Day 22 - Forget "Dungeons & Dragons"; the most popular game is "Morons & Monsters"

Mr. Silver
"I have a gizmo set to show what time it is down in Florida while I'm up here.”
"So...same time as in Ohio then..."

10:00 AM Mr. Blue

incredible!

Mr. Blue

watched Troll 2 again last night

it'd be a fun movie to watch if it didn't make me so nauseous

10:20 AM Mr. Silver

"Filmed in Stomach-Cramp-O-Rama!"

10:21 AM Mr. Blue

extreme close-ups on very unattractive people

and the whole premise is that the goblins force these people to eat this greenish icing stuff for them to turn into plants

so everything is covered in this nasty green stuff and everyone is eating it and smearing themselves with it

and there's tons of shots/references of curdled milk.. for no reason that i can tell

10:24 AM Mr. Silver

"They're EATING HER.  And then they're going to EAT ME!"

                (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfnCSkng-A enjoy – Mr. Silver)

10:25 AM Mr. Blue

that dude.. he sees a girl running through the woods, so what does he do? he tackles her

then stays on top of her

whoever wrote the script is not of this world

10:25 AM Mr. Silver

Its goblin humor

Mr. Blue

Caller wanted to know if “The Tamarack” still sells John Deere riding lawnmowers

“I wouldn't have any idea.”

Then she wanted to know the # of a local tractor dealer.

“Again, I wouldn't have any idea.”

So she called me an "old Jew" and told me to have a good day.

Mr. Silver
Speaking of inane and pointless:  http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/27/republican-jobs-plan-pushes-tax-cuts-and-deregulation/

1:22 PM Mr. Blue

I think both parties are just trying to get THEIR stuff passed so that, when the economy inevitably rebounds on its own, they can claim credit for it

lowering taxes, reducing federal regulations, increasing domestic energy production, boosting trade and discouraging frivolous lawsuits.

got nothin' wrong with any of that, but it won't do squat for the economy

1:23 PM Mr. Silver
"We're trying to package this in a way where the American people believe it'll work, since historically every proposal in it has been debunked by unbiased economists, utter past failure, and simple logic."
"We must take definitive action to get more money to rich people before the economy collapses to middle ages levels"

1:24 PM Mr. Blue

heheh

1:26 PM Mr. Silver
"Just because we proposed it in the past doesn't mean it's not a good idea," House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner told a Capitol Hill news conference. "Because it's never been a good idea.  It just means it worked in our friends' favor every time we've succeeded."
1:27 PM Mr. Silver
"Holy COW has it worked!"  The representative then gave a thumbs-up and then a peace sign, shouting "Free money coming guys!  Peace out!"

1:28 PM Mr. Blue

"We’ve also prepared a full takeover of the private food industry so that we can begin to transition to a porridge-and-stew based diet."

"With caviar, truffles and dolphin meat for the richest 1%."

they should propose a serfdom

and just say god told them to do it

1:29 PM Mr. Silver

Stew would imply being able to afford meat, sir. You mean vegetable stew?