blue
Isn’t this song from “Mannequin”?
9:07 AM Mr. Silver
Believe so
9:07 AM Mr. Brown
Yes it is
Now it’s stuck in my head



Mr. Blue
What day is Labor Day?
9:38 AM Mr. Apple
Monday
9:49 AM Mr. Silver
The day everyone celebrates the common worker!  It's a holiday that was maneuvered by the 24/7 mentality to a status where nearly everyone works on it.
10:01 AM Mr. Silver
Which reminds me; I still haven't put up my decorations or sent out cards.
Think the Hallmark still has anything good left?
10:02 AM Mr. Mauve
Labor Day decorations... you must be joking...
10:02 AM Mr. Silver
(blinks) You a Jehovah’s Witness or something?
10:04 AM Mr. Blue
I always decorate for Labor Day
10:04 AM Mr. Mauve
Yes... praise Jehovah!
10:04 AM Mr. Blue
I hang hammers over the fireplace and stack logs in the shape of a Christmas tree
10:06 AM Mr. Silver
Get out the bib overalls and the steel toed boots for the flagpole
I need a new hat...my old hardhat looks bad.
10:09 AM Mr. Silver
I need to get a picture of Silver Junior on Good John Workman's lap at the mall.
I think he's big enough to hold the pickaxe this year



Mr. Mauve
I kinda like the raunchiness of classic b-movie horror... nowadays, the only thing b-movie horror is usually good for is nudity
It’s sad
10:47 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah
The effects were always cool.. it's neat to think about how they did certain things without the help of computers
I like good puppetry and a bucket of fake blood over CGI
10:47 AM Mr. Mauve
Yeah, it always looked so fake that it grossed me out
10:48 AM Mr. Blue
In “City of the Living Dead”, there are some awesome gore scenes
They’re obviously fake but its impressive none-the-less
10:53 AM Mr. Mauve
Did you see that director's latest movie plot... sounds like this guy had some repressed sexuality or something...
10:56 AM Mr. Blue
That is strange
10:56 AM Mr. Mauve
Extremely
11:00 AM Mr. Silver
"This film idea is still pretty dull...pass the shrooms"



2:53 PM Mr. Brown
3:02 PM Mr. Blue
Hah
From the publishers who brought you "He's My Boss: Having a Chinaman for a Boss."
3:06 PM Mr. Silver
"He's my Dog: Having A Son Who's a Furry"
3:06 PM Mr. Blue
And "The Office Guide to Playful Petting."
Mr. Brown
3:22 PM Mr. Blue
Saw this joke somewhere...
"Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. But only one color. (White)"

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