Day 50 - I Need More GOOD School Dreams, Harry Potter Needs 10 More Pages, Mr. Brown Needs $5 To Attain Godhood At The Ren Faire, The Gods Need Strippers, And Our Interesting Tastes In Men, Women, and Women Who Like Women

8:58 AM Mr. Silver

I ended the weekend feeling relaxed, and woke up this morning on a high from what is usually a "bad" dream. Wrote it up so I wouldn't forget it

It started out as the old "you're still in school" chestnut

But it was odd because I was so relaxed

It was a rare “beginning of the year” one.

But I knew where my locker was, and the combination.

Knew where my class was and how to get there and in plenty of time

Had no worries about the teacher or subjects.

The teacher passed out our last test from the previous year for review, and I'd done well and he'd written down good comments

Then he passed around a new test, and I looked at it and had no issues with the subject matter.

And I declared "I'm done. I actually graduated years ago and have just been coming back here, year after year, for "the fun"."

I stood up, grinning, and walked out with everyone looking on, confused. Out through the halls, same confusion, and out into the sunlight on the front steps.

I was smiling and thinking “I might write a book about all of this."

(The end)

I'm wondering if I'll ever have another school dream.

If I do I'll be able to get out easily...I never could before.

8:59 AM Mr. Brown

Mine always include Katzenjammer now

Like Katzenjammer is the school

But I’m always too old for school

But still there

9:04 AM Mr. Silver

Work dreams are usually easy now unless I'm totally exhausted. I spot them pretty quickly and tell whoever I'm working with to sod off and it kills the "story"

1:30 PM Mr. Yellow

So I downloaded a decent copy of Harry Potter movie 8 and watched it Friday night

2:34 PM Mr. Silver

Good then?

2:43 PM Mr. Yellow

It was good.

They did not expand on the ending. I was hoping it would cover what the book failed to, but no. I still have no idea what any of the main characters do for a living.

2:54 PM Mr. Silver

I'm sure you can find some kinky fan-fic for the post-novel stuff

3:06 PM Mr. Yellow

Minister of Magic position was open, as well as a ton of other ministry positions. Harry has some good friends in the aurors office so could be one of those. We know Harry is not teaching at Hogwarts.

And what happened to his Muggle family?

3:10 PM Mr. Silver

The Dursleys?  They were in a safe house. I'm betting they wiped them

3:14 PM Mr. Yellow

I am betting they lived and returned to their humble home at Kings Cross

I doubt they were wiped

And I would bet Hermione would get her parent's home and return their memories

But tell us! It would take, what, 10 pages more pages or so?

WTF?

3:17 PM Mr. Silver

Yeah. We missed the “train crashes into the station as they're leaving and everyone dies” scene

3:17 PM Mr. Yellow

That too

lol

8:04 AM Mr. Brown

Medieval fair was fun

Lots of cool things my wife would not let me buy

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

I saw a lot of pushed up and out boobs

It was awesome

8:09 AM Mr. Red

lol

8:10 AM Mr. Brown

There were a few people dressed up in outfits that had nothing to do with the medieval theme

8:10 AM Mr. Blue

Like what?

8:11 AM Mr. Brown

This one lady looked like a crazy Alice in Wonderland and she was black, with blond and brown pigtails.

There was also a very annoying satyr riding around on his rascal

8:12 AM Mr. Blue

A satyr on a rascal?

8:13 AM Mr. Silver

Those satyrs are kinky

8:14 AM Mr. Brown

I wanted to buy a kilt but was not allowed to look

8:15 AM Mr. Red

Was she afraid you may look better in a skirt than her?

8:15 AM Mr. Brown

I would have worn it to work. Nothing wrong with a good kilt

8:16 AM Mr. Red

*shudders*

8:16 AM Mr. Silver

If I owned one, I’d be in it now

8:16 AM Mr. Red

Tell your wife I said thanks for not letting you get one

8:16 AM Mr. Silver

heh

9:17 AM Mr. Brown

I would have bought a Thor's hammer necklace at the fair but it was 20 dollars

9:18 AM Mr. Blue

Thor drives a hard bargain

What exactly is your price range on a Thor’s hammer necklace?

9:19 AM Mr. Brown

More in the 10 to 15 dollar range

9:20 AM Mr. Silver

Thor - "God-like power can be yours, Mr. Brown!"

Brown - "How much?"

Thor - "What???"

Brown - "How much for the God-like thing-a-ma-jigger."

Thor - "You want to haggle price on near omnipotence!?"

Brown - "Yeah."

Thor - "Uh...gotta sawbuck?"

Brown – "Mmmm... Nah, too steep."

8:22 AM Mr. Silver

So...Taiwan has strippers for the dead.

I was reading it “for the article”, of course...

8:24 AM Mr. Silver

Actually I read it for the anthropology

There were some embedded videos but I only clicked on one and skipped around. Mostly strutting about and singing

8:25 AM Mr. Blue

Was the headline "That's Not Rigor Mortis!"?

