[2:36
PM]
So
Liam
Neeson
(Mrs.
Silver) "He should have never said anything."
"I
already told you my theory."
"What?"
"Someone
was trying to blackmail him or said they were going to release it so
he was beating them at their own game."
"Oh"
"My
guess anyway. Clever as he could be about it...get it out in
his version asap."
[2:43
PM] Mr. Blue:
Just
a unique way of retiring
Maybe
insurance reasons
If
he commits career suicide instead of announcing retirement he gets
some kind of insurance money or studio bonuses
I
mean, I see what he was going for
[2:45
PM]
Interesting
I
think he's actually tried the "never again" retirement
before.
Maybe
he sees this as the guarantee studios will stop sending him scripts
[2:47
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think if he left out the part about marauding through a black
neighborhood trying to provoke someone to attack him so he could kill
them, he'd have been fine.
"Something
bad happened to a friend... And these horrible, prejudiced thoughts
entered my head. I felt ashamed. I fixed myself, and now
I'm a better person."
Because
that's relatable for anyone
[2:49
PM]
Nah...they'd
doubt he was Irish if he did it normally.
;)
[2:50
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[2:51
PM]
(Bar
friends sneer as he walks in)
"A
real man woulda burned a buildin' down, boyo.”
“A
crowbar says he."
"Barkeep!
Get this little missy a water. Not too cauld...she probly
co'on’t taik it."
[3:57
PM] Mr. Brown:
Why
din ye hit'em with a tater?
[4:12
PM]
heh
[3:19
PM] Mr. Yellow:
I
am not sure what that was about
NM,
I found the article
hmm.
I really have no issue with his statement as a whole
He
wanted someone to have a go at him so he could get revenge but
realized how stupid that was
so
people are on his sh#t about being honest about feelings he had
He
was angry like we were when we decided as a country to declare war in
Afghanistan and Iraq.
We
wanted revenge even if innocent people got harmed
[3:32
PM]
Oh,
I would have been violently steamed too
I
had my dad lecture me when I was heading out into the neighborhood
with a cavalry saber to get "revenge" once
[3:38
PM] Mr. Yellow:
It
never pays to tell too much of the truth. Sometimes we give away too
much information.
Yes
I wanted revenge once so bad. It was when my friend was raped.
Or
like when a supervisor offered for people to go home early and I
asked to go to spend time with some friends at X. I was rejected
because I was going to a bar not to a family gathering. It was
freeking 10pm
[3:41
PM]
"Why
yes, I'll leave early...I'd like to hit the church on the way home."
[3:47
PM] Mr. Yellow:
yep
[9:34
AM] Mr. Brown:
[9:35
AM] Mr. Blue:
but
Jesus wasn't born in Anatolia
[9:37
AM]
“They
are both depicted as having long beards”.
Amazing,
huh?
Almost
like shaving your beard was banned in Leviticus
[9:37
AM] Mr. Brown:
With
upward gaze too
[9:38
AM]
I
know!
"And...get
this...both are male"
[9:39
AM] Mr. Brown:
They
both have amazing abs
The
article talks more about how lame it is
lol
Like
the people did no real research
[9:45
AM]
Hate
to say it, but...there's really not a whole lot that is unique about
the Jesus cycle if you look at ancient and indigenous mystic stories
(See:
"How to start a fight with a Baptist")
[9:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
mean wasn't Jesus just one of many supposed prophets even in his time
and place?
Lotta
guys running around claiming crazy stuff
[9:52
AM]
I
meant more general than that
Prophesy
of the coming hero. Divine conception. Miraculous birth.
Uncanny knowledge. Trials. Healings. Raising the
dead. Persecution, death, resurrection. Trips to the
underworld.
Will
return any day now.
...the
long tradition of merging characters' acts or cutting and pasting
from other stories...
[9:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
yes
[10:01
AM]
Let
us grant the man was real - I'd like to meet him - shamanically I
already have.
But
a whole lot of stuff written about him just wasn't anything he did.
People
have been separating out forgeries and fiction and ID-ing
embellishments for centuries.
Its
why there is an Apocrypha. And even that isn't complete at all.
"Jesus
created bats when he was a kid! He liked birds and so he took
up clay and-" Slam...right in the BS pile.
