Day 14 - Luck, Fake Names, Escape, Fortunately Your Body is Clueless

8:16 AM Mr. Yellow

yo

8:17 AM Mr. Silver

morning all

8:17 AM Mr. Gray

Morning

Love the fact we're doing a hard life-or-death adventure on Friday the 13th. GOOD LUCK!!

8:17 AM Mr. Green

morning

8:19 AM Mr. Silver

yup...we're doomed and stuff

8:19 AM Mr. Gray

..and stuff and stuff

8:19 AM Mr. Green

nah... always loved Friday the 13th, usually good day for me

8:19 AM Mr. Gray

Same here actually

8:19 AM Mr. Green

I have bad luck every other day of the year

lol

8:20 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

Mr. Green smashed a wrecking ball through a mirror factory in a past life apparently

11:37 AM Mr. Gray

Some people....

      Hi,
      You spelled my name wrong and I need someone to fix it. Everything you defaulted my  

      name to is now wrong, thanks. For your information, not that you care, it is spelled Meghan  

      Labor, no "e" and I have spelled it out for every person I have ever talked to with your 

      company so this is totally your fault and I want it to be changed.

      So far I am completely unimpressed with your company, your service, and every person I've   

      ever interacted with under your employ has been a completely rude jerk.

      Thanks Again,

ALL of the people she has spoken too......being ONE person

11:38 AM Mr. Green

LOL

11:39 AM Mr. Silver

loser

put 2 Es on the end

11:39 AM Mr. Yellow

change it to Jimmy

 

2:22 PM Mr. Gray

This cant be a real name.....

Derrick Storm

Sounds like a Pr0n stage name

2:23 PM Mr. Yellow

That is almost as good as Max Power Or Lexington Steel

2:24 PM Mr. Gray

Exactly what i was thinking

2:25 PM Mr. Silver

Sounds like the stuff Mr. Blue and I would waste hours making up

The "Film Hero Names that are too Macho to be Real" game"

(MST3K reference: “Space Mutiny”. Look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY)

2:32 PM Mr. Silver

Personal fave I did being "Crack Sternum"

2:32 PM Mr. Yellow

Snake Plissken is my favorite

2:32 PM Mr. Yellow

Sam Axe

Duke Nukem

2:33 PM Mr. Silver

Wolf Blitzer

(looks at last one, confused)

2:33 PM Mr. Yellow

*nod*

2:36 PM Mr. Yellow

Pussy Galore

Plenty O'Toole

Xenia Onatopp

Holly Goodhead

Miss Goodnight

2:58 PM Mr. Gray

1.5hrs to go.....come on 4:30

3:00 PM Mr. Yellow

yes it is Friday and time to get the F out of here

3:00 PM Mr. Gray

agreed

3:03 PM Mr. Silver

GROWL!!!       (11 years of being late out nearly every day – Mr. Silver)

3:05 PM Mr. Gray

5:30 Franklin Parking Lot, Mr. Silver....I'll be waiting and ready with the escape vehicle

3:06 PM Mr. Silver

yay!

3:08 PM Mr. Gray

*pictures Mr. Silver running from the door, bullets flying as he sprints screaming "GO GO GO" and diving in the window Duke-Boy style*

3:08 PM Mr. Silver

So...like me leaving my son's school on days I pick him up.

3:09 PM Mr. Gray

LOL exactly 

1:52 PM Mr. Blue

Looking at the old Help Page. During the blood drive, their slogan was "Blood comes from the <3"

false, it comes from bone marrow

1:53 PM Mr. Brown

Ahh yeah, did not think of that

it goes thru the heart not produced there

2:05 PM Mr. Blue

i also like correcting people when they say "I have to go with what's in my heart"

or "listen to your heart"

2:06 PM Mr. Silver

"Apparently my heart is telling me to beat you repeatedly for about 75 years on average"

2:07 PM Mr. Blue

"You have to listen to your heart." 

"Nah, I think I’ll listen to my spleen instead."

It's pretty crazy when you stop and think for a minute about the crazy stuff going on inside you right now. all kinds of things are working tirelessly just so you can take phone calls and troubleshoot  problems

2:11 PM Mr. Silver

yup

seems a shame

2:12 PM Mr. Blue

such a waste

obviously my body has no idea what I’m doing out here

or else it would revolt

"You're doing WHAT? For how long?  ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

2:19 PM Mr. Silver

"THAT'S it...I'm turning off your metabolism and killing you young!"