8:25 AM Mr. Silver

heh

The reasons given were mixed, but it's a tradition to put on a show at funerals

The shows are for the lesser gods – important dead people- they still have their earthly desires

So you put on a burlesque show to gain approval for the deceased, or alternately to keep the gods and other deceased from hassling the noob as he tries to cross over

9:34 AM Mr. Apple

http://news.yahoo.com/colo-woman-accused-groping-tsa-agent-ariz-215702921.html

9:35 AM Mr. Red

But wait...a TSA agent is allowed to

9:35 AM Mr. Blue

It was just an ancient oriental sensual massage

9:40 AM Mr. Apple

So if a TSA agent is going through those scans does it to a TSA agent on duty, does that make it a felony as well?

9:40 AM Mr. Silver

I don't think the traveling agent is supposed to feel up the working agent

9:58 AM Mr. Blue

Who watches the TSA people?

If they pat down passengers, who pats down the TSA?

9:59 AM Mr. Brown

You know a TSA could easily plant something on somebody after they are past the metal detector

10:00 AM Mr. Pink

Like a samurai sword

10:00 AM Mr. Blue

Or a live infant

10:00 AM Mr. Pink

Or something like a rare tiger

10:01 AM Mr. Blue

Or magnets

10:01 AM Mr. Pink

Did you see that news story where that person tried to smuggle rare tigers or lions onto a plane?

10:01 AM Mr. Blue

No

10:01 AM Mr. Pink

They put em in a suitcase

10:05 AM Mr. Silver

"I'm sorry, I'm a widow and had heart surgery, I can't answer these questions."

"'Widow' is not an excuse for stupidity."

10:06 AM Mr. Blue

Nor is heart surgery, unless they went in through her skull

10:06 AM Mr. Blue

"How invasive was it?"

"The surgeon was up to his shoulder.."

10:07 AM Mr. Brown

“Oops went right through the other side; have to patch that up.”

“I guess I shouldn’t have left the chest saw on and set it on her head”

10:09 AM Mr. Blue

It's a new kind of anesthesia

Crack the skull and massage the frontal lobe until they don't feel pain anymore

12:56 PM Mr. Blue

I got some checkerboard duct tape the other day.. pretty sweet

Makes everything you use it on look awesome

As opposed to silver duct tape.. which makes everything you use it on look trashy

12:59 PM Mr. Pink

What exactly would you be duct taping that has the possibility of looking cool other than some ducts?

1:03 PM Mr. Blue

I used some to patch up my bumper on my car

And my mirror

Looks siiiiiiiiiiiick

1:04 PM Mr. Silver

Just put in a crash test dummy for a passenger and it'll start looking really classic

1:05 PM Mr. Pink

haha

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

There's all kinds of recommended patterns in here for checkerboard tape, Mr. Blue:

http://www.google.com/search?q=crash+test+tape&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1070&bih=701#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=crash+

1:12 PM Mr. Blue

The minute your car gets dinged up, you gotta go with the crash-test look.

All passengers must wear matching orange jump suits

1:59 PM Mr. Blue

So a marine asked Betty White to some dance

So what odd-ball celebrity would you ask if given the chance?

I’d probably go extra, extra weird with like.. Gary Busey

2:00 PM Mr. Silver

You'd ask out Gary Busey?

2:00 PM Mr. Blue

Yes

I would want Gary Busey to be my date to a military ball

2:01 PM Mr. Silver

Helena Bonham Carter for me, if you're going oddball...but straight

2:02 PM Mr. Blue

If I’m sticking to straight and NOT weird.. Olivia Wilde

She. is. re. dic. u. lous.

You could put her in a potato sack and smear mayonnaise on her face and she'd still be hot

2:04 PM Mr. Silver

(Googles that description)

You're right

2:05 PM Mr. Blue

She doesn't take bad pictures ever, so we have that in common

(And on the other side - Mr. Silver)

11:36 AM Mr. Blue

I have a mild, but not optimistic, update about the girl I was interested in. But I feel like I don't wanna talk about it

And by not optimistic I mean dead, dead, dead in the water as I kind of suspected

11:40 AM Mr. Silver

You don't wanna talk about it yet announced it?

11:40 AM Mr. Blue

Yep

11:41 AM Mr. Silver

Well I don't wanna know about it, so what happened?

11:41 AM Mr. Blue

Just like Farley said in the “Mr. Belvedere Fan Club” skit

He was right

11:42 AM Mr. Silver

You see her making out with her girlfriend or something?

11:42 AM Mr. Blue

Nah, but it's confirmed

11:42 AM Mr. Silver

(Dubious)

11:43 AM Mr. Blue

The evidence was mounting

And I overheard her say the G word

11:44 AM Mr. Silver

Googolplex?

11:44 AM Mr. Blue

Girlfriend

2:36 PM Mr. Silver

So...time for your “B” stalking target

2:36 PM Mr. Blue

Who might that be?

2:38 PM Mr. Silver

No clue. How about her girlfriend?