And
that edit decision came from people who thought the earth was only
thousands of years old.
[10:09
AM] Mr. Blue:
That's
from the discredited infancy gospel right?
[10:10
AM]
Not
sure...
[10:10
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
think if it were me, and I was either God or the Son of, and I was
intending to convince everyone of my divinity, I'd change the color
of the sky.
Or,
like, literally flip colors on the spectrum... like blue goes to
where yellow is and yellow to blue
[10:11
AM]
That's
the sign?
[10:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yes
The
whole world would see it obviously
[10:12
AM]
But...
[10:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
mean permanently
[10:13
AM]
Woo!
[10:13
AM] Mr. Brown:
Thou
must remember blue did not exist for a long time
hehe
[10:14
AM]
I
remember someone in the 70s telling me the Deluge was such a surprise
because it had never rained before.
Stuck
with me
(obviously)
"You
don't really believe that, do you?"
"It's
the first time rain ever happened."
Can
you imagine the known world panic if water started coming out of the
sky and no one had ever seen it before? You wouldn't even have
to have destroyed the world.
"Listen
you evil pinheads...I can DO THIS! Shape up!"
Between
that and the entire surface of the planet being...well...devoid of
life without it.
I
kinda doubt that was the first time it rained.
"Before
that, everything got it's moisture from fog."
(Genesis
2:6)
[10:16
AM] Mr. Blue:
Must
not have been any lakes or rivers then. Or clouds.
[10:20
AM] Mr. Brown:
Maybe
the definition did not exist
It
was just something that happened
MOISTURE
[10:47
AM]
"And
THE LORD returned to The Garden, and did not see the man and the
woman. Why do you hide from ME? He said, and the man and woman
replied we are like 10 feet away over here in this mist stuff."
[10:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[10:48
AM]
"And
the man asked you think You could move this somewhere else, we keep
bumping into stuff."
[10:49
AM] Mr. Brown:
"or
give us special eye powers to see through it. Yes we need special
powers"
[10:53
AM]
"And
Eve smacked her shin into a tree as she ran to greet THE LORD, and
the bark roughed it up badly, and Adam who was tasked with giving all
things names, could only come up with She barked her shin."
"So
it's his fault we still say it"
“And
THE LORD did roll his eyes.”
[1:42
PM]
Surprised
this one hadn't popped up yet in here:
https://nypost.com/video/shocked-hunters-film-bigfoot-stalking-the-mountains-of-utah/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_3785507
[1:44
PM] Mr. Brown:
Looks
like a bear
[1:44
PM]
Looks
like a fake
I'll
submit it to you this way:
1.
If I spotted a Bigfoot and could film it, I'd burn battery til it
left.
"This
guy is boring. Let's get some coffee or something."
2. Known to be the most elusive giant hominid cryptid, this Bigfoot just stands in the open turning around in place.
2. Known to be the most elusive giant hominid cryptid, this Bigfoot just stands in the open turning around in place.
[1:49
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[1:49
PM]
3.
None of the others had a cell with a camera. Back to #1. "You
watch it here...I'm going to keep filming and walk up there.
If it runs, try to follow it and I'll see what I can find."
[1:50
PM] Mr. Brown:
Thats
what i would have done
[1:50
PM] Mr. Blue:
Looks
like something blowing in the wind
Like
a tarp got snagged on a tree or something
[1:51
PM]
Tarpsquatch
"And
then the wind picked up and Bigfoot started to fly!"
[1:52
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
could hear it rustling in the night, with a light plastic smell on
the air
[1:52
PM]
"It
has to be big! Look how far away it is!"
Silver Jr. and I walk farther and steeper than that in our own neighborhood.
Go up there!
[1:54
PM] Mr. Brown:
Running
up there
getting
closer and closer
Holy
shit
holy
shit
holy
shit
Ah
damn, it was a tarp
[1:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
It
looks like something blowing around... The base seems to stay
stationary but the top is swaying back and forth
[1:57
PM]
(5
minutes after they left, a little old lady climbs up to retrieve the
cover for her patio table)
[1:58
PM] Mr. Brown:
“Damn
it tarp that's not funny, you gotta stop tricking these people”
