Day 17 - Rico Suave Al-Qaeda, Spoiler Film Studios, Mars by Monday, Quick and Effective

8:09 AM Mr. Silver

Saif "Rico Suave" Al-Adel    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/17/former-egyptian-special-forces-officer-named-new-al-qaeda-leader/

8:11 AM Mr. Blue

needs a beard, for starters

8:12 AM Mr. Silver

He has a tiny evil one

http://www.google.com/search?q=Gerardo+Mej%C3%ADa&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1070&bih=646

"Sources state that Saif will run Al-Qaeda 'like a gigolo'."

8:15 AM Mr. Blue

Gerrardoooooooo.. Meh-iiiaaaaaa doesn't have the same ring to it

8:16 AM Mr. Silver

versus  "Sahhhh-eefffff....ahhl-AHHdelllllllll"?

8:31 AM Mr. Brown

I think we should pick a possible leader for Al-Qaeda that works for us best, then kill the rest every time one is appointed until the guy we want to lead them is appointed.

lol

 

Mr. Brown

I just saw that 'The Mechanic' is on VOD right now

3:01 PM Mr. Blue

the one with Christian Bale?

oh wait, that's 'The Machinist'

3:09 PM Mr. Silver

"The Guy in the Machine Shop Who Sweeps Up"

(announcer) "Just one of the film attractions this Summer from Spoiler Film Studios, Hollywood!”

"GASP at 'The Space Monster Who is Actually One of the Astronauts in Disguise'!”

"And CHILL to our latest murder mystery: 'The Jealous Secretary Did It'!"

"Then THRILL to the action in 'It's a Trick - The Gangster Never Intended to Pay the Hero'!"

3:15 PM Mr. Silver

I saw a website of horrible movie poster translations from other countries

"The 6th Sense" in China was promoted as "He's a Ghost!"

I guess they didn't want to confuse anyone

3:16 PM Mr. Blue

lol

3:16 PM Mr. Silver

I remember seeing The Mechanic once and liking it.  Didn't see the new one.

3:17 PM Mr. Brown

Jason Statham  is The Mechanic in the new one

3:18 PM Mr. Silver

"What are the stats on that ham?"

3:19 PM Mr. Blue

"our data determines it to be delicious, sir."

3:26 PM Mr. Silver

"I see.  What is the Honey-Baked/Virginia/Black Forest ratio?"

1:13 PM Mr. Blue

I’m in favor of shooting more people into outer space

and I’m sure we could find lots of worthy volunteers

1:24 PM Mr. Silver

a big cannon would be cheap

1:25 PM Mr. Blue

i mean more daring space missions

send someone to Mars, like, next Monday

1:26 PM Mr. Silver

(Volunteer putting luggage into "capsule") "So should I, like, radio back every day or something?  The instructions were kinda vague." 

(NASA tech) "You wanted a radio in this thing?"

1:26 PM Mr. Blue

why not?  you wanna make an omelet, you gotta crack some eggs

1:27 PM Mr. Brown

send a ferret to mars

then send a chicken

1:27 PM Mr. Silver

to feed the ferret?

1:27 PM Mr. Brown

then send a ape

then send a man

1:27 PM Mr. Blue

just skip to the man

they're all gonna die, why waste a good ferret?

11:54 AM Mr. Blue

"I'm gonna need to put you on speaker phone because I'm left handed."

11:54 AM Mr. Silver

of course...

9:34 AM Mr. Blue

"Podiatry is misleading.  Who do I go see about my pods?"

10:01 AM Mr. Silver

a botanist?

Mr. Brown

Well I think my Doc really wants to get rid of this sinus infection for me.

She gave me 875mg Augmenten and Prednisone 40 mg .

9:25 AM Mr. Silver

"and a dash of cyanide"

9:26 AM Mr. Brown

Cyanide doesn't always kill

lol

Depends on the amount right ?

9:28 AM Mr. Silver

a dash is sometimes considered just 1/8 of a teaspoon

sounds safe...bottoms